Name: Happy DROPSgiving!
Uploaded: 2020-11-27T07:08:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy DROPSgiving!' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy DROPSgiving!' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-27. Transcript available.

Happy DROPSgiving!

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ten, eleven, eleven, eighteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, seventeen.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your leftist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
I will eat your rightist ass with my corn on the top.
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Put this P word right in your face.
Swipe your nose like a credit card.
This P word is wet, come take a dive.
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass P word.
Spit in my mouth.
Spit in my mouth.
Spit in my mouth.
Spit in my mouth.
Good morning everybody.
Spit in my mouth.
Spit in my mouth.
Spit in my mouth.
I like heat.
The Beach Boys aren't hip anymore.
The Beach Boys aren't hip anymore.
Fuck!
The Beach Boys aren't hip anymore.
What?
The Beach Boys aren't hip anymore.
Magnus.
The Beach Boys aren't hip anymore.
Fuck!
Hell!
Let's go!
No!
Hell!
Fuck!
Hell!
Magda!
What?
Me!
Oh, Trinity!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Done!
Now!
Done!
Done!
Me!
Kim!
Kim!
Kim!
Kim!
Uh, rockin'pins.com.
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rockin'pins.com.
We have it under control.
It's, uh, gonna be just fine.
If I get corona, I get corona.
Anybody that needs a test, gets it first.
And the tests are beautiful.
And the tests are beautiful.
The virus ain't that serious.
At the end of the day, I'm not gonna want to stop you from calling you.
It's beautiful.
I feel they're blowing it way out.
I feel they're blowing it way out.
I feel they're blowing it way out.
I feel they're blowing it way out.
You are listening.
It's drain balls.
Capisce?
Oh wait.
This sounds good.
Oh wait.
This sounds good.
I feel they're blowing it way out of proportion.
You are listening.
It's drain balls.
Capisce?
Oh wait.
This sounds good.
We have it under control, it's gonna be just fine.
If I get corona, I get corona.
Anybody that needs a test gets it first.
And the tests are beautiful.
The virus ain't that serious.
At the end of the day, I'm not gonna want to stop people arguing.
I think they're blowing it way out of proportion.
You are listening.
It's drain balls.
Capisce?
Oh wait, this sounds good.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
What's the buzz?
What's the buzz?
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Cut the tape.
Tell me what's happening.
I know I can't.
Cut the tape.
I like to do it.
Yeah.
Cut the tape.
I like people.
Cut the tape.
Who make me laugh.
Yeah.
Cut the tape.
Cut the tape.
Cut the tape.
Cut the tape.
I like to laugh too.
Would you rather sweat ham juice or cry hair?
I'll do cry hair.
Sweat hand juice?
Yeah.
What's ham juice?
Or cry hair.
Did you say clam juice?
Ham.
Ham juice?
Ham.
Oh, from ham.
Like not a hand.
Ham.
Pork juice.
No, not a hand.
Pork.
Pork juice.
Can I ask about the crying part?
The.
The.
Um.
Well, you know.
Well.
Cry.
Let me.
Instead of.
No, no, no.
Just can I clarify something?
Does the hair.
Is it connected to like the inside of your eyeball?
Or does it kind of like come out?
Or come out.
You know.
And clips of hair.
Okay.
It's definitely connected to your eye hole here.
And you like.
Cool.
The way I would imagine it is like.
You gotta pluck it.
Blink out.
Until you're done crying.
And then it's gone.
Oh man.
I'm gonna do that.
Cause I.
I cry.
Way less than I.
Sweat.
That's true man.
You know.
I'm the other way around.
I'd like them both.
I don't know.
You'd like them both?
I'd like them both.
I had the choice.
Yeah.
There we go.
Fascinating.
All right.
Very interesting.
Romania man.
What do you think?
What would you prefer?
Ham?
I don't care.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna cry hair.
You're gonna cry hair.
That's it.
Cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Cry a little hair for me.
That would be easier for like actors.
To cry on cue.
All you gotta do is get a.
Don't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair.
Won't you cry a little hair.
Won't you cry a little hair.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
Won't you cry a little hair.
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Won't you cry a little hair.
Won't you cry a little hair.
Won't you cry a little hair for me.
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