Name: Christina Lee & Alissa Nutting & Cristin Milioti (Made for Love) Office Hours Live (Ep 152 4/8/21)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Christina Lee & Alissa Nutting & Cristin Milioti (Made for Love) Office Hours Live (Ep 152 4/8/21)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-08. Transcript available.

Christina Lee & Alissa Nutting & Cristin Milioti (Made for Love) Office Hours Live (Ep 152 4/8/21)

We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
I like having fun, I like to laugh, I like to meet people who can make me laugh,
I like having fun, yes I like it too lot, I like having fun to meet people.
Good morning everybody, wake up, wake up, wake up, spring has sprung.
The boys are back, the boys are back, the boys are back in town, boys are back
in town, town.
Harmonize!
Harmonize!
What, just guess who just got back in town today?
Shut up, I'm doing it, I'm lead vocals!
You're Phil.
You're harmonics!
You're Phil or not, and I am not.
It's Tie-Dye Tuesday here at Office Hours.
Thank you Jesus.
It is April 8th, 10 o'clock in the morning here in Glendale, California.
We are live, and it is so good to be back, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh yeah, we're getting into the Tie-Dye vibe in my headphones here.
Far out, man.
Far out, man!
What did I tell you to get, Doug?
Turn it up!
Oh, right.
Turn it up, dude!
I don't know, we got these, uh, we had the Easter holiday a couple days ago,
and as an activity, you know, the kids are dying their eggs, and we have the
grown-ups.
Freedom Rock, Tim.
Dying their shirts.
Freedom Rock, baby!
I tell you, though, these Tie-Dyes are back in fashion, apparently.
I'm looking good in them.
My wife made this, and I said, you gotta get a job at selling these at Target.
Or Walgreens.
Got a shout-out to Walgreens.
I got poked.
I got poked in the arm the other day.
The old jab.
Got the vaccine.
I'm all half-vaxxed.
Tim.
I actually heard a guy, excuse me.
I got it queued up if you want to hear it.
Okay, let's hear it.
I'm, I'm a little, uh, amped up myself.
Turn it up, man.
Turn it up, man.
There's two assholes sitting out by the campfire.
Finally, they have all their...
Oh, dude's got a piss jug next to him.
He's in the hall.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He's got a big old piss jug next to him.
Really?
He's outside of his van, yeah.
It's like a, it's like one of those giant wine bottles.
Yeah, it's like the Ernest Gallo brothers.
It's like, uh, I bet the, I bet the prop guys were having a little fun there.
Hey, you know what we should fucking do?
These assholes.
These K-Tel cheapskates.
Let's put a piss jug next to these guys.
Speaking of piss jugs, I'm drinking out of the Yellow River Boys water bottle.
It's a great water bottle.
Yum.
Mmm.
I just have straight water in here, but...
Pee-pee.
Oh, I, Doug.
Yes?
Welcome to the show.
Welcome back.
I, um, I got, I just said I got my half-vax.
I got one of two.
Um, but the, coincidentally, I was getting coffee the other day, and I heard a
guy ask for a
half-calf.
I heard a half-calf after my half-vax.
Can I get half-vax, half-calf?
Some people are angry at me for getting the vaccines, and they can't believe it.
I can't believe I fell for the propaganda, and it's very dangerous.
Somebody's saying I shouldn't have posted my report card there.
It's only asking if I was getting the best.
Whatever, dude.
I said no freaking way.
I think it's cool.
I think it's cool that, uh, the, the choices I make.
I make perfect choices.
Far out, man.
We're, uh, we've got two special guests in studio today.
It's not the first time we've had an in-studio guest.
We've had Weird Al Pacino.
And somebody else, maybe.
But we have the creators of, um, Made for Love, which I guess apparently is a
reality show
about cleaning women who are also prostitutes.
Is that what, is that what the show is about?
Made for Love?
Um, no.
Tim.
It's, it's, it's, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know I was not allowed to have a little fun on my own show.
Vic is not with us.
Oh, he is here.
I'm just going through, uh, the music here.
Just enjoying this.
Catching up on your emails.
I really, uh, with Christina Lee and Alyssa Nutting.
Am I saying that correct?
You are.
I never.
Nutting.
Alyssa Nutting, eh?
She lives in Nutting Hill.
And they love me.
They think I'm funny.
So we're going to get lots of nice laughs from them throughout the show.
Don't have any questions for them.
But maybe you do.
Maybe you, the listener, do.
Let's take a Zoomer, Matt, just to say hi.
Welcome back.
I know everyone's so relieved we're back.
It's been a long, strange, what a long, strange trip it's been since we've been
on here.
Tom Harad.
Tom Harad?
Harad, you doing this morning?
I'm all right.
How are you doing?
Oh, all right.
I've got a mirror behind you, do you?
I've got two mirrors behind me, mate.
Is that for your cocaine?
Is that for your cocaine?
It's for, um, bald spot checking.
All right.
Bald spot maintenance.
Well, what can I do for you, mate?
Not a lot, mate.
I'm just, uh, I'm just keen to see what you're up to now.
See what's here about the high network, hear about the latest plans.
The high network.
I don't want to waste too much time here, ladies and gentlemen, with this high
network and the
on cinema thing.
You guys have blown us away.
Uh, I assume there's quite a bit of crossover here.
Obviously there's going to be, Matt and I were discussing this.
There's plenty of office hours listeners who are big on cinema fans, not always
the other
way around.
Not always the on cinema fans are office hours heads.
Correct, Matt?
Hello?
Truth.
But that's fine.
We understand.
But the launch of the high network, which listen, in the, in the world of the
show, in the,
in the universe that we've built.
Yes, it is.
There's a, there's a certain outward presentation that it is kind of this Tim
only thing, but
it is, it will be the, the home, the future home of everything on cinema.
And the subscriptions went through the roof.
It was way more than we were expecting right off the bat.
It's still going very well.
We've got a lot of dough to make the show, but let me just be clear that this
isn't some
sort of nice fundraising help us out because we're doing a, a Kickstarter and I'm
sorry
that I have to ask you for a charity here.
You're buying the, your access to watch these shows.
You know what I mean?
This is a ticket.
This is a entry fee.
If you don't have it, you don't get it unless you want to break the law and the
law will
be enforced.
So are you a member?
I am.
I am.
All right.
Let's take a next call.
But we are almost at 3000 subscribers.
Can you believe that 3000 annual subscribers in a week of launch without
anything to show
for it?
There's no people.
We don't have the shows that you have to pay for yet.
So imagine when that's behind the wall, I got to watch on cinema logging in and
denied
back pay up.
And it's like, it's nothing.
It's, I know people have not, people are tight with their money or money's
tough, but maybe
you don't have to pay for Spotify.
Maybe you can take that off your monthly bill.
Maybe you could stop buying Juul cigarette, uh, containers.
Right?
True.
The artist Juul, she does those?
The artist, the singer Juul.
Has her new line of, uh, yes.
E-cigarettes that are very good.
You're hooked.
You can afford it.
Okay.
So that's all I'll say about that for now.
But if you're listening right now, go over to highnetwork.tv and sign up.
You can buy a single ticket to the Oscar special.
It's 10 bucks.
Or you can do the, uh, the $55 for a year.
And that gets you, what's going to turn out to be two seasons of on cinema and
an Oscar
special a year.
Plus my exclusive interview with Muncher from Ghostbusters coming up later next
week.
Tim, Sarah McLaughlin has a competitor e-cigarette.
What is it called?
Sarah McSmokelin.
Listen, if you're going to interrupt me, have something fleshed out.
Go back to the writer's room.
It's got to be, it's got to be in the moment too.
Otherwise it's moments past.
Well, thanks.
Thanks for listening across the pond.
That's the other thing is our international listeners, no need to worry about
country codes
and blocking and all that shit.
It's going to be universal.
You're going to be able to watch this shit on the moon and on Mars.
Mars Rover just subscribed.
How do you like that?
Mars Rover up there.
Endurance or whatever it's called.
Thank you for their subscription.
All right.
Um, I think I'm flamed out now.
I think, oh.
I think I'm done.
The show's over.
Um, I like having, you know what these laughs remind me of is that Gutfeld show.
There's, there's like the funniest thing about that show is they have this very
small, which
you know, because of COVID and everything, they have this small audience,
mostly crew,
I would think.
And they just have these people off camera being like, after he says something
that's not funny.
But maybe it's funny to them.
Five nights a week, he's doing that show.
Yeah.
He'd be like, uh, New York state just legalized marijuana, which is a little, I
didn't think
they'd get the votes.
I thought everybody that would have voted for that would have forgot to vote.
I'll try that again.
I'll try that again.
You ready?
They probably heard all the rehearsals too.
So they know the jokes.
I know.
They have to like pretend that they're hearing it for the fact.
Now, if this was Gutfeld, Doug, you'd chime in with your own take on that
subject.
No.
Does he have a sidekick guy?
They've got like a panel.
Yeah.
They've got a panel.
There's like three guys that are permanently, well, three people.
I think there's like a woman and there's that dude on the easy chair.
Yeah.
There's, there's like a, I don't know who that guy is.
What's his name?
I don't know.
The guy that dresses like he's from the streets.
He's got his like, he's got his sweatpants like rolled up.
New York state just legalized marijuana.
New York city just legalized marijuana.
In other nudes, in other nudes.
Yeah.
I'm not good at this either, but New York city just legalized marijuana.
Reached for comment, reached for comment.
Hunter Biden said, you got anything else?
Got any of the strong stuff?
And then, then Vic maybe come in with sort of like, see, that's the, that's the,
that's
the hypocrisy.
Then you start talking about the story.
That's the thing about the left.
They don't, they don't, you know.
There's the hypocrisy of like Hunter Biden and the woke mob media saying that,
you know,
there's different standards.
The standards are really crazy out there.
And of course, Antifa wants to legalize fireworks.
Right.
You know.
When we come back, I'm going to be speaking with you.
I'm going to be speaking with Dave Rubin.
And we're going to talk about how Garfield is, uh, is now, uh, under attack
from CNN because
it's derogatory towards Italians.
I like talking about ideas, not about people.
Okay.
Let's get to, um, but you know, last week, two weeks ago.
After Dave Rubin, we'll get to Dave, uh, John Hoagie.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Boy, I don't know if you're going to notice this.
Maybe I shouldn't even mention it, but I've been watching nonstop Carson clips
on YouTube.
I watched these Carson with, uh, Charles Grodin.
And I can say, if you're just looking for something to watch, fire that up.
It's better than all the other shows.
It's better than this show.
I was laughing out loud as I was drifting off to sleep last night, listening to
those two
guys do masterclass.
Do you just laugh yourself to sleep every night?
Um, no, I want to get, two weeks ago, I announced the, uh, big charity drive,
which is to replace
my mouse pad.
Here's Jared!
I got so many.
This is just a, I said, Matt, give me the top 10.
I don't know what any of these are.
It's almost like the Letterman show with the top 10, right?
Similar, but these aren't all the mouse pads, Tim.
No, I got, this is a small fraction, but we got, that's a little disrespectful.
Is that a heart or a butt?
That's a, a butt.
Well, I see a heart.
That's from Jay Rowland.
You gotta get your mind out of the gutter.
Do this.
You know, we'll do Letterman style.
Right.
We'll do the crash, the window crash, right?
I'll make you prepare.
Oh shit.
Vic's got that one.
Hold on a minute.
Let me move some things around.
Of course, Kara Perez knows what I like, which is the Stooges.
And this is already in the packaging.
Batteries included.
Wait a minute.
What does that mean?
It says press to pl