Name: VANiel MORRISON UNMASKED (Best of Office Hours)
Uploaded: 2021-05-28T00:24:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'VANiel MORRISON UNMASKED (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'VANiel MORRISON UNMASKED (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-28. Transcript available.

van you've not you've not been a very very political artist
the name's vaniel then you'll mark then van oh it's vanyol vanyol vanyol morris
i think someone would just be born fan come on it's vanyol vanyol it's a
marvelous night
isn't it time tim that you look at yourself in the mirror and say maybe this
not masking nonsense
has gone too far maybe it's time we had an end to it well we are sort of de-masking
i mean we are
uh you know the regulations are loosening and i was i've been out and about
with i'm not you're a
truth teller watch out timothy they they will start to crack down on you well
no they will start to
come after you can i ask you something van because i am actually i'm i mean astral
weeks i mean i'm a
huge fan of the moon dance album except for the title yeah yeah that's my
venture into the strip
stream yeah i love that record but are you let me ask you a question put that
down please put the
tin whistle down let me ask you something straight straight up now this is a
straight question are you
okay did something happen to you recently it feels like there's something like
mentally it's i severely
injured my neck but so but luckily it's where i would always wear uh an ascot
anyway this is now
uh the doctor ordered ascot that i've got a doctor that's a medicinal ascot and
the sunglasses are
covering up the fact that i have severe lesions all around the eye sockets oh jesus
well you see
of course uh half my skull was sheared off so i have to find it to the slipstream
what happened you said
you've been injured what the hell happened i was injured i was injured i i we
were hoisting we were
hoisting pianos into all five buildings of the compound they had to get up to
the upper floors without
they couldn't get through the doors or something is that what happened look
there's two people with
the hoist there's somebody trying to guide it in and there's somebody down
below going hey hey hey to
the left and then you've got to have you've got to have a whistleman i was
playing whistleman and
let's slip with one of those controversial tunes yeah a slip of the old slide
and i started losing pianos oh no the boys the workmen they were crying so hard
they started to lose
pianos one by one oh jesus i was running around the compound and they were
falling and falling
i got i probably got bonked on by five oh my god a piano landed on your head
not
not just one piano i'm talking about i'm talking about a whole a whole storm of
pianos i'm talking
about imagine pianos falling from the sky yeah you're a you're a true legend
you seem to have some
mental issues with the pianos and everything i'm gonna say that that's what's
going on i think it
was the pianos the hard part was the anvils that i had weighing down the piano
you had anvils up there
there as well stadium to stadium timothy i had anvils just to steady the pianos
they all came raining
down oh boy you remember saying thank you ven you're a weird ass yeah that's me
on the mass singer
why are you on facebook why do you need secondhand friends why do you really
care who's trending