Name: Tim & Tom present Woody & Woody (Best of Office Hours)
Uploaded: 2021-07-16T22:29:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim & Tom present Woody & Woody (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim & Tom present Woody & Woody (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-16. Transcript available.

Don was saying his new impression of Woody Allen is 80 year old Woody Allen,
which is like...
Where he's just like, I don't know what I'm trying to do, I just wanted to make
movies, and you go, I'm doing something for Quibi now.
Woody, you're going to be at the Cannes Film Festival, you're there with Cate
Blanchett, what's the new movie about?
The new movie is about my childhood and growing up in Brooklyn, I could have
played baseball for the Yankees, but I decided to focus on comedy.
Here's the other thing, an interviewer talking to Woody would be like, you don't
like to watch your old movies, isn't that true?
I never watched my old movies, I watched...
What is that? It's fascinating.
I watched Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein.
I saw a new movie the other day called It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
That's a new movie, is it?
But what about like Zellig or Manhattan or Annie Hall?
Surely you must have fun-ness for those old films, they're terrific movies,
Woody.
They're just movies and I make new ones and I have a new one, it's me, I'm
stuck in the closet.
It's me and Tony Roberts are stuck in a phone booth.
Wonderful, so inventive.
Inventive, your friends are so...
Max, Max, we got to get out of this phone booth.
Jesus, you crazy.
Tony Robbins and Woody Allen stuck in a phone booth.
What if it was Tony Robbins, not Tony Robbins?
Tony Robbins, I mean.
Diane Keaton said she would do it, but we can't get any money for it because of
all the controversy, you know.
I have to do my new film in Dubai.
You know.
Yeah.
You know, Italy and France and all these places won't have me, you know,
because of the controversy.
My new movie I'm doing on an oil rig in international waters.
On a rowboat.
It was an EMEA.
This EMEA who's funding it, you know, it's a money laundering.
Dueling Woody Allen's from, like, prime and present day would be the greatest.
Like, young Woody meets old Woody.
Yeah.
So, you know, tell me, you know, how's it going?
You know, you just, has your career been terrific?
I tried to go to the Second Avenue deli and they went out of business nine
years ago.
I talked to my old self.
He was an old guy.
It's like, you know, I should jump off a bridge.
Oh, my God.
I can't find my clarinet.
I've urinated my pants.
Soon you need to change me.
Where are my file cards and markers?
Where's my old typewriter where I write all my movies?
The ribbon's running out.
I can't write anymore.
What do you mean they don't make the ribbon for this typewriter anymore?
It's a Remington 2390.
Are you crazy?
Jesus.
Can't write without my ribbon.
All right.
One more Beatles pun.
You guys have been so patient.