Name: Brett Gelman, Chad Ubovich (Meatbodies, Fuzz) Office Hours Live (Ep 172 9/1/2021)
Uploaded: 2021-09-01T19:14:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brett Gelman, Chad Ubovich (Meatbodies, Fuzz) Office Hours Live (Ep 172 9/1/2021)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brett Gelman, Chad Ubovich (Meatbodies, Fuzz) Office Hours Live (Ep 172 9/1/2021)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-01. Transcript available.

Brett Gelman, Chad Ubovich (Meatbodies, Fuzz) Office Hours Live (Ep 172 9/1/2021)

I like having fun, I like to die, I like to meet my life, yeah, alright, get
ready, okay,
joking, get ready, get ready everybody, take your pants off, let's take our
pants off,
take them off, we are coming to you, live from Glendale, California, it's,
a very spooky office hours live, a spooky one, that's right, we are two months
away from Halloween,
and we're gonna get into it, the Halloween countdown begins, ladies and
gentlemen, thank you so
much for joining us on this morning on the YouTube channel, if you're listening
at home, if you're
listening in the car, drive safely, if you're listening on a plane, fly safely,
"Settle down"
"Didn't you just sample that?"
"What the hell's going on?"
"Oh wow, we have a feedback loop there"
"A feedback loop there"
"Where's that coming from?"
"Uh oh"
"Is it me?"
"What the hell's going on?"
"Oh no"
"It's like a multiple"
"Who's on?"
"Multiple loops"
"Where's that coming from?"
"Wes"
"Wes, emergency"
"Do you know us?"
"Do you know us?"
"Oh no"
"It's like a multiple"
"This is cool"
"I like it"
"Wes"
"Wes, emergency"
"Do you know us?"
"I've heard anyone else on acid, baby?"
"Come on man, we've got the good stuff"
"It's not me"
"I don't have anything unmuted"
"I've heard anyone else on acid, baby?"
"We've got the good stuff"
"Oh is it your Zoom maybe, Tim?"
"Same as system?"
"It's usually Tim's computer"
"No, not same as system"
"I have it set right"
"Oh is it your Zoom maybe?"
"I'm ready to make the cred"
"Check"
"Hello"
"Where is it coming from?"
"Oh my god"
"I love it"
"I'm ready to make the cred"
"Check"
"Hello"
"Is anyone else on YouTube?"
"It sounds like the YouTube delay"
"I love it"
"You know what, it's probably my fault"
"It's my fault"
"I was loving it too much to investigate"
"You sabotaged us"
"Doug"
"Doug"
"Doug"
"Doug"
"Doug"
"You know what, you owe Wes an apology"
"I didn't say anything to Wes"
"You owe this whole audience an apology"
"You owe this whole audience an apology"
"I didn't point the finger"
"Alright, listen, let's start the show"
"We have so much to get to today"
"This is such a momentous, exciting, wonderful program"
"We've designed for you"
"Curated for you"
"Everything, by the way, is scripted and written ahead of time"
"We rehearse on Mondays"
"We do a really wonderful rehearsal"
"This is scripted as well"
"We use Final Draft"
"Final Draft software"
"Big shout out to them"
"Everything is written and rehearsed"
"And now we're sort of just doing what we do"
"And I forgot my line"
"Shit"
"This has never happened"
"Oh"
"Back it up"
"As you guys know, this is a fully scripted show"
"And we use Final Draft Pro"
"We said all that already"
"Final Draft 10"
"Use your fucking brain"
"Where am I?"
"Where am I?"
"I'm lost"
"Can I see the script?"
"I don't"
"No, we're the script"
"Hold on"
"Okay, right"
"Final Draft"
"Got it"
"And"
"Oh"
"We're introducing a new service"
"Check this out"
"It is the VicVision"
"VicVision here"
"How's that working?"
"What are you seeing guys? I don't know"
"Can we see? Is VicVision working?"
"Oh yeah"
"Anybody see it?"
"Oh yeah"
"Okie dokie then"
"Well done Vic"
"VicVision is going to help us so much today"
"Because it is"
"Stop it Vic"
"It is"
"No, don't stop it Vic"
"Actually"
"VicVision"
"Through VicVision"
"Through the power of VicVision"
"Turn me up"
"Right"
"Through VicVision"
"We are going to bring in our surprise special guest"
"This guest"
"I believe"
"I have to say has been one of the most requested"
"Guests"
"We've ever had"
"See you all in hell"
"We're here to celebrate something big and important in my life and in his life"
"Get ready"
"The 10 year anniversary of something very special"
"And ladies and gentlemen, without further ado"
"If you would cut to the VicVision and aim yourself"
"Get up and aim yourself a little bit at the door"
"Can we get a good shot at the door?"
"Can I get on your camera?"
"How does it look?"
"Does it look good?"
"Yeah, that's perfect"
"He's tethered"
"Ladies and gentlemen"
"Perfect, perfect shot"
"Prepare for multiball"
"Brett Gelman is here ladies and gentlemen"
"Brett Gelman, come on down"
"Come on in"
"Look at him"
"Hey, there he is"
"Get over here"
"Hey"
"Buddy"
"Get the camera on"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm gonna put that over here"
"Hey"
"Hey Vic, how you doing?"
"Hey"
"What's up, Brett?"
"Look at this"
"How do you like this?"
"Oh my god"
"What's going on guys?"
"Sit down"
"Get on mic"
"Finally"
"Finally"
"I was asked to do this show"
"Have you been waiting?"
"Just"
"Yes"
"You know, you could have said something"
"I don't know why you don't ask me to do more things more often"
"Very strange"
"We gotta talk about that"
"Well, thanks for coming out"
"We have a lot to get through"
"But thanks for being here"
"Of course"
"Maybe next time we can spend a little time talking about"
"You know, our friendship and everything"
"But right now we're gonna get to the calls"
"I have nothing to promote"
"I have nothing to promote"
"I have nothing to promote"
"So like I don't know what else we're gonna talk about here"
"I literally"
"I don't think I've seen you for"
"You know"
"We haven't even talked since before the pandemic"
"I thought I was done with you"
"I thought"
"Yeah, that's what I thought"
"You canceled me"
"I thought maybe"
"Huh?"
"How's his mic?"
"Is this how I do it?"
"Like this?"
"If you would have got here on time"
"We would have walked you through that"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I've never seen a worse"
"I mean I was on time"
"I was here by the time the show started"
"It's true"
"I wasn't here for the prep"
"We like to have guests come here two hours early"
"So we can run"
"You know"
"I got a little lost because I was like"
"Oh, you moved"
"Oh yeah"
"You have a much, you know"
"A much bigger compound"
"You have a compound now"
"You do"
"You have multiple houses"
"I want to complain to the staff here"
"about your framing right now"
"I'm looking at your monitor"
"Uh huh"
"It's not flattering"
"Brett"
"It's not"
"It's the one that says "R" in the right"
"I mean"
"I'm asking Wes"
"Is there"
"Do you guys have a different frame?"
"Do you have a closer frame?"
"Yeah"
"We have a closer frame"
"You're the best"
"This is all happening in real time"
"This is the"
"These are the best in the biz"
"I know"
"Well this is my fault"
"If I would have been here at 9:45"
"We would have"
"Well first of all"
"Did you even look"
"Did you even look at the script?"
"I did"
"I did"
"But then I forgot it"
"I purposefully forgot about it"
"Because you're on book right now"
"Like you're letter perfect right now"
"Thank you"
"Word perfect"
"Thank you"
"I am one of the industry's best memorizers"
"You are actually a good actor"
"Yeah I know I know"
"What?"
"This isn't a surprise anymore"
"You know what I was listening to this morning"
"Just to kind of"
"I didn't know if we were going to talk about it or not"
"Yeah"
"I opened up this"
"You, me, and John Daly"
"On the Comedy Bang Bang Show"
"Yes"
"What the hell was going on there?"
"Do you remember that?"
"There was a tension between you and Scott"
"I remember"
"There didn't"
"And I loved every minute of it"
"No but"
"I don't know if John did"
"But I get off on that just like you do"
"There wasn't like the only moment of tension there"
"Yeah"
"I was kind of a jerk"
"I would take that"
"I was kind of"
"I don't know"
"I was trying to be provocative or something"
"I was just being honest"
"I don't know"
"I thought you were trying to kick up the dust a little bit"
"I was trying to get something going"
"Yeah, get something going in there"
"What are we going to do"
"A bunch of silly fucking voices"
"For two hours"
"But the thing is"
"What was clipped out online"
"I didn't listen to the whole thing"
"But it was us as these obnoxious"
"Which is what we did together ten years ago"
"Right"
"These obnoxious, not funny"
"You know, narcissistic pseudo comedians"
"Right"
"And so when you listen to that"
"It's us laughing like hyenas about nothing"
"Yeah"
"About zero"
"I have to re-listen to it"
"It's really aggressively annoying"
"I've missed you"
"I've missed you"
"Have you been mad at me?"
"Am I married?"
"No, I know you're married"
"Have you been mad at me though?"
"Not at all"
"I just know that you're a busy guy"
"Or I just, you know, you had been away shooting"
"Yes"
"Well, I want to come here and spend time with the family"
"Yes"
"I mean, listen, I love you"
"I've always loved you"
"I loved you since the first minute I saw you"
"You're my favorite"
"Nobody makes me laugh harder than you"
"Oh man"
"I love you"
"And you're also an amazing actor"
"That's true"
"You don't give yourself enough credit for how good of an actor you are"
"People don't want to hear this, believe me"
"People are signing off"
"They don't like actors on here"
"Are they signing off?"
"Yeah"
"We now have one viewer"
"Okay"
"They don't want like heartfelt shit"
"Okay, it's time to be assholes"
"Alright"
"Is that what these guys want?"
"I don't know what people want"
"We have one viewer"
"Do we only have one viewer for real?"
"We have no viewers now"
"We're actually streaming to no one"
"Uh-huh"
"Yeah"
"Great"
"Great, great"
"I don't care"
"This all gets recorded though and played later too"
"So people can tune into it and watch it again"
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"That's about right"
"This is how I talk now"
"That's great"
"Yeah, that's about right"
"That's great"
"There are people that talk like that"
"I know"
"You know"
"Venice Beach"
"Yeah"
"Venice Beach"
"Everybody talks like that in Venice Beach"
"Yeah"
"Have you gone down to the beach lately?"
"It's gotten really bad"
"Yeah"
"No, like their vocal cords get sunburned"
"From sleeping on the beach"
"But you know what? I haven't seen you"
"Like you don't do a lot of"
"You're not doing"
"You don't do"
"Go out and do shows"
"I mean no one's going out"
"But if you go back and do shows and do live stuff"
"I haven't done it in a bit but I want to"
"Do you not want to do it anymore?"
"No, I do"
"I do"
"Have you been doing that?"
"Oh"
"You okay?"
"Um"
"I do want to do that"
"I mean have you been doing that?"
"Are you hearing these guys joke?"
"You have to ignore it"
"That's what you have to do"
"That's what you have to do"
"It's talking"
"It's talking"
"Is this all like B-roll from Venice Beach?"
"This is all pre-roll"
"Yeah, pre-roll"
"Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh"
"What do we want to talk about?"
"Are you still doing shows?"
"Like live shows?"
"I did a fundraiser for this guy"
"Hugo"
"Whatever his name is"
"Running for"
"Chávez"
"You really believed in him"
"The ghost of Hugo Chávez"
"I'll tell you who it is okay?"
"You really want to know?"
"Hugo whatever"
"Hugo boss"
"Hugo boss"
"I did a thing for them"
"Because they've had such bad press"
"Since it was discovered that they made uniforms for the Nazis"
"Uniforms for the Nazis"
"Yeah, exactly"
"And I just felt like they needed some shout out"
"No, because they make some really high quality garments"
"And like, you know, this cancel culture"
"Have you ever seen those guys that wear the big"
"They wear a t-shirt that says "Hugo boss" on them"
"Uh-huh, yeah"
"I can't figure that out"
"I know"
"You ever wear shirts with a big logo on them?"
"Oh, absolutely"
"You do"
"Yeah, but you know, I do all types of things"
"Fashion wise"
"Yeah, you've become like a fashion icon"
"A little bit"
"How did that happen? Where did that come from?"
"It's a way for you to express yourself"
"An incredible fashion sense, you know"
"And GQ just like got on the fucking bandwagon, baby"
"They just caught on and they gripped me and they won't let me go and I'm
grateful for it"
"It's good exposure"
"Yeah, it's fantastic"
"I saw you, I was inspired by you because I saw a picture of you"
"I'm always looking at the trades and the variety and everything"
"And there was you at the premiere of Genexa's movie"
"Zola"
"Zola"
"And you were in a full like African shirt with the shorts"
"It was Dries Van Naaten, yeah"
"Oh, I vibed with that baby"
"It was very expensive pajamas"
"Really?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
"Cause you know 