Name: Office Hours East with New York Jonathan, Slice & Jon Daly (Ep 4 9/24/21)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Office Hours East with New York Jonathan, Slice & Jon Daly (Ep 4 9/24/21)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-25. Transcript available.

Office Hours East with New York Jonathan, Slice & Jon Daly (Ep 4 9/24/21)

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That was not that was all purely planned. And I would imagine there was
something pretty fun. I heard there was some good comments there, you know, in
the chat like, oh, tech diffs. Anyway, yes. So let's get that hashtag going
tech diffs. Office hours east tech, whatever you guys make them up. I'm not
going to tell you what to do. Anyway, let's get into the show. So here we are
show number four. Thanks as always to everybody that's watching and tuning in.
This is such a stupid show.
And such a good time. I want to remind you all we're at the top. Let's see. Don't
forget, we're going to we've got the call in number. We're going to have a
couple of segments tonight where we're going to ask people to call in. It's 818-804-4478.
Once again, there it is in the screen. 818-804-4478. And we are right. We're
going. We're live. People are seeing this. Put in the chat like, yeah, we can
see you guys. Hey, Tori, what's up?
Give us some comments so we can see that. Tori, what are you getting? You
getting some comments in there in the chat? Oh, yeah. We got what up? We got
tech diff live. We got I can see. Awesome. That's easy enough to remember.
Awesome. Tech diff. Tech diff. Instead of like the, you know, this is so hacky,
but instead of like the thug life tattoo, diff life.
Right. Right. That's tech diff. That's the tech diff. Tech diff in a woodchuck
hole. Let's slice. How are you?
Hi. Tech diff in a woodchuck hole. Man, slice. Listen, you're a fan favorite,
Slice. We all know that. The fans got to be, first of all, so happy you're back
this week. And more importantly, so happy that loaf is okay. How is loaf doing?
I'm so happy that loaf's okay. Yeah, loaf's doing great. So tell us like, tell
us, I know we had you on the phone, but how's loaf doing? Is loaf, was it just
like a false alarm that night? Did he have a couple days of not feeling well?
Did he have any, you know, loose or soft stools? What's up?
Okay. That was a really great three-part question. And I got to say this. So
first of all, I think that loaf is doing great now. Second of all, it's good to
hear. Loaf, he's something happened to him, but he's back. And he has a quick
turnaround. That's a great thing about loaf. Third thing, he's not having loose
stools because he's getting a spoonful of pumpkins. Like that song from Mary
Poppins.
But instead of sugar, it's pumpkin. Exactly. Now, we were talking about this
before the show, me and you, Slice, because my dog, CABY! Oh, CABY! My son and
I, you know, the dog's name is Gatsby.
And we basically just call him like, oh, CABY! But we dropped the S and the T.
So, oh, CABY! Like we're, like we're babies trying to say CABY and we can't.
And that's just nonstop around our, our apartment.
E da da GABY! E a good boy! You know why he, you know why things are okay here?
Cause he a good boy. That's my, my 15-year-old son and I, that's how we
basically talk to each other.
Uh, just a lot of GABY! And then I'm just screaming it, E da GABY! Um, so you
and I were talking about this at the beginning of the show cause I, cause CABY,
Gatsby, he's having like, we switched his foods and we didn't do a good job of
like mixing the foods for the transition.
He's having some loose stools. So I was asking Slice if loaf was having loose
stools and we got that, that was the transition to talking about pumpkin, which
we had heard about.
And we're gonna have to give this a try with, with GABY!
And then my son, we were also saying like, what would be nice is if you just
have a normal conversation about it, but then you have to say GABY like that.
For example, yeah, I think I'm going to do something where, you know, GABY is
having loose stools. We'll give him some pumpkin.
Yeah, I think that'd be cool way to talk. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah. Do you ever do that with loaf?
Uh, let me see, let me see.
Um, I'm glad, I'm glad that, uh, you know, everyone's doing well, especially
loaf.
But you're, you're doing me. I mean, how do you talk to loaf?
Oh, sure, sure. Oh, yeah.
If you even do like, do you do like a cutesy doggy voice with loaf?
Yeah, sometimes I'm like, "Lody! Oh, little Lody!"
"Lody?"
Yeah, sometimes he's more of a load than a loaf.
Oh, he's a little load!
So, it's not like L-O, a posture.
So, it's not like that, yeah, it's just like a cutesy doggy voice.
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Close.
I hear it.
By the way, the theme song.
That's just like library music, right?
Yeah.
Some library music Tory found.
And it's fucking hilarious.
I like that frog.
How's it going?
Should I quit this Instagram live?
Let's see, I think.
Are we back on?
I'm getting an update, folks.
In a duck and woodchuck.
Can hear you but not see, somebody just said.
There we go.
You're back up.
You're back up.
You have everything you need.
Thank you for saying that, Tingle Table.
Is that Tingle?
Is that who I think it is?
Who's Tingle Table?
We're back up in New York, Jonathan.
Oh, I know.
Is that Amy?
Anyway, I'm here.
We're back up.
Maybe I'll keep the Instagram live on.
Why the fuck not?
Who gives a shit?
All right.
So apparently we're going to do, we're doing like double duty.
Or is that going to fuck with our internet?
If I'm on Instagram live, is that going to fuck with you?
If you're watching the Instagram live, we're having some tech diffs here at the
Office Hours East show.
Slice is right there.
And I thought I'd just go Instagram live and see what's going on.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I'm going to keep this going at this point is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
So is it possible?
Can I see the monitor just so I can see what's up?
Yeah.
Faster, Justin.
Just kidding.
Take safety first, please.
New York, Jonathan.
Yes, Lice.
This is awesome.
We have been shut down now twice.
And then we're back.
I think it's fucking cool.
It's like, you know, listen, one of the things about Office Hours East, and we
have this reputation in the podcast world.
We're known as like the Steve Wynwood of podcasts, because no matter what
happens, we just roll with the baby.
Right?
Roll with the baby.
Yeah, you got to roll with it.
That's in the business called pulling a Wynwood.
It's just, you know, things go wrong.
Are you going to complain?
Are you going to just pull a Wynwood and roll with it and make the best of it?
We fucking like, people could hear us.
We talked about tech diffs.
We chatted in the chat.
We went Instagram live.
Now we got two things going on.
It's just fucking cool, man.
Yeah, it's really cool.
So John, we have a special caller on the line.
I don't know if you want to go to our special caller now.
Oh, who's on the line?
It is football.
Football?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Football, is that you?
Can you hear us?
Tech diffs.
Oh God.
Football.
Wow.
It's good.
I mean, if you were here this week, football.
Listen, if you are tuning in to Office Hours East for the first time, the New
York Slice
of Pizza is my sidekick.
Slice had an emergency last show where his dog, Loaf, wasn't feeling good.
So he stayed home to be on the safe side.
But his good friend, football, filled in last minute.
And he got football on the line from home.
And look at that.
Couch football.
Yeah, look.
He's got a great setup.
And a great apartment.
Far cry from it.
No offense, Slice.
That's okay.
You know, but that's just a nice place.
Well, it's easier when you know you're not going to like grease it up.
Just live in there.
You know what I mean?
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, that's a little insulting.
But what about...
No shade.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
But football, you must get a lot of like, you know, eye black and dirt and
grass and blood.
And you know, you got to be a dirty football when you come home, right?
Or do you wash off first?
I...
There's a shower right by the front door.
So in the hallway or like right when you come inside?
It's like a little mud room.
Oh, cool.
Like right when you come inside, I just hose it down.
Gotcha.
That's...
And then do you towel off or do you have like a sauna?
Because I'm just asking because that's a really beautiful...
I have a sauna.
I figured I had a feeling, Slice.
Thank you.
Now, Slice, you and football are good friends.
Have you been...
I'm guessing you've been to football's place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And used the sauna.
Yeah, I hosed off before I went inside.
And now is that of your choosing or is that football?
Yeah.
Like, so football, are you the person like...
Some people are like, shoes off, please.
And do you make people hose off first before coming in?
I wouldn't say I make them.
I feel like it's kind of fun, right, Slice?
But you...
The sauna?
No, yeah, yeah.
It's really casual.
I mean, football's, you know, kind of like convincing people to do things.
You know, it's still football.
So, you know, you want to take...
Try it out.
Try it out.
You never took a shower right when you got in someone's house?
And I never tried that.
So, you know, it's kind of...
It's no pressure.
It's no pressure.
But it does feel good.
And it's good.
You can afford that lifestyle.
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad it's no pressure.
But how's the pressure of the shower head?
Awesome.
Nice.
Good one, right?
It's good.
It's pretty solid.
Yeah, it's really good.
It's a weird thing to like ask your guests to shower first before coming in.
You know...
It's...
I wouldn't say weird.
Let me take that back.
It's a good shower.
I'll just say it's a lot to ask.
It's not weird.
Unusual.
But then also, you know, saunas hav