Name: Whitmer Thomas Sings A New Song (Best of Office Hours)
Uploaded: 2021-10-10T01:54:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Whitmer Thomas Sings A New Song (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Whitmer Thomas Sings A New Song (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-10. Transcript available.

okay here we go this song is just about one to fit in wanting to fit in you
heard
it here first it's just unreleased music comes out really soon next couple of
months probably coming out now yeah well tonight you know somebody rip it feel
free happy to do it on this podcast I'm a fan so thank you you'll see what's up
all right thank y'all
I want to be funny and I want to make some money I want to be somebody and I
want to
love someone I want to make them happy pull out all the stops get cargo shorts
and flip-flops and settle down I want to be a mannequin maybe feel like a man
again
no tongue to tell long stories that it's a mystery I want to be a Trevor
amongst a
thousand Trevors listening to Rogan micro dosing with my buddies that it'd be
the
dream
gotta keep on living shackled to a comet I just learned how to park it there is
nowhere I want
to go but I gotta be punk gotta do it DIY if I'm gonna sing sad songs I gotta
really want to die and I want to have a secret and when everyone learns it
makes them all forgive me
forgive me for being so annoying I just to be a Trevor amongst a thousand Trevors
vaping in the basement playing PS5 how did this happen I used to be a Saturn I'd
aim
for ages at the target before taking my shot how did this happen I met the
welcome
wagon break their gifts into my bag now I'm unhappy with what I got
and I want to keep going and I want to quit complaining I want to be less
redundant I want to stop singing the same song in the different ways and I want
to be more poetic I want to eat this stars just to spit them on the street and
stomp their shine out
I want to smoke a cigarette maybe somebody can bum one
And I wanna quit complaining, I wanna be less redundant, I wanna stop singing
the same song in different ways, and I wanna be more poetic, I wanna eat the
stars, just to spit them on the street, and stomp their shine out with my feet,
I wanna smoke a cigarette, maybe somebody can bum one, then I get to talk to
someone, about some shit I just heard, man I wanna be a Trevor, amongst a
thousand Trevors,
howling in the echo chamber, and watching Fight Club, how did this happen, when
did I stop laughing, when I die I'll surely come back as an inflatable man, how
did this happen, was always so vapid, now I search the constellations for a
reason, to give a damn, how did this happen,
- Wow, I wanna be a Trevor.