Name: Halloween Spooktacular w/ Devendra Boohart, Dead Bassmaster (Ep 179 10/28/2021)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Halloween Spooktacular w/ Devendra Boohart, Dead Bassmaster (Ep 179 10/28/2021)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-28. Transcript available.

Halloween Spooktacular w/ Devendra Boohart, Dead Bassmaster  (Ep 179 10/28/2021)

We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
We'll see you next time.
Happy Halloween.
It is Thursday, October 28th.
And it's the Office Hours Halloween Spooktacular, ladies and gentlemen.
Obviously, you can see we are not...
Thank you very much.
Where's my spooky stuff, guys?
Where's my spooky stuff, guys?
I told you to bring the spooky stuff today.
Honestly, folks, we are a little...
I'll have to bring my own.
Yeah!
Blah, blah, blah.
No, no.
We were supposed to have costumes and it...
I think it's the...
I want to start blaming this...
The supply chain crisis, Doug.
I think the supply...
The supply chain...
I blame that canal in Suez.
Suez.
I honestly blame our producer, Matt, who is not here this morning.
No, we...
First of all, Matt and I had an indie rack week so far.
He was supposed to get the costumes, Tim.
We saw Kevin Morby last night.
We saw Dr. Dog.
I blew it away off the stage.
I did the Hot Piss Encore.
And Matt was my date both nights.
And things just got out of control, but...
It's been a long week of shows.
I went to my first concert in years.
Bon Ivar.
Yeah, Bon Ivar.
There's no excuse, but we just kind of...
Time ran away from us.
But you guys have got great costumes on this morning,
so we're gonna judge your costumes.
We got lots of fun stuff planned.
We're gonna have a fun show.
Doug, what about you?
Are you excited?
I know we're not in costume now.
I wish we were.
I...
I know...
Are you...
You know my...
Wait a minute.
Get the lights back on, guys.
Wes, we lost the lights in here.
Can we...
Sorry, guys.
Can we...
Doug, Doug.
I'm looking forward to...
I think we have...
Oh, shit.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck was that?
I think Tim just got stabbed again.
You guys call 911.
If anyone's still watching, please call 911.
Send them to Tim's house.
The address is...
It's 46...
No, we're on Lexington.
It's 50...
No, but that's not...
No, it's 51...
them to Tim's house the addresses it's it's 46 no we're on Lexington it's 50 no
but no but that's
not that's not no no it's 51 oh no no no no no!
I like havin' fun I like to have I like to see people who can make me wow
I like havin' fun yes I like to have I like havin' fun with me
a most wicked and ghoulish morning to you office hours freaks you little rats
and spiders and ghouls it's me Horsey Heidecker
that's right I'm the only Horsey human man
Spider Dog!
Spider Dog! Good morning Spider Dog!
You are positively ghoulish and ghastly.
Hello welcome hi Tim Tim yes good morning we spooked the office hours family
didn't we gang you thought we forgot you thought we weren't going to spook and
scare you but we have
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and we also have
Alf
hi this is Alf hello how are you today Alf hello listen to this
I can't breathe
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
we also ladies thank you al this is al hi this is hello i don't know what to
say
yeah you don't i hate to be like this oh man lightheaded already i can't
breathe
my glasses are so far shut up we have a producer matt is here the skeletor
himself
looks like john entwistle or phoebe bridgers uh we also have that's a wet
reverb tea
we have a mystery guest mr bunny
who could it be who could it be
it's for you to find out and for you to decide how are you bunny mr bunny hi hi
mystery bunny mystery
bunny yes you are a mystery we cannot reveal who you are
but we will give our audience
i think i'm gonna put wear that the whole damn show
i can't see yeah take it off
don't anymore all right rock i'm gonna rock but you are not to no no no mystery
guest we want
to keep it on you keep mine on can i be a mystery too people can figure out who
i am true we know
everything about you let's see why don't we who wants to who wants to guess
who wants to guess uh based on a clue uh does anybody want to play the game of
who's the masked singer
who is it mr social wants to get in on the actual mr social
bring him in
there he is mr social are you at work
i'm working i'm on break right now actually oh yeah what are you working at
home depot there
no i work at a factory right now i'm working on a factory floor
i just cut my fingers off what are you making
uh oh god it's really boring but we make uh headlands for vehicles and horse
floors
hey man you need lights if you're going to be driving at night right that's
true
i often say that how's that supply chain crisis going oh you know it's uh
been kind of weird when i first started here we weren't producing a lot of
parts because there's
some chips that vehicles need to run but uh see things are getting back on
track okay good you know
bird all right are you ready are you a uh are you a music fan i love music
great um my mystery artist
here mystery oh you got it mystery bunny born in houston texas oh houston huh
um so you're telling me he's a musician i can't hear you what'd you say you're
telling me he's a
musician yes he's a musician um what else can i tell you about him i think it's
one one hint per
customer no no give him a couple i gave him such a how about this no this
performer performed at the
legendary carnegie hall and the hollywood bowl opening for gilberto gill oh as
well as bonnaroo and
coachella oh those are good hints he founded a record label with andy kabic of
velveteer yeah
mr social is not going to get a lot of hints tea who has it who has a guess
yeah let him guess matt what the hell let's hear the guy he's plugging
something
well i could tell matt was about to cut me off so okay um
uh wade boggs is that a musician wade boggs all right goodbye mr social i'm
losing patience okay
well michael lyle seems to think he knows i think michael lyle yeah he's got a
costume at least we
should yeah thanks hey keep up the good work mr social out there on the factory
floor
factory whistle blows mystery guess you know that song factory by bruce springsteen
aren't they all
every every yeah they're all that song maybe our mystery guest could uh sing a
bar oh uh what do you
think michael do you have a uh do you have do you want me to give you another
clue or do you have a
guess already um i think i have a guess is is it edgar winter
no i'll give you one another clue
and in 19 in 2009 2009 2009 2009 he signed to warner brothers records and
released
what will we be later that year as the band's request at the band's request he
per he produced
a oh he produced a remix of oasis along with neighbors barnhart remixed the phoenix
song
wait let's see maybe they still won't get you pronounced it wrong okay i'm
gonna give uh conscious
cooking all right get out get that bunny head off ladies and gentlemen please
welcome to the office
hours stage in the guest chair mr devendra barnhart how do you say it now um
yeah that's right
banhart what what barnhart banhart onions apples or or uh tomato tomato look at
this folks a genuine
legend of the new millennium i would say this is my new category legends of the
new millennium
no it's not edgar winter i wish it was wade boggs and edgar winter that's i've
always felt right in
between those by the way how insensitive would it have been for me to put edgar
winter in that white
right with the the whole albino connotation of bunnies welcome to the studio
thank you for
having me i i wanted to kind of milk that i wanted to um to like do like yes no
i know well this is the
problem we don't plan we talk about it five minutes ahead of time and then we
go i still want to take
my face off i want to you know would you be up for a second yeah shave would
you be up yeah peel the skin
back so what do you have to say for yourself let me see what it would anything
that i said is incorrect
anything that you'd want to retract yeah i don't know a lot of those things i
um didn't know so it's nice to
know well like the oasis thing i i love oasis and i kind of forgot that that
happened so what would
what did how did that happen you get your manager calls you and says i think
they noel gallagher called
me and i i that was the nicest conversation what are you doing you want to do
something for us or what
you want to put a remix on it i'm gonna send you all the stems and you're gonna
put little reverbs
on it and all that you'll make it sound different but not too different right
did you it
up totally go take everything out take the bass out redo things we made it
sound like a like a very
like a spa strip club but there's it was like non-erotic strip club or
something like that
interesting about you now i could never really get into oasis i don't have
anything really against
you know but that wasn't for me speaking of all i was doing all we welcome to
the show all i was
doing all week was sing indie rock music like up to my ears with yeah you're
going a lot of shows
i went to every i've met and i went almost well i went with vic started out friday
saturday night right
jamming on the one yeah it was uh saturday saturday night i watched my beloved
dodgers lose in an
embarrassing just a terrible game against the atlanta braves astros no the astros
are playing now
in the world series so they lost to the braves saturday saturday i'm there
driving vic and his wife
and my wife excuse me well you it was even saturday because you're listening in
the car
you don't need to see it you know you're i'm trying to have a conversation
about whatever
it is we're talking about and then you're i'm driving all the way by the way
this bonivar i go see
bonivar bonivare bonivare whatever bonivar he's been a guest on the show he's a
friend of ours yeah
this is a talented guy
this is playing all the way out by the airport here he's on englewood at the
damn sofi stadium youtube
theater which is an hour away oh me oh my oh itunes and buy it so anyways we go
to that show yeah i'll
tell you a little bit about that if you don't yeah how was it what was did you
were you did you was
there any weeping it's beautiful music you moved to tears at some point it's
beautiful music um people
around me were having like a religious experience it was well well this is what
i want to get into the
people around vic it's not bad stop saying no it's beautiful oh you said
something about bone oh he's
oh he's in the bone oh he's bony bears b-o-n oh he's in the bone zone no one's
no one's making
those that's really amazing that's amazing bad to the bad to the bony bears
yeah listen that's
really good i don't pay for these shows by the way i'm a i'm an esteemed patron
you're a patron i i
people respect my work therefore they say please come to my show i'd be honored
to have you see it
no i'm i've paid a lot how many do you say no to a week would you say oh the
the inbox is full of
offers hey it's a badly drawn boy come down to see me yeah who was the most
recent no who's the latest
you were too busy to say i don't remember i don't know it's something i could
embarrass those people
now listen to me jacked up on coffee and all the excitement of halloween um i
get these tickets
through a friend he says hey he's like here are these two tickets because i can't
go and i say hey i
hate when people do this to me and i'm sure you feel the same way but i say to
him hey um could
i have a couple more because my uh i would love to take my brother vic with me
and he wants to bring
his wife he's the one that instigates this saying we're not actually related we're
not brothers like
my brother oh like brother okay you got it in my heart he's my brother thanks
and i see
so this gentleman he graciously says you got it i'll get you an extra two so i'm
bringing i'm like okay
cool i'll take my wife out take vic we'll do a double date very good bonding oh
yeah thing for
the group you know and i go he gets me two extra tickets he says here's the two
tickets i have he
zaps them to me go to the will call the other two tickets will be there great
right i get there to the
will call i get my two tickets are on my phone through the ticket master ap