Name: A Chaotic Interview with The Kids in the Hall (Best of Office Hours)
Uploaded: 2022-06-04T01:06:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Chaotic Interview with The Kids in the Hall (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Chaotic Interview with The Kids in the Hall (Best of Office Hours)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-04. Transcript available.

- Uh, Scott in Canada, you there?
- Hi, can you see me?
- Oh my God, it's Scott from the kids in the, get down!
Get down!
Scott, you son of a bitch!
- How you doing?
- I'm great, how are you?
- I'm all right.
- That doesn't sound good.
- Well, let me, this is a lot of people to suddenly see.
I didn't know these other three.
I don't feel comfortable with them.
- I have a question about your camera angle.
Am I turkey dinner?
Am I, am I your meal?
'Cause it looks like I'm about to be eaten.
- Well, I'm looking at the Pope's nose.
Do you know what that is on a turkey?
Do we say that anymore?
- No, what's the Pope's nose?
- Pope's nose is what Protestants in my country
used to refer to the turkey's anus as.
And I would always beg my mom to save me the Pope's nose.
She saved me the neck and the Pope's nose.
- I would think you could take the neck
and fuck the Pope's nose with it if you wanted to.
I mean, what can't you fuck these days, right?
I mean, that's-- - No, this is the thing.
- You can fuck anything but an ideology, anything but that.
You can fuck holes and orifices and things like that,
but not-- - Not points of view.
- Not in their point, no, because that's precious.
- Well, it's interesting because we call it a point of view.
It's not a whole of view.
- There we go.
- It's not a whole of view.
It's not a whole of view, it's a point.
- I hate to interrupt, but we have someone else on the line
who has some sort of objection to Scott's presence here.
- We're not bumping him, are we?
- No, that's not fair. - We can't bump him.
- Dave? - Am I on the air?
Am I on the air? - Yes.
- We have you, Dave. - Oh my God.
- Do we have Dave?
- Hi. - What the fuck are you?
- Hi, can we, is there a way to halt the proceedings,
just briefly?
Oh, thank you. - Yeah, I guess so.
- I'm sorry, I got an alert.
I got a text alert that Scott was on your show
and was discussing the kids in the hall.
And that is in violation of kids in the hall bylaws.
- Wait a minute.
- Because Scott knows this, he does not have quorum.
You must have at least three members of the kids in the hall
to create quorum in order to discuss the kids in the hall
in any context.
So Scott, we're a little, and by the way, hi.
- Hi, Dave.
- Hi, I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your name?
Tim Heidecker.
- Yeah, so Tim, I'm trying to fix this.
I've been trying to get one of the other kids in the hall
on a text to give me his proxy
so that we could actually form a quorum.
But until that comes in,
I'm afraid neither Scott or I can discuss anything.
- Oh boy. - Wow, okay, he's a stickler.
- I'm just here to show off my standing desk.
Look at that.
Have you noticed how I'm, look at that.
- Yeah, it's great, it's great.
- Hey guys, guys, guys, I have good news.
- Okay.
- I have Kevin McDonald's proxy.
- Oh, perfect.
So we can proceed?
- Yeah, we can tell you anything you want about kids
the whole now. - Can you stick around then, Dave,
and talk, or is it?
- Sure, I kinda have to, even if I don't talk,
I have to stick around 'cause otherwise,
Scott's not allowed to talk.
Did you ever hear about that famous story
about Marlon Brando fucking a duck
at a sex club in Morocco?
- No, please do tell.
- Well, this is a very famous story
that Wally Cox used to tell
when he wasn't being blown by Marlon Brando.
One time they were in a, they were in Marrakesh,
and they were going to sex clubs,
and they went to a club where you would fuck a duck
with cloaca, which is the combination of vagina and anus.
And the moment you were about to orgasm,
they cut the duck's head off.
- Jesus Christ.
- And the spasms would give you an incredible orgasm,
but apparently--
- But they would shout spoiler alert to the duck first.
Spoiler alert.
- I just, I don't think I'd be able to perform.
- Oh no, you would.
- Oh, if I knew the duck was gonna die?
- I'd shrivel, I'd shrivel right up.
- Would you really?
But there's people watching,
so you might be able to do it.
- Can we get Angie Dickinson on the line
to confirm this story?
- Well, we're going to be able to do it.
- Well, we'll be able to do it.
- Well, we'll be able to do it again.
- Well, we'll be able to do it.
- Well, we'll be able to do it.
- Well, we'll be able to do it.