Name: Glendale: Two Years of Peace and Music (Office Hours Live Music Compilation)
Uploaded: 2022-11-25T00:10:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Glendale: Two Years of Peace and Music (Office Hours Live Music Compilation)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Glendale: Two Years of Peace and Music (Office Hours Live Music Compilation)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-25. Transcript available.

Glendale: Two Years of Peace and Music (Office Hours Live Music Compilation)

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey everybody, it's Tim Heidecker here.
Good morning.
DJ Doug Pound here, wishing you a happy Thanksgiving from Pound House.
Happy Thanksgiving.
This is Vic Berger from Office Hours live.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
As you can tell, I'm not in the studio and neither is Doug or Vic or Producer
Matt.
Taking the day off, but in keeping with our grand tradition of Thanksgiving
live streams,
we've put together this cornucopia.
It's a cornucopia.
A cornucopia.
A cornucopia of musical guests and great live performances from the past few
years.
Plus some of our other musical gems.
Music videos, all kinds of fun, a lot of music related things.
To make your Thanksgiving playlist.
All you gotta do is watch, put it on, and let it rip.
So now let's take a moment to give thanks.
Now, I don't really celebrate Thanksgiving.
I think eating meat is disgusting and America's bloody history is frankly
embarrassing.
But I do like the idea of giving thanks.
I want to say thank you to Tim.
I want to say thank you to Doug.
Thank you, Doug.
Thank you, Vic.
And thank you to all the wonderful listeners out there who have made Office Hours
so special.
Why don't you take a minute now and give thanks to what we do every week.
Thank you, Tim.
So thank you to Captain Carlin, Lieutenant Carson.
Wes, Luke.
And all the great interns that we've had for years.
And, you know, you guys, I want to say thank you to.
I want to say thank you to my mom, to my dad, my sister Tracy, my in-laws.
Thank you to the...
Thank you, Vic.
Sit back, relax, pour yourself a big old cup of gravy and enjoy.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
For a glimpse of the house we were kids in.
She says, I hated it then, but now I kind of miss it.
Mmm, shirts in the microwave.
Trash in the sink.
Quarters in a mason jar for every time she smokes.
She says, if we keep this up, girls, in no time we'll be broke.
I don't remember getting older, but I'm slowing down.
I don't know if I'm gonna miss you where I'm going now.
The 20th of October
Hair of the dog, a blanket on your shoulders
Reading the menu in an accent
Trying to get you laughing
She said some kids from the Christian school
Came to sing her a song
We went like angels watching over us
All our little lives
I don't know if I'll buy you
But it does sound kinda nice
I don't remember getting older
But I'm slowing down
I don't know if I'm gonna miss you
where I'm going now.
- I hate that.
- Beautiful!
- Very nice.
- After all, isn't it the time that we make,
and all the innocence we give and we take.
I've tried so hard to be there for you.
It seems it made me disappearing for you.
I don't want to run, I don't want to try to fight it.
Every time I try, I find new ways to deny it.
I will try my best to keep my head nice and quiet for you.
You.
I don't want to hide, I don't want to make it right.
Anything you lose and should you really try and find it.
When I'm on my way, I'll keep my feet nice and quiet for you.
you, you. After all is an end of fear that we face, and all the bitterness we
try and erase.
All of the reasons to keep me at bay are the same reasons that I should stay.
I don't want to run, I don't want to try to fight it. Every time I try, I find
new ways to deny it. I will try my best to keep my head nice and quiet for you,
you.
I don't want to hide, I don't want to make it right. Anything you listen,
should you really try and find it? When I'm on my way, I'll keep my feet nice
and quiet for you, you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't want to run, I don't want to try to fight it. Every time I try, I find
new ways to deny it.
I will try my best to keep my head nice and quiet for you, you. I don't want to
hide, I don't want to make it right. Anything you listen, should you really try
and find it?
When I'm on my way, I'll keep my feet nice and quiet for you, you. I don't want
to hide, I don't want to make it right. Anything you listen, should you really
try and find it?
When I'm on my way, I'll keep my feet nice and quiet for you, you. Oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh.
One, open it. Two, read it. Three, roll it in a ball. Four, throw it away.
One, open it. Two, read it. Three, roll it in a ball. Four, throw it away.
One, open it. Two, read it. Three, roll it in a ball. Four, throw it away.
One, open it. Two, read it. Three, roll it in a ball. Four, throw it away.
Five, forget about it. Six, light a cigarette. Seven, are you ready? Eight, let's
go.
In my mailbox, there's a letter. Open it to see what's inside. In my mailbox,
so many letters. Paper stacking up to the sky.
What to do with it. What to do with it. Let's roll it up. Let's roll it up.
Roll it till we get so high.
The Jerry's a good day. I ain't showing up. If the DMV could use one lesson
line. Let me daydream.
Let me daydream. Let me daydream. Let me daydream. Let me daydream.
Back up to speed. Up to speed. Up to speed. Up to speed. Up to speed.
in my mailbox there's a letter open it to see what's inside in my mailbox so
funny letters
telling me put my life on the line what you do with it let's burn it up burn it
till we get so high
no i can do this i ain't showing up i think the dnb could call me back in line
let me daydream
born in my responsibilities
once i'm done i'll get back up to speed
get me daydream
breathe it three
throw it in the bowl four
throw it away forget about it
buy a cigarette
are you ready let's go one open it are you ready let's go
Thank you.
Does this ever happen to you?
Hey, have you seen my rake?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a stick with fingers on it that brings leaves.
I know what a rake is.
Yeah, I don't...
Why would you have...
We don't have anything to rake.
Maybe I like to scrape stuff.
I don't know.
Who cares?
I don't know where the rake is.
I guess you don't know where anything is.
I know where everything is in this house that I work every day maintaining.
This table doesn't look that clean.
Did you maintain that?
Is this one of your other little projects that you half complete and then
abandon?
Like what?
Oh, I don't know.
Like your wiping stain?
That's my wiping stain.
I'm going to use that wiping stain.
That empty aquarium that you spent thousands of dollars on?
Bags of salt?
It's a saltwater aquarium and it needs salt.
It's been sitting over there empty for a year now.
We're in a drought.
Okay.
Waiting for it to rain?
Yeah, I'm waiting for the rains.
It's been over there.
I can't do everything at once.
I'm not everybody at all the time.
Yeah, I know that for sure.
I did that.
What even is that?
I put the rocks in there.
What is it for?
What do you do with that?
What is it for?
Look how people like it.
I've never heard anyone comment on it.
Sally liked it.
Sally's an idiot.
Then don't ever lose your rake again
Cause Garden Rake with Handel is a good rake.
Garden Rake with Handel.
Now in green.
Just $5.99 at Dollar Dream.
It's a good rake.
Thank you.
The only time you smiled is after a few drinks at night.
Nothing, nothing ever went your way.
But you told me that things would be better someday.
The Sydney class, the stoned on grass.
Everybody could see that you were gone, gone, gone.
Gone before you're gone.
Lady, I've been thinking about those days.
Walking in your bedroom and seeing you through the haze.
Listening, listening to big forehead and queen.
The beastly boys, the beastly boys can rage against the machine.
Turn it up, you think I can hear the damage going on downstairs.
The beastly boys, the beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
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The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
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The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
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The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
All right, take it away, Colin Hay.
The beastly boys can rage against the machine.
Woke up Sunday morning, Salvation Army at my door.
Playing on with Christian soldiers, 'til I couldn't take it anymore.
I ran across the graves at night with those three witches at my tail.
I heard the wail of the now and the evermore.
All things are never equal and I don't know who is keeping score.
Nobody gets a sequel, no, everyone gets shown the door.
I'll be counting on the rising sun to give me all my waking days.
Until it sets up on the now and the evermore.
Goodbye to the life we knew, but don't save it 'til the end.
If I'm calling out your name.
I know if you can hear me, you will come.
And if I'm calling out your name, I know if you can hear me, you will come.
You can leave a note or light a flame, sing a song or even bang a drum.
I saw the lady Katrina, she was all a-janglin' at the bar.
Playin' an Italian concertina, ooh, you know, she's really quite the star.
She told me everything's a circle dance and we have been here many times before.
We're all a part of the now and the evermore.
Goodbye to the waterside and down that shady lake.
In case you're lost and wandering, it does not look the same.
Goodbye to the life we knew, some rules you just can't bend.
Just made me one with everything, before I reach the end.
Hey, you got a sec to talk about this music video?
Yeah, of course I do.
Yeah, so like I said, I am putting out a new record soon.
And it's just kind of a breakup record, kind of like a bunch of sad songs.
Yeah, not autobiographical, but yeah, so I've got to do a music video.
And anyways, I was thinking it could be fun to do like kind of a classic dance
video for it, you know?
Not like a Paul Abdul or Jana Jackson thing or anything, but kind of like the
talking heads once in a lifetime.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got this like, you'll hear, it's got kind of like a real driving rhythm to
it.
And I thought if w