Name: Office Hours Holiday Extravaganza w/ Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime, John C. Claus (Ep 232 12/18/22)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Office Hours Holiday Extravaganza w/ Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime, John C. Claus (Ep 232 12/18/22)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-19. Transcript available.

Office Hours Holiday Extravaganza w/ Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime, John C. Claus (Ep 232 12/18/22)

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening.
Unless, where are we in the world?
Is there somewhere in the world?
Tell me.
Tell me.
Lord God.
Where are we in the morning?
Australia, perhaps.
I don't even know.
Good evening and Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Happy holidays.
This is our big, not so big, end of the year holidays celebration.
We're going to be going for two hours here for everybody.
And then at the end of the second hour, we are going patrons only like we used
to do
in the olden days.
For a little cocktail party.
A little office party.
We're going to drop our pants.
I'm going to finally make my move on big Doug Pound.
Mr. Doug Pound's in the house.
Good evening.
Good evening.
And Vic DeBurger is back.
I'm going to go with the old standby.
What's up, everybody?
What's sipping?
And Captain Carlin holding down the fort back there.
Everybody's back.
We're back.
We're on the weekends for the past couple of weeks, as you know.
And, but Saturday was tough.
It was a great show.
Turned out to be a great show.
We had David Wayne here.
And, uh, I'll tell you what though.
We had, we were missing Matt.
We were missing Luke.
We're missing Wes.
I need Vic's laughter.
We're missing Vic.
I was even gone.
I need Vic's.
I needed Vic's laughter.
It was empty without you here.
Wow.
And, but it was my fault.
I'm working.
I'm doing TV shows left and right.
You name it.
You name the show.
I'm on it.
Acting.
Thank you.
Glad to be here.
And let me take credit for that, my friends.
Let's hear that baby one more time.
Roll that baby.
Thank you.
Glad to be here.
Can you guess who that is?
I want this to, this will be the game of the show today.
First game of the show.
Okay.
Doug, you know who it is.
Yes, I do.
Does anybody out there want to guess?
Let's take a zoomer and make sure everything's working.
Does anybody want to guess who is that?
Let's hear it one more time.
Shit, where is it?
Thank you.
Glad to be here.
It's going to be tricky.
Who wants to take a stab at this?
Steven Melton.
Steven Melton.
What do you think?
Can you guess?
I don't have anything.
Oh, no guess.
Yeah.
Yep.
All right.
Bye.
You don't want to guess.
You don't want to play games.
He has an agenda.
I can see.
It's probably an annoying.
You got a song.
Well, let him give him a shot.
Give him a chance.
I can tell.
Trust me.
Goodbye.
He's muted.
He's muted already.
All right.
Who has a guess?
Play one more time.
Oh, whoops.
There we go.
Take a guess, Steven.
Who's the host of the basement show you guys always rip on?
No.
Bill Marm?
No.
Yeah, Bill Marm.
It's not Bill Marm.
It's the best I can do for you, I guess.
Okay.
Take one more guess and we'll move along with the show.
We're already off script.
Anybody?
Anybody in the Zoom here?
Do you have an inkling?
Did you want to play something on your guitar?
Does the chat?
Does the chat?
No.
Is anybody guessing in the chat?
Lauren?
Lauren?
Lauren, you got a guess?
Lauren?
Stop it.
What am I in Twin Peaks?
Tyson Scott Price?
You got a guess?
Is it my glove?
My glove?
No.
Thank you.
Good to be here.
Thank you.
Good to be here.
All right.
All right.
We'll play.
We're not going to eat up too much time on this.
If you have a guess, it's a tough one.
I'm impressed.
But the point is, I found that drop.
Wow.
Send it to the boys.
See, people go, I love your drops, Doug and Vic.
No thanks to me for anything I do.
I never get one word of thanks.
Nobody calls me.
Thank you, Tim.
You don't call me.
I don't call you every time you send a drop to us?
No.
You should call me and say...
Thanks for the drop.
Hey, baby.
Hey, Bubby.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Bubby.
And this is why I let Doug take the drops from you.
Just go ahead.
Well, can I give a hint?
No.
No hints at this point.
No hints.
It's a deep hint, though.
No, I don't want a hint.
But it's a funny hint.
If we get to the...
Okay.
In 30 minutes, if we still don't get a guess, we're going for hints.
Listen.
Happy Holidays.
We've got Neil Hamburger coming in shortly.
We've got Adam Resnick zooming in from his bath.
Alan.
What?
I said Alan.
Adam Resnick.
It's a surprise to Adam.
Adam, right?
He's an Adam.
Yeah, he does.
Definitely said Adam Resnick.
Oh, who cares?
We got the good Resnick on the show today.
Alan Resnick.
Alan Resnick.
Yeah.
What did I say?
Adam?
Yeah.
Same difference.
Give me a break.
This is the last episode of the show this year.
Perhaps of all time.
Of the year.
I don't know.
A couple of subjects today.
Don't be polite.
Listen.
Have respect for the guests.
There's no reason to play drops of them.
Especially not when they're here.
Yeah, but my question is...
Why?
No more samples, guys.
I want to hear from you today about a couple of things.
I want to hear...
Stop it, Vic!
We're going to get a plenty of him down here.
You know what I mean?
It's a lie drops.
Yeah.
Geez.
I want to hear your New Year's resolution.
Oh, yeah.
Mine's going to be 1080p.
Oh, come on.
I did that joke.
That was my first joke.
That was my first joke.
But now I'm up to 4K.
Mm-hmm.
And now the other topic we can bring up throughout the show, if you're
interested, if you want
to chime in on this.
What's your least favorite Christmas song?
We're getting pelted in the head with Christmas songs wherever you go.
Certainly in the makeup chair.
Oh, yeah.
As I add.
A lot of Christmas music there.
It can be...
It doesn't have to be your least favorite Christmas song.
It could be the one that I played in the cold open.
Doug, would that go on your list of one of the worst Christmas songs?
That's a pretty good song, too.
Okay.
I'm not going to give it up for that one.
But when you're in the makeup chair and you're done with your scene, do you go...
Afterwards, you go to the make down chair and they 