Name: Tim Heidecker - Santa Claus Is Crying (Official Lyric Video)
Uploaded: 2022-12-22T19:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Santa Claus Is Crying (Official Lyric Video)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Santa Claus Is Crying (Official Lyric Video)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-22. Transcript available.

Santa's looking at his list
And he's clenching up his fist
No good boy or girl
In this whole goddamn world
And he's pulling at his beer
It's worse than he'd fear
He's up there at the pole
Filling up big old bags of coal
There ain't gonna be
Any presence underneath the tree
Santa Claus is crying
You're the one who made him cry
Oh, you've been so bad
And you made him sad
Don't you wanna even ask why
Maybe you could leave some money for him
That will make Santa smile again
Who do you think pays for all those toys
For all the bad girls
And all of the bad boys
You could leave a twenty or at least a ten
He can't afford to keep giving
It's the right thing to do
Just imagine if it was you
Santa's feeling like a loser and a sucker
Santa's feeling like a loser and a sucker
And you know those reindeers
Oh, they have to eat too
Santa doesn't want to
Have to turn those reindeers
Into food
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.