Name: Ken Marino, Andy Shauf (Office Hours Live Ep 241)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ken Marino, Andy Shauf (Office Hours Live Ep 241)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-02. Transcript available.

Ken Marino, Andy Shauf (Office Hours Live Ep 241)

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You never know where I'm gonna come in!
You're holding your breath thinking is there a problem, but there is not a
problem.
Aha! Aha!
Says Alan Partridge. Aha!
Ah! Says Orson Welles.
Ah!
We are live here. Good morning, everybody. It is March 2nd, 2023 in Glendale,
California, coming to you live.
And we are still in the cold snap, ladies and gentlemen. Still, and I know it's
all relative. There's people out there in colder parts of the world. I can
assure you this.
But it has been a wild weather week here in California. Lots of rain, lots of
cold, even a little hail and even a little snow, folks.
It's the end times! Maybe not. Maybe not.
I'm joined to my shoulder right, camera left.
This song is going on so long.
DJ Duck Power!
Good Hornet!
Oh yeah, baby.
And on my left camera right, we got Victor Burger the fourth.
Let's get cracking.
Nah. Producer Matt, we got Wes. Hello.
We got Luke in the control room. We got Sam out there, the intern. Sam, keep an
eye on that breaking news.
You know I love to know what's going on out there in the great big wild world.
And on the show today, we've got Ken Marino. You know Ken Marino, he's a legend.
He's currently en route. Had to stop to get a little Joe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Joe!
And then later in the broadcast, we have music from local, not local, uh, how
should we say this?
International.
International recording artist, uh, star of his own music, Andy Schauf.
Yeah! He's gonna be doing a, kind of a sad, quiet, uh, contemplative, meditative
version of Band of the Bone by George Thurgood and the Delaware Destroyers.
How would that go?
It'd go like this.
Ever since I was born, I've been bad to the bone.
I've been bad to the bone.
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Come down, fold.
Do a fluff and fold for me.
That will get you a bag of Lay's potato chips.
So contact me.
Why don't you just discard your clothes and get new ones when you're out there.
I was going to say, do you guys put socks and underwear on your rider?
That's a move.
It's like a pro tour.
I've been thinking about that.
But I'm very specific about my socks and underwear.
And I don't want to put anybody out.
All right.
Let's bring in a Zoomer here.
Let's pick it off today with our old friend Skinner.
Hello, friend of the show, Skinner here.
I forgot one thing, Skinner.
I do want to make an announcement that there will be a big announcement later
in the show.
Okay.
All right.
Big surprise announcement coming from me.
You're going to have to stick around to find out.
Fuck around and find out as the kids say, right?
Skinner, what's on your mind?
What do you have for us today?
Hi.
I actually have been working on a stop motion horror fantasy movie that is
being funded right now.
It's going great.
It's on Kickstarter.
It must be going great if you're coming on here to promote it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's going great though.
But I think that everybody would really love it.
You should go to Kickstarter and check out Shrine of Abominations.
That's a lot of words.
Shrine of Abomination.
Vic, spell it.
What?
Uh, S-H-R-E-I-N.
Going the German route.
Shrine.
Jesus Christ.
Heistack.
Shrine.
No.
I'll put the link in the, um, it was somewhere on yours guys.
Yes.
We will promote this because we love Skinner.
We love your design.
We love your brain.
We love your energy.
Thank you.
I love you.
Four, four, four.
Four, four, four, four.
Thank you for your benevolently, uh, allowing me to come on this show and talk
about my demon
art.
Of course.
People love you.
So where are we at on this?
Where are we at in the process of this project here?
Okay.
Well, um, we are, uh, uh, actually it will.
We have.
Calm down.
Please.
I just like, I got him.
I started with a gotcha question.
Apparently.
Yeah.
About that.
Uh, let me just.
No, actually we have filmed, um, 90% of the 30 to 40 minutes of the film that
we have
that we're working on.
And it is being edited with VFX and sound design right now by an amazing guy
named Kevin Fermini.
And, uh, something that just actually happened was the streaming service screen
box contacted
me to ask me if I could put together a budget to send to them to see if they'll
extend it
into an 80 minute long.
Hey, yo.
Whoa.
That.
So, um, yes.
Thing where they not, they not the meat.
The.
Now you're the one.
All right.
All right.
Listen, we got a lot to get through today.
Uh, the, the link is in the chat.
Let's have the office hours family come together.
Come together.
Come together.
What's your role in this Skinner?
What are you doing?
I just want to know what he's doing.
What, what, what do you.
Okay.
Go to IMDB.
I wrote it.
Want to watch this trailer?
We got his trailer.
I've, I've been working.
Yeah.
The trailer's crazy, right?
I wrote that song by the way, and recorded that, but, uh, I, uh, wrote it,
designed it,
worked with my friend Ross.
He did most of the stop motion, but I like hand painted all the backgrounds and
all the assets
to it and stuff.
And so it's a very.
Passion project.
Yeah.
Okay.
You doing play?
It's like 30 seconds.
Check it out.
You want to check it out?
Thank you very much.
All right, Skinner.
I've got big news here.
I got big news.
We'll show it during the break.
All right.
There we go.
I got big Hollywood royalty out there.
Hold on.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
Hold the door.
We're going to do something never been done before.
And guys, you're gonna have to go with me on this.
We are going to turn Rosie, the dog, into a man.
We are going to turn Rosie into a man.
Can we get a shot of Rosie on the chair?
Vic, can you help out here?
Yeah.
Now, Wes, be smart here.
Be quick about this.
I want everyone on their, their highest level of instinct right now for cinema's
sake.
We're going to do this with my magic.
I'm going to turn Rosie into a man.
Ready?
Oh, my God.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
The dog is a man.
Sure, relax, relax.
You are now in, you're safe, okay?
You are in.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I must turn him into a, he's only half man.
Hold on.
Ken Marino Chakanda.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, there he is.
Hey, guys.
Unbelievable.
Look at you.
First of all, let me come and give you a hug.
Oh.
I mean, I don't think I've, I can't really get to you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
I will not be muzzled.
Ken Marino.
What a mad dog.
Hi, guys.
What an energy.
Wow.
We, ow.
Where's my coffee?
Right here.
Okay.
How are you?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Let's talk about what happened.
Let's just get that over with.
Oh, do you stand the whole time?
I do, yeah.
And do you stand like that the whole time?
Like this.
Okay.
Like a little lady.
All right.
So, and can I sit, I sit the whole time.
You can sit.
He learns over us.
Yeah, it's a little.
This is Doug.
Do you know Doug?
Hi, Doug.
How are you?
And this is Vic.
I know a Doug, but not that Doug.
So, you're going to be quick this morning, I feel.
I mean, I've been driving very fast to get here.
So, what happened?
All right.
Finish the introductions.
Vic.
Vic Berger.
Hi, Vic.
And this is Matt.
Hi, Matt.
You've been emailing with Matt.
Matt, Vic, and Doug.
There you go.
And Tim.
And Tim.
I, here's what I did.
So, I like to get up early.
If I have something to do.
Yeah.
You don't be rushing.
I like to get there.
I like to take a little extra time, a little buffer I like to call it.
Yeah.
And I like to drive.
I'm not rushing.
This is...
I go get a coffee.
Yeah.
I go find a local coffee place around the address that I was given.
This is good.
Or that I thought I was supposed to go to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And basically what happened is my manager's assistant was like, here are the
things you have to do today.
Well, we all have managers.
I know, I know, I know.
Come on, I'm sorry.
And he said, you have Tim today at 9:45.
Nice.
And then you have ADR at 1.
Oh, you'll be good.
At this address.
Okay.
And when I looked at the text, I saw you have Tim.
And then I went right to the bottom.
Here's the address.
So, I put the address in.
So, then...
So, here...
So, I go...
I'm early.
Where are we talking?
North Hollywood or...
Right by Danny Trejo's Donuts.
Oh, in Hollywood proper.
Yes.
Like, in Hollywood.
That's where I was.
Oh, that sucks.
And I...
And I...
It was great.
Danny was there.
No, he was not.
He was always there, handing out donuts, slinging donuts to everybody.
And so, I go get a coffee.
Yeah.
I'm early.
Yeah.
I'm early.
You have nothing to worry about.
I had a whole bit that I was going to do about, I always like to be early.
Sort of, it's going to be this bit.
Yeah, yeah.
And I get to the studio and I walk i