Name: My Dilbert Box
Uploaded: 2023-04-14T19:09:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'My Dilbert Box' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'My Dilbert Box' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-14. Transcript available.

say that again the purpose of this call is to drop down the interest rate on
your existing
credit cards great what's it at now right now you're paying your interest rate
which is running
over 12 percent is that correct um i'd have to go check uh can you stand by
yeah i can hold on
yeah looks like you're about right there i got it at 12.5
yeah so that's the reason why we're having this conversation
so your profile was picked up already by the experience to drop down the
interest rate on
your credit cards on the basis of your good credibility and your good pain in
history
and our records from experience indicate that as a consumer you are doing an
excellent job you have
been up to date in all of your accounts in fact sometimes you also try to pay
more than the monthly
minimum payment correct i do my best yeah but it's so you're paying that much
interest so that's the
reason why we are having this conversation on this call today so that we can
get you out of that much
faster by reducing down your interest rate that way more money will go towards
your principal instead
of interest this way you will lose less money and the new interest rate which
we will be getting you
is going to be less than six percent from zero to six for the lifetime of your
balances so that's half just
sorry that's half
yeah that's half so do you want the lower interest rate yeah my um my copy of
my credit card is put in my
my dilbert box okay so i have a box that i call my dilbert box which is where
my dilbert comics go when i
get them in the newspaper we clip them out and put them in a box where all my
dilbert comics go
so who did your finances my d my dilbert well my my wife does but i'm in charge
of clipping out the
dilbert strips you know which run now which which is i guess i guess two weeks
ago or a month ago or
something the paper stopped printing the dilbert comics so i can't even access
them so i think scott
adams is going to start publishing them independently online whereby i will get
yeah i know i'm just saying i will go to i'll have to access the comics on his
site and then
i guess print them using my canon inkjet printer and then clip them out that
way because they'll be
printed on full sheets probably 11 and a half by nine or nine and whatever the
usual you know your
standard printer paper i'll print out the copies of his latest strip of
whatever dilbert's up to
you know and then those strips will get put in the dilbert box you know what i
mean
oh i guess you hung up