Name: Cold Medicine
Uploaded: 2023-12-23T22:33:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Cold Medicine' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Cold Medicine' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-23. Transcript available.

I hear you're back, back for the holidays, staying at your desk.
I want to see you, it's been too long, but I don't know if I care, I'm on cold
medicine, I'm cold medicine, I'm feeling half alive.
I'm on cold medicine, I'm cold medicine, and I don't think I should drive.
I'm in bed, watching a movie, it's one I've seen before.
Would you want to keep me company, and on your way stop by the store, cause I'm
out of cold medicine.
I need cold medicine, I drank the bottle dry.
I need cold medicine, sweet cold medicine.
We can't split it up, and both get high.
Do you remember us on Christmas Eve?
Way back when, when we were only 17, or how the robot tussin' stained our lips
green.
I took you home, and your dad said, where you been?
I looked him in the eyes, and said we were caroling.
But I think he knew we were on cold medicine.
I want cold medicine, the only thing that gets me through.
I need cold medicine, sweet cold medicine.
Do you think about it too?
I want cold medicine, the only thing that gets me through.
I need cold medicine, I want cold medicine.
It's about as much as I once wanted you.
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