Name: Tim Heidecker - Hey Would You Call My Mom For Me (Live At Kevin's)
Uploaded: 2025-02-26T16:01:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Hey Would You Call My Mom For Me (Live At Kevin's)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Hey Would You Call My Mom For Me (Live At Kevin's)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-26. Transcript available.

Hey, would you call my mom for me?
Would you tell her it's not an emergency?
I've been living on the streets, living on the streets for weeks now.
And I think it's time for me to come home.
I can't anymore go it alone.
Please, all my things are gone.
I woke up, I guess I slept too long.
I think I know who took him, when I thought he was a friend.
Anyway, I think I need to go home.
I can't anymore go it alone.
I know you've got places to go.
But I saw you there looking at your phone.
And she'd give you everything that she owns.
Oh, just to help me.
Oh, just to help me.
Help me get home.
Hey, would you call my mom for me?
Could you tell her, it's not an emergency?
I've been living on the streets, living on the streets for weeks now.
And I think it's time for me to come home.
I can't anymore go it alone.