Name: Joy Tactics - BONUS EP PREVIEW - Insanely Real Talk About Our Upbringings
Uploaded: 2023-03-09T12:00:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joy Tactics - BONUS EP PREVIEW - Insanely Real Talk About Our Upbringings' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joy Tactics - BONUS EP PREVIEW - Insanely Real Talk About Our Upbringings' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-09. Transcript available.

I have to pee so crazy, man.
And you have to hold it. Hold it in.
You signed up for this shit, man.
Let it fucking bleed, like, fucking go back into your body, all right?
Welcome to Joy Tactics, the podcast dedicated to all things joyful, joyous,
and meeting as many celebrities as humanly possible.
Hosted by Eric Rahill, Nate Veroni, and Jack Bensinger.
Enjoy.
I bet you if we go through and say what we ate every day, people would be like,
jaw, like, if I was listening to a podcast and Mark Maron was telling me
what he had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner that day,
I would be, like, literally, like, so interested.
You know what I mean?
All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. Here, I'll start. All right.
Yogurt, cinnamon.
What type of yogurt? Be descriptive, man. Please. Give them what they want, man.
Oh, my bad. All right. Entertainer. Hold on. All right. I'm an entertainer.
I'm an entertainer. All right.
This morning, I had the sickest.
It's this stuff that's, like, white, syrupy, gooey, like, heavenly, chunky,
smooth,
at the same time stuff called yogurt.
And just even saying yogurt makes me want to put the mic down and start getting
a little Winnie the Pooh claw up in the jar.
You have a jar of yogurt or you have little individualized packages?
It's shaped incredibly similar to a jar, but it's just a bucket or a container.
And it's Greek yogurt or plain yogurt?
It's Greek yogurt and it's Greek yogurt and I put a little bit of milk in it
and then you mix it up.
You put milk in it?
Because normally, without the liquid, Greek yogurt is a little too...
But if you mix it up with a liquid, it becomes so pleasant.
It's probably because you're doing the 0% fat, right?
Yeah.
That shit is, like, eating dry-ass, mushed-up bones, man.
I guess until you put the milk in there.
I eat the full fat, but then I guess look at my body and look at yours.
I look like shit.
You look amazing.
Thanks, man.
So what'd you put in it?
Just milk and yogurt?
Next up, what I did is I got these incredible things that come fresh out of the
ground.
They sprout up like...
Tatoes.
No.
And they're chewy.
Oh, let's make a guessing game out of it.
I'll give you a hint.
Nope.
I'll give you a hint.
They're chewy?
Not chewy.
Well, they explode when you bite down on them.
Blue.
Oh, shit.
Blueberries.
Different color.
Something more darker.
Red berries.
Darker.
Darker.
Darker.
Darker.
Darker.
The darkest berry you could ever have.
Blackberries.
Blackberries.
That's right.
Blackberries.
Yeah.
And then seeds.
A couple different seeds.
I don't want to freak you out, but I just read some horrible science and data
on blackberries.
No.
It can't help.
What can't...
What is going on?
We're enough.
Enough with the science about...
We're done with the...
I can't stand having another fucking item that I like.
First, it was chickpeas.
Chickpeas are bad for you.
Wait, are they bad for you?
Something like that.
And now what?
Why?
Fucking blackberries are not...
No, I really didn't.
I didn't read anything bad about blackberries.
I just don't want to fuck with you.
Oh, did y'all read that new article about this toxic chemical called the oxygen?
Yeah.