Name: Eric's Computer is Trash [PATREON TEASER]
Uploaded: 2023-04-06T11:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eric's Computer is Trash [PATREON TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eric's Computer is Trash [PATREON TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-06. Transcript available.

joy tactics i open up instagram insta and i click on my profile and the number
that had once been
12.9 uh k is now 13 k thousand followers yo on insta let's get a clap right
here
let's go so while we get drunk so while we smoke we hate
wow that's a different song i think that's amazing man it is yeah
dude hey congrats man share hey thank you eric don't sit on that number for too
long because
many cultures believe that the number 13 is rather unlucky
that would uh that would if this signaled my doom
uh that would be very bad eric i have a question for you yes what number of
followers
would you be happy with would you finally be happy you would say i've done it i
don't need any more
i have this amount if i got so proud of getting to this point what is selena gomez
at what is she at
200 million 400 400 and something right she's got 400 million followers yeah
give me at least half of
that like frederick um frederick oh oh eric technical difficulties that's okay
we're professionals we
can cover for that eric a little peek behind the curtain eric's internet is
freezing that's at four
minutes and 20 seconds maybe that's not a coincidence because that is the
number of the weed eric you are
finally paying the price for using your neighbor's wi-fi that you have been
trying to log into for years to
guess the password and you finally did you were just off of your 5g phone uh
like and and you're finally
paying the price your internet just cut out eric i don't know if you know this
and it did it again it literally did eric eric eric can you hear us hello
yes i can i can i'm waiting to speak because i don't want to speak over you
guys i'm i don't know
what's happening the mini pc is very is blasting like crazy right now we can't
do our patrons like this man
eric you have the worst computer that is known to man and you got fucking duped
you got fucking got by this
whatever no i didn't you got manipulated you got fucking uh i simply didn't
because i'll tell you what
guess what i was playing right before this pac-man having the most fun time of
my life playing this game
guess was it the game where you try to figure out how to where you smack your
computer on the side of it
and try to get the internet to work no that game doesn't exist yet it's age of
empires 2
remember that game from like 1998
well they redid it dude with new graphics updated interfaces new nationalities
new voice acting
it's excellent and the learning curve is not that crazy and i'm able to kind of
learn this stuff so
some of these games are too hard the games are too damn hard these days and
this game is the perfect
not too hot not too cold the perfect porridge i feel like there aren't enough
you know what you know
what game really nailed that hole in the market was animal crossing because
everyone was like oh games
are just doing too much and what about the peaceful meditative type games where
you're just kind of doing
nothing yeah yeah well guess what i hooked jack on this game and our friends
danny and dan hooked us on this
game in chicago it's a cell phone game and by the way i've been looking for a
cell phone game for years
that's really fun and i'm like we have this powerful computer in our pockets
and yet the games on it
fucking sucks so bad do you know what i'm saying right where i would like look
up on reddit like
best like original ios game there's almost nothing and so but finally i know
how it's been around for years
i could tell you how you i'll just say if you think this is a coincidence you're
mistaken let's just say
i wouldn't be surprised if we looked you know behind the powers that be nintendo
xbox playstation
they can't have they know that apple is very capable of or anybody's capable of
creating a game that's
going to shape everything but do you know the biggest economy in the world do
you know that is
cell phone video games