Name: Miss Swift [TEASER]
Uploaded: 2023-04-13T11:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Miss Swift [TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-13. Transcript available. Experience the full ass bonus episode at www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Miss Swift [TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-13. Transcript available. Experience the full ass bonus episode at www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics oh and guess guess what little bird just perched upon my shoulder
it's whispering
my ear what's it saying well what's that swift single taylor swift is single
yet again
yeah what i'm hearing is taylor swift has broken it off with the acting legend
joe alwyn
joe alwyn i have no idea who the fuck is joe alwyn no that's one of the alec alwyn
is alec alwyn um
and then the other there's like five other of them that all kind of look like
the accountants
the alwyn brothers who are these people alwyn and the chipmunks joe alwyn you y'all
want me to do some
quick-ass research because i got i'm kind of well no i actually don't because i'm
not interested in
who this guy is i'm sorry i'm not that's not why the headlines out there we're
not going to hear
about his next relationship what we're 32-6-1 listen listen 32-6-1 and he was
in a movie called harriet
a movie called katherine called birdie
he's a nobody i don't know about these movies i don't know them too well
taylor you need who does taylor need right now who does taylor need she needs a
fucking literal
brooklyn type of boy
with the brooklyn boy she needs a brooklyn boy right she doesn't need nobody by
way of seattle
if he was single but guess what he's not so she can't have me la la la you can't
have me taylor but
i see your dms girl and they're getting a little spicy i might have to block
you soon
i literally i saw taylor swift dragging her dragging her knees all across uh eric's
sidewalk outside
her his house china whatever wait okay i got a scenario so taylor is going to
you know she
she hits up ariana grande and she's like of course have you seen this man have
you seen this man eric
ray hill i'm really into him like he's so cute and he's so hilarious look at
his shit and then
she's like uh she gets wind of it she's she texts you because um you know ariana
grande in this reality
loves texting um and you you send her a video of like to show to taylor that's
like you can't have
me like so what would that what would that video be that you by the way i was
just joking around but
i would be so respectful to her and i would i know you would i would get so
close in the camera like
this like hey taylor it's eric um i've been hearing all about what you've been
saying to me
to ariana and it makes me smile but i have to say this at the moment it's not
gonna work out
i respect you and if i see you around like don't make it weird like we're
friends like
whatever we can still be cool in that way but at the moment the romanticism is
not gonna happen
so girl keep doing you keep putting out those fire albums and maybe even see
you on screen on screen
acting really soon so peace and it's a no for me right now dog
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