Name: Joy Tactics Podcast | McDonald's Mukbang | TEASER
Uploaded: 2023-04-27T11:00:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joy Tactics Podcast | McDonald's Mukbang | TEASER' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joy Tactics Podcast | McDonald's Mukbang | TEASER' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-27. Transcript available.

joy tactics well everybody we've done it again we're doing it for the first
time
it's the mcdonald's mukbang what everybody's been asking for so fervently we we
begged not
to do it we said please don't make us this is not the type of food we're used
to eating we're
used to eating vitamin d vitamin b12 lettuce so you're seeing us out of our
comfort zones and
we're doing it for you nate i just have to say right now i am so violently
hungry right now i
have not it's it's four o'clock right now p.m yeah uh and i haven't eaten a
single fucking thing
all day wait just to prepare for this mukbang the man i mean mukbang all i've
had is coffee
and a little bit of sprite today so i'm in i can sense it from you nate you
need some nourishment
right i need some bombay sapphire my whole day is about to be fucked up dude
just like it's just
so how does a proper mukbang start it starts well i think you just show the
food as it is you tell
everybody what you got and then you start eating it and give your little
reviews and just let them
know how it tastes okay so first we need to describe the items yeah so we have
uh jack and i on our end
we have two large fries two large fries we have two large diet cokes two large
diet cokes we have a
big mac big mac um we have um whatever two spicy jigging two chicken sandwiches
dripping all right
dripping on the sauce over there dripping on the sauce over there fish a filet
here's the bun
touching every bun oh damn i gotta that's part of it that's part of it i went
to the gym i didn't
wash my hands neither and um we got chicken mcnuggets the patty looks simply
unmatched
a little bit less on there that's good okay and let me run down what i got real
right quick a large
10 piece chicken mcnugget with the large fry with the large fucking sprite with
the bombay
scy-fire on the side about to bust that fucking espalone right here get that
dirty sprite going
and we got the we got the busted fish filet that just looks like the most
absolute shit fucking they
just threw this thing like this person was on their last fucking 15 minutes of
work and they are done
and uh they just didn't do i mean shout to the workers there no no shade no
hate no no don't shout
the workers out if they didn't earn it man they need to earn that they need to
they did it okay and
then we got the mick cafe fucking cinnabon it looks terrible this this one
looks like it's gonna put
me out um and when's the last time ranch when's the last time you had mcdonald's
dude i'm trying
to think i think it was like a late night and somebody just ordered it like at
2 a.m on like an app
and i was like oh shit like about to eat some chicken nuggets and that sounds
completely normal i can't
think of the last time i've had mcdonald's as like just just eating it for like
lunch or dinner
like not out of like a drunken or faded like stupor you know what i'm saying
yeah all right
let's get into this i'm gonna kick it off with a chicken mcnugget yeah
everybody do your everybody
pose real quick um i got a little coleman's mustard on there i've got um a
french fry i'm gonna touch
it on the mcflurry it's probably not gonna collect anything here it goes i'm
gonna try to make it
collect i got the fish i never even tried a fish filet now i'm so curious there's
a fry with oreo mcflurry
on it okay now now what are they supposed to experience pretty cold by now it's
already cold
it's really cold oh this is my question this is my question what is everybody's
takes on moaning when
eating because i know that it's such a hard to help it it's a raw feeling it's
a raw emotion