Name: Massive Personal Growth Accelerator E-Course [TEASER]
Uploaded: 2023-05-04T11:15:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Massive Personal Growth Accelerator E-Course [TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Massive Personal Growth Accelerator E-Course [TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-04. Transcript available.

how many words do you think we've said that's an important question 2 000 words
well let's do
here's how we can find out at least at least here's how we can find out i'm
gonna put 10
seconds on the clock and let's just see how many words we're saying so banana
apple go go
you see how many words i can did you see that bro did you see how many words i
just popped out
what did you just say he just said you ran out of words so quick and started
going
because you could have just said a sentence over and over again but you started
saying apple sauce
yo you did not just see how many words i just fucking i counted them crazy that
counted them
yes it was about two per second all right so assuming that was special that was
special
you should you really should go on um you should go on america's got talent for
word count per minute
speaking wise but that was crazy okay so about 20 words per 10 seconds is our
average so i would
you know that was how much nate just did so i'll maybe put our averages
probably around 15 oh that's
a hard number let's do 10 so let's say we say one word per second wait there's
no way we're saying
one word a second we're probably not when you're talking like me yeah oh and we
need to be doing
bits hella fast it's already by the way i'm gonna get that here i'm gonna get
the average up really
quick really fast hello my name is jack all right so now it's all right so if
you assume that each
podcast is exactly one hour long as we do that's 60 minutes and 10 per minute
second so that's oh
fuck help help help help do the math no help help eric you have to do this for
us okay so if we're
saying what are you saying 10 words uh what did i just say 10 a word per second
and by the way
by the way some people need a calculator and all eric needs is to put kind of
get closer to the camera
eric all eric needs to do watch this watch him watch him all he needs to do is
you'll see his eyes
lift to the top of his head and he kind of goes into a trance you can't see
look there there
his eyes are in the top of his head he's hiding the calculator up there all
right so eric the
craziest amount of calculations right now one word per second 10 words per 10
seconds that's 60 words
do the math that's 60 words a minute 60 words a minute we have 60 episodes
there are 60 minutes
per episode 60 minutes so 60 times 60 is what times 60 is what that's easily a
lot of words okay well
so now 3600 times 30 wait no is it 3600 or 30 well just go with it so 3600
times times 30 episodes
so okay eric is obviously googling this right now 36 times whoa now slow down
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