Name: Discussing Cinema | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus clip
Uploaded: 2023-05-25T11:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Discussing Cinema | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus clip' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Discussing Cinema | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus clip' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-25. Transcript available.

joy tactics i've shaved me face oh my god this is what is the is this the first
the first time you've been completely shaven down since what you were like
this has been years right you've been bearded out the last time i wasn't bearded
out was
in the beginning of the pandemic we were watching madman non-stop and those
guys didn't have beards
back then at least not in the early 60s when the show starts and i thought let
me see what's under
there let me remember what it was like to have a clean shaven face shave horrified
it was a horrific
because right now i have a little stubble nate you you trimmed it a little bit
nate trim this by the
way on the backyard oh yeah he hit the nate room barber shop which i'm trying
to get more clients
and i think i grossly fucked up um but uh i'm learning a lot and i think i
could legit like
do some crazy i'm i'm so close to be able to etch in like an entire basketball
team roster on the
side of somebody's fucking oh wow or something the shack the side of their logo
yo can i get shack in
my pubes the side of my pubes i got my pubes go all the way around like a waistband
that's the
crazy thing about me pelvic pubic i got the pelvic lateral pube association
stylized your pubes look
like a fucking pair of underwear that just went around you perfect they say hanes
in them you know
how when some people get struck by lightning they have like fractal like cool
like patterns growing
down their skin what if that was all hair like what if it hit and you just got
hair and all type of
streaks and patterns all oh that's creative consider that beautiful so if you
guys so that's a good movie
idea speaking of like mike you get struck by lightning instead of getting michael
jordan skills you get
flowy flowy flowy body locks and we are talking about movies today everybody
that's the that's
we're just obsessed with movies right now and we can't hide it anymore no let
me get let me get
everybody we don't care about them let me get everybody hyped real quick for
what this is about
what we're talking about and join in because i know you guys know this when you
hear this sound
get your popcorn out
remakes
how's it go
so um
what movie is playing after y'all hear that
oh wow
in your head what movie is it playing
that's columbia pictures
or no universal
it's universal it's universal
well don't shout them out right now
oh sorry sorry whoops reverse shout out
shout out to the music designers
am atp
am and m m m t p
you all need to re-escape your brains checked right now
for those who haven't heard the writers are on strike
sheesh
get your act straight
speaking of getting your act straight
actors man
can you make a movie without actors
no
well
the revenant was pretty interesting because
what was that all bear
say it all
what was in the revenant just a bear
well it was
leonardo dicaprio
oh
but he was
barely moving
with his
cold ass
laughing