Name: Unsolved Mysteries Hour [TEASER]
Uploaded: 2023-06-01T11:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Unsolved Mysteries Hour [TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-01. Transcript available. Experience the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Unsolved Mysteries Hour [TEASER]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-01. Transcript available. Experience the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Joy Tactics.
You are now entering a Patreon episode full of some of the most craziest ass
mysteries that have ever been recorded and have ever been unsolved before.
It's the Joy Tactics mystery episode.
What you have been begging for.
It's here right now.
Suck it.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
Whoa.
Suck it.
We actually have been getting a lot of comments from patrons that they don't
like it when you say suck it at the beginning of the podcast.
I'm trying to make it a thing.
They should say that.
That'd be a great sign, like a catchphrase for a news person or something.
Jack, you look like a 90s kind of sexy Seventh Heaven types bully friend right
now with your hair like that.
Actually, I am seeing that as well.
Wow.
Oh, my goodness.
Excuse me, Topanga.
Do you want to come get some chicken filet with me?
They didn't have Chick-fil-A yet, so they called it that.
Chicken filet.
You look like an actor that could play that, like, doesn't look like a high
schooler, but, you know, was casted as a high schooler.
You know what?
I was fucking with a volunteer today in the park because they were fucking with
me first asking me all about questions and whatnot about immigrants.
Like, I don't know.
And I was schooling them.
And then they go, how old are you?
And I go 31.
And they go, no way.
Because of a similar, probably, they're trying to get you to sign something.
So, they're going to say whatever they have to do.
Yes, I already told them I didn't quite have it like that.
Jack, you also, I mean, you look like a royal.
Like a 1500s royal.
So intensely.
Kind of a fucking sexual prince.
Like a French guy?
French or some, definitely not English.
Like Macedonian.
Yeah, Macedonian.
Macedonian?
North Macedonia?
Of course.
You look like you're in the era.
You would say that, Nate, because the North Macedonians, they don't really fuck
with the Greek people, do they?
No.
Oh, hell no.
They have a long history.
That's why I'm all about there.
Yeah, if anything, you're mad.
If you're Greek, stop listening right now.
No, I do not want you to listen to what I'm, you're, you're, fuck off.
Yeah, we'll have a special Greeks-only episode where you, where we'll just talk
mad shit to you.
But that's not today.
Today, as we discussed.
Unsolved Mysteries.
It's about mysterious.
Where's three, three of the most mysterious guys east of the Pacific Ocean?
You know that scene in Good Will Hunting where Matt Damon solves that thing on
the board when everybody's gone and nobody's ever solved that thing before?
That's how us three are with all the Unsolved Mysteries.
We know all the answers, but we don't even give a fuck.
We just want to smoke and drink, and we don't want to get caught up in
political affairs.
So we keep these answers to ourselves.
But if you pay $5 or more, there's about two people paying $20 a month, and we'll
tell you extra answers.
You are about to find out the answer to some of the craziest things anybody has
ever wondered about.
Whoa.
Now slow down there, horsey.
That was only but a teaser.
Just a little taste of what I can only assume is one of the most fire podcast
episodes ever recorded.
Head over to patreon.com slash joy tactics now to unlock this crazy ass fucking
episode while simultaneously getting in at the ground floor of an exclusive
community of like-minded individuals using positivity to change the world.
Cheers.