Name: Current Events Pt. 2 | Joy Tactics Podcast | TEASER
Uploaded: 2023-06-08T11:00:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Current Events Pt. 2 | Joy Tactics Podcast | TEASER' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Current Events Pt. 2 | Joy Tactics Podcast | TEASER' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-08. Transcript available.

yeah i'm in a wingate winham wingate uh hotel here in illinois for the double
double 20 days
eric is on trial for a what he's trying to make it into a broken odometer uh
but he did run through
a crowd of uh marathon goers back in chicago in the day they finally figured
out it was him
so he's the worst lawyer bmw that had the tent on the wrong side and i fucking
trying to look sick eric tinted out the license plate and the wheels
magnifying glasses hey the reverse tent where it's a fucking crystal clear magnifying
glass you
can see somebody's horse teeth yeah hello officer you've heard of the murdered
out vehicle well this
is the fucking innocent bystander vehicle it's all clear completely here's the
deal with with
a window tint though is that you know because i've been driving to new york
city now for about
three years and you know i would consider myself a veteran very impressive i
can go through very small
little car windows you know and i can just squish through but i do a lot of
look you know look at
the person if they're annoying me like good god what did you do but when i do
that look to try to give
them the look and i see the window is tinted my head snaps back forward so
quick because i know that
they are real deal and i don't want to mess with them they've got that hey so
listen that tent works
you know what i'm gonna if i get a car excuse me i'm apologizing when i get a
car in new york city
i'm gonna get the most bumper cars mario cars 64 jet force gemini motherfucking
tank on the planet i'm
not gonna give a fuck if somebody because i've been in a car where we're just
riding through whatever
crown heights and somebody comes and honks at us honk honk honk and they're
like fuck it i'm gonna run
run into you and they come and they give you the bump they'll hit you if i just
had the fucking the
smash the smash master walking around in the hummer h2 2007 hummer h2 with the
fucking with my face on
either either side of it and then maybe i could still add space on on the rest
of it that'll be me
stay out my way you know okay so jack you're the most excellent kind of
reckless like i don't give a
fuck driver in a cool way i'm the most distracted driver this is documented by
police reports as well
and nate you are the funniest driver i feel like oh yeah it is so funny driving
he's so like focused
and like you guys know what charlie chaplin did in the 1920s with silent film
acting and physical
comedy how he directed a bunch of movies and stuff he's all rolling he uses
body enough in a hilarious
way yeah yeah i can do that with vehicles yeah okay you know how there's like
stunt drivers nate you are
a comedy driver you know what i'm saying like there's yeah there's drama
drivers as well like and they
tried to do i speaking i just watched garlic into the galaxy volume and they
tried to have a fucking
comedy car moment and i was like i was just literally like i was about to just
throw in the towel and leave
right there because it was just yeah it just it was so bad it wasn't up to my
standards like well you
remember austin powers right the movie remember yeah you already know what i'm
talking about yeah
trying to get through the hallway i mean that's what inspired it all i think
that was one of the
i mean he walked so i could run you can't mention funny car driving without
mentioning the goat
mr b that race mr b mr b mr b dr b they gotta start putting respect on him