Name: Simulated Early Human Discussion [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Simulated Early Human Discussion [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-06. Transcript available.

Yeah, and acting has been around since the bloody whatever, at least the 1700s.
That's how they used to kill tigers.
Back in the day, they would kill tigers just by acting like a spear before they
had spears.
Hit him with your fucking, hit him with your nose or something.
Damn, what are you going to do, Kenneth?
I'm about to be a fucking sword.
Wish we had something sharp enough.
Watch this.
Because how sharp can you make your face?
Oh, some of us more sharper than others.
You got a sharp face, Jack.
Hey, look at this.
Ready?
This is me when I'm not protruding.
Now ready?
I'm going to sharpen my whole head.
Yeah, we throw that into some type of creature, you know?
Yeah.
It's dead.
It's over.
You throw me.
If the two of you, each one of you grabbed one of my feet and swung me around
like an Olympian
and just launched me into a hippo.
Oh, it's jam over to hippo.
And those are, by the way, those are not nice animals, guys.
Don't fuck with a hippo because they are more dangerous than even a shark.
Yeah.
And don't fuck with the hip-hopopotamus.
Yeah.
Rhyme and fluster.
I'm going to fly to the concords.
We wish you guys existed before 2000.
We can't talk about you because you use technology.
Can we get a reunion tour?
Can we get some sort of reunion with the flight of the concords, please?
Oh, joy tactics, flight of the concords, cross section.
My name is Eric.
They could use a little joy tactics because their songs were very thematically
sad.
They were humorous and additionally sounded melodic as well.
Yeah.
Well, we haven't really sung in a while.
That's what they used to do back in the day.
Sit around the campfire.
Yo, yo, yo.
Hello, Eric.
Let me sing you a limerick.
Lim-erick.
Lim-erick.
That's probably where your name...
Oh, you know what?
I just Googled what my name means.
What the hell does it mean?
I almost don't want to know the meaning of your name because it will give me
too much power over you.
Well, it's very interesting.
It's discussed as this.
Jacob means follower.
Knew it.
And Ben Singer means a short, fat man.
Is that true?
That's true.
A follower of a big, short, fat man.
That sounds like something you need to be afraid of.
You need to be afraid.
It's giving you a sign.
It's giving you a warning.
Be afraid of being a follower of a short, fat man.
So if you see any type of short mother effer with a weight problem ascending to
power, Jack, do not follow him.
But is that not my destiny?
That's my name.
That's my destiny.
But look how tall you are, man.
It couldn't mean that.
But that's why I need a short person because I can't reach all sorts of crevices
that these people can reach in.
When we're stuck in a cave and it's all flooding and flooding and flooding,
these little bastards are going to be able to slip out like an octopus
and I'm going to be stuck in there getting my lungs all full of cave juice
until I'm passing away.
Biatch, if y'all were just scuba diving with me, you know you're supposed to
let people die, right?
What do you mean?
You know if you're all cave diving and somebody gets stuck in a web, you're
supposed to let them die.
You know that, right?
Why?
Because you do not save each other when you are cave diving.
Why, dude?
Because, dude, because you will die too.
Because if they're kicking up all sorts of soot and the vision's gone and you
lost the line
and all of a sudden you can't grab yourself all back up,
next thing you know you're talking about this on Joe Rogan.
Cave diving?
I can't conceive of such a practice with our current industrial metal.
Oh, well, dude, so you know when you're eating soup and you're eating gruel
and you hold your breath and put your face all in it?
Ah, yes.
Imagine if that was all around your body.
Ah-ha, I see.
We should have had Ike Fumadu on for this episode.
Oh, he's so good.
So, Nate, talk to us, man, about the shit that's going on in your head.
Well, you guys are talking about names and what they mean,
and I actually know what my name means.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
It's not a short, fat man, what Jaxa is.
It's Nathan actually means...