Name: Do Vacations Make You Happy? | Joy Tactics Podcast | Teaser
Uploaded: 2023-07-20T11:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do Vacations Make You Happy? | Joy Tactics Podcast | Teaser' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do Vacations Make You Happy? | Joy Tactics Podcast | Teaser' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

joy tactics i waited till i saw the sign i don't know why i didn't come
all right joy tactics on vacation oh shit what's gonna happen joy tactics did
it again
oh shit well everybody we are out here on the basically uh screened in porch
and we are having
the best vacation of our lives we need a sign on to start this thing out right
yeah what's up joy
tactics jack bensinger eric ray hill we need like a word yeah there you go like
that that's how it
should be yeah so let's try well so this is like if you were a pokemon like
kind of joy tactics
jack bensinger
joy tactics
oh and guess what we're guess what is 5 p.m and guess what we're drinking
tequila sodas hey nay you haven't had one sip i noticed i have i have been
drinking a bunch
before this i'm wasted right now so the agenda the discussion with which we
wish to dive into
today is the topics of vacation the topics of vacationing that's correct
vacation starts with
a v ends with an n so vacation basically is just about taking a break from your
life but with a lot of us
with mental illnesses you can't escape your mind when you're on vacation no
your mind travels with you
no matter how far you run away you cannot escape the prison that exists within
your skull your brain that is
right so a lot of people can never go on vacation we need to shout out to those
people who who could
never in their life experience a moment of respite from their fucking
cheers to you guys
may you get help may you get help and if not may you find peace and quite
frankly vacations for some
people uh are actually hell because some people are workaholics right like me
not me i don't have mental health issues so
right whatever nate whoever nate's talking about i feel bad for them they sound
a little
absolutely pathetic none of us have by the way none of us have come close to
mental illness no i don't
know if i believe in mental illness oh dude i don't get me started on that i
was faking it for a while
right there was a point where i was kind of taking advantage of the whole
mental illness and i guess and i was
like oh let me guess it was for a chick right yeah yeah yeah so so now let me
say this what you're saying
that a vacation you know you can't escape the mind right you can't do that but
may i say these are two
different subjects so a vacation as the humans call it colloquially is that we
go on a geographic
vacation correct away from work it's time off work you go geographically but if
you want to get out of
your vac if you want a vacation of the mind you don't have to move geographically
no no you have to
move metaphysically via uh substances joy texas.com slash mushroom trips oh you
can buy you can actually
we have created a new mushroom packet just for you guys we hope these are homegrown
home brewed
anything bad happens and and if you buy the platinum diamond collection we will
all sit trip for you so
we will fly out to anywhere that you are and we will guide you eric will sit on
you nightmare trip of
your life and in parts of it will be bad parts of it we will be fucking with
you but you signed the
contract that you didn't really know you did and you know we respect contracts
i have a trip over that
i have a trip sitter beeper pager when i'm old school fucking thing up in the
middle of the night
oh fuck baby i gotta go to fucking cleveland right now and i'm busting down the
road at 190 miles an
hour in the mazda 3 to cleveland to go sit with someone who is being mentally
tortured by a drug
yeah yeah it does yeah yeah by the way i don't ever need a trip sitter i'm my
own trip sitter i think
it's pathetic to need someone else to fucking sit with your ass when you're
free i've never freaked out
on any type of drug that's a fact and the reality is eric has had half a hit of
weed and i rolled him
up like a sushi burrito and a blanket and he screamed in his bed for about four
hours but we're not
good but maybe i'm joking no he's not joking i was punching myself in the leg
yeah to try to come back
to reality well the thing with this with joy taxes we bend reality so you can
never truly know what is
right that's right real and what is not real are they joking are they being we're
those type of guys
where when you're hanging out with us it's like are they joking are they being
serious they're so funny
they're joking too much sorry that's how we behave man if you can't joke at our
speed maybe get out of
our lane so what are we going to cover this episode we're going to go over the
types of vacations you
can go on the best vacations we've ever gone on the amount of money we have in
our bank accounts
the type of celebrities