Name: Richuals [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
Uploaded: 2023-11-09T12:00:24.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Richuals [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-09. Transcript available.

Joy Tactics.
That's the French cover.
You got it, man.
Has anyone done a freestyle over the Halo?
Surely millions of people have.
All right, Nate.
Hit it.
Yo, it's Halo, and we're about to game.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo.
Well, why were we singing that music like that?
I forgot.
Is it because it makes you think of a ritualistic experience?
Ah.
And it was non...
That doesn't belong to a race of peoples or a country,
so we're not being racist by any chance.
It belongs to a video game.
Interesting.
Video games can't be racist because they're inexperienced.
They're non-human.
The Covenant.
That's a race, but they have multiple people within them.
Oh, shit.
The Covenant.
Fuck The Covenant.
Remember the popcorn?
And then who's that?
The popcorn bug?
What are those?
The jellies.
The fucking flood.
And Cortana?
Oh, Cortana, dude.
Oh, yeah.
You said a coffee.
Oh, the digital bag.
I'm sorry, Cortana.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was probably part of my...
Maybe my favorite part of the game.
She was so bad.
Oh, shit.
She was untouchable due to being a hologram.
I was about to say.
Cortana becomes infected by people.
She becomes normal?
She becomes human?
Oh.
She becomes a human?
Spoiler alert.
How can that happen?
I'm just so curious how these gamers...
Does she become human?
And then they hook up in the final...
Hey, the Master Chief and Cortana?
Well, you can't hook up.
He's stuck in the suit.
Well, I think...
He can't get out of that suit?
Oh, help, Cortana.
I'm stuck in this suit.
Help me get out.
Help, step, bro.
Help, step, bro.
I'm stuck in my...
What would you call that?
The Cort...
You know what?
They should have a game featuring just Cortana.
Yeah.
It has nothing to do with shooting and killing aliens.
No war.
And it's called the Cortanaverse.
And you just get to kind of...
And you get to build things.
Kind of like Minecraft and like The Sims.
Wow.
And that could just be a fun little spin on that sort of universe, you know?
If you could snap your fingers right now and take away all violence from video
games and solve all the mental health,
issues that young white men face, would you do it?
Yep.
You just did it?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I would.
Yeah, I would.
Oh, my God.
Because that shit is very important to me, as you know.
I find myself being an enemy of violence.
These days.
Same.
Not in the past.
And how do you fight violence?
With more violence?
No.
Or with education?
You fight violence.
You don't.
That's the trick.
Ah, ha, ha.
Right.
Nice try.
You tried to say the...
You don't fight violence.
You extinguish it.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I don't know how, but somebody probably could figure it out.
I've been thinking about this.
And this is coming out of the heels of the announcement that GTA 6 is going to
be released probably within the next year.
Why don't they have a GTA the movie?
How has that not been made?
Oh, shit.
Nate, you would be that guy from GTA 5.
What's his name?
Trevor?
Tre'er?
Trevor?
Do you know Trevor from GTA 5?
I never played that one.
What?
So I don't know that.
Yeah.
You don't play GTA 5?
GTA is like not that fun of a game to me.
Sorry.
Yeah.