Name: Global Brand Marketplace Analysis [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
Uploaded: 2023-11-30T14:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Global Brand Marketplace Analysis [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Global Brand Marketplace Analysis [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-30. Transcript available.

joy tactics and that's what gets it to like a billion you know you see like a
billion dollars
gross for avatar it's like most of that is like it's china international i'm i'm
sure
well you've stumbled upon us talking about this is basically how we talk off
the podcast guys
this is a normal conversation that we're having every two hours a day um it's
all business with
us no friendship just business that brings us basically to the topic of this
episode which is
major brands branding what's going on with branding right now we've been asked
to weigh in many times
and we're finally going to take a stab at it corporate brands and also personal
branding
because we've all become products in this society would you guys agree with
that and i'm sick and i'm
honestly i'm sick of it to be to be honest i am too i'm just trying to be my
authentic self
i think the idea that every single person needs to have a brand
you could dominate the international market right now like that i wouldn't pin
me for what country i
live in right now if you saw this still image and tried to guess what language
was about to come out
of my mouth it looks like you were kidnap an american baby that was kidnapped
and taken abroad you know
what i'm saying taken by abroad you look like an ed hardy mr bean okay that's
funny i mean that's pretty
funny but why don't you got to get those eyebrows microbladed and get those tatted
on oh is that what
microblading is they take a tiny why do they call that that because it's well i
wouldn't dare to begin
to comment on this because this isn't my industry right right right right right
so i don't know the
origins of that name we all we all have i probably had the weakest eyebrows of
the bunch nate you have
the fucking showstoppers oh good god the showstopper caterpillars you got the
horizon the the background
my eyebrows my eyebrows have gotten to the point where you know um the series
of unfortunate events
like oh yes count olav or count olav yeah count bloody olav olav style like his
ass do i not he's
got this you do not look like count olav say that right now you look like
someone could just braid
those eyebrows a little bit and someone could suck on them a little bit you
know the braid
bare sticks sticking out just far enough to where someone could suck a little
eyebrow wow
suckable eyebrow tips that's gonna be like the male nursing how when women get
to nurse and fabricate
that bond which is not a real bond by the way it's biological torture and trickery
and holding a baby
hostage for the milk whatever but yeah that could be it if you're like sweating
and that testosterone
they're sucking the salt because babies need sodium suck the salt off of the
male titty eyebrows
extend those because babies need salt just as much as any other one of us that's
the fucking tagline
right there whoa now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just a
little taste of what i
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