Name: IRL Rick Roll [unlocked ep]
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'IRL Rick Roll [unlocked ep]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-11. Transcript available. just posted our historic first ever test episode at www.patreon.com/joytactics.

IRL Rick Roll [unlocked ep]

joy tactics i'm looking more and more like jack black okay no yeah yeah you
mean because i just
sat in a sense that that um you're like wearing more plaid or you're no i think
you know jack
black is sexy and i don't mind looking more and more like him but i'm sitting
this is this is a
way that jack black would sit well don't you see it jack black has let go let's
just be honest
he let go but he deserves to let go because he's one of the highest grossing
movie stars
i mean he's let go to me he looks as good as he always does he has just you
know what hollywood
doesn't allow people to age if this is just a rego now i he was working in it
you'd be like
oh jack black like awesome good to see you nice shorts you know i like your
little hat that you're
wearing we need yourself funny and kind of strange but hollywood we look at
aging people as dead in the
as you age you better have something you know you better be a genius if you age
well you can't
think about your age tied to yourself as a human like everything ages not as a
as itself but everything
in the universe ages together technology ages as we move up through the years
of humanity
we say technology develops we get new inventions this and that every human
being is reinvented
as life moves through its phases in right interesting right so instead of
seeing jack black
as this washed up he's not washed up whatever never said that never never said
that and don't you said
that all that and guess what he might be on the podcast one day and what we did
was just fucked our
chances to ever have jack black on the podcast so great job guys can i push
back please i think that
these are the human moments that people want to see on podcasts yes they want
to see the arguments they want
to see jack black get into it and maybe i'm wrong i'm thinking that you just
blacklisted us there were there was a
opportunity where we are in jumanji 17 and they're gonna go the producers are
gonna go back and they're gonna have the
technology to search into the chat gpt thing did jack benzie or ever talk shit
about jack black
pull up this podcast he's washed up playing that clip done out and here's that's
gonna be you that
and then they're gonna pull out my clip of me defending him and then i'm gonna
get fucking casted in your
fucking part so hi you want to know why i'm laughing like a evil villain right
now why because i'm so far ahead
of the game it's crazy you guys want to know why how so i'm very curious about
fools you rats why why
so you're waiting to be cast in jumanji 17 right right well let's just say the
day before it comes
out in theaters i'm gonna release my own jumanji 17 18 no that's right i'm
gonna put out the next
two jumanjis already that i made because technology is gonna be so advanced at
that point you i dare you
try and blacklist me because guess what i can black when you shut off a clean
water supply that
water is gonna go through to another town i think that i don't know what i just
said i'm jealous we
need to stop it with it no i gotta go to bed these sequels need need like
unique names not numbers do
not instead of jumanji 17 jumanji it should be it should be james l elvis james
elvis yeah
james elvis you just said name could you imagine what just happened we are not
in a good way right
now i would say that not kidding because we just took a break right we took an
hour break for
something and we can't we were all in the worst most sourest moods and i'm
saying i was saying i hate
being alive right now not in a scary way you went to the darkest and jack is
tired as hell and so but
we're we are crawling out of the depths right now to try to it's good that's
amazing you're always
good i'm always good but you never go as high as i climb you know i mean i
might fall a lot deeper
than you go but i might have dopamine hits spikes that you've never heard most
of your life may be
like just in this low kind of state but like i will never get to those like
tiny those like three
no but they're not three seconds they're three hours oh and my idea for the jumanji
movie what
it's called before you said james elvis and this is people are gonna like this
name a lot better
jumanji jumanji the jungle that's it jumanji the jungle all right let's get
some votes in the chat
you want to see jumanji the jungle or james elvis that is the movie has nothing
there's no one named
james elvis in the movie it's just it's the name of the movie that's because
you said you didn't want
numbers anymore you want names so i can't hit you with two of them all right so
here's the deal
james elvis sounds like a name of something that someone wrote good right about
what they think
americans are and they live in a village somewhere far away from humanity from
like civilization
you should host a roast can somebody promise us
somebody promise us out there to name their child james elvis like it doesn't
have to be it could be
like a middle name type of thing and you can adopt the kid and then just give
them right back
right so you could you could do that people don't know that ghost them right
that happens a lot
i feel like it's funny that we're like owen wilson needs to be held accountable
right now for
abandoning his child did he really did that come oh he did i have no idea if he
did
but i read it on some time that he has he there's a darkness within him yeah it
was in uh nobody the
media does not focus on this at all we just see the hey i got a crooked nose
guy you know like we just
see that dude who's who's oh crooked yeah he's got a crooked nose is a cricket
nose and but we don't
know the dark terrors that are behind owen wilson i've known for years if you
don't know it's because
you don't want to know and you think that celebrities are playthings and pawns
on a chess
board but really they have feelings and really uh whatever comes out about them
is just all false
and the pr companies trying to make money out of them making magazine sales and
ad sales
you are being played if you think celebrity any celebrity has done anything
wrong i have a
fucked up question hmm is there only one suicide hotline number do they have a
monopoly
should there not be a second number you can call there's one that you know
about but celebrities
have a special line that tells them about the island they can go to and we don't
we're not going to
go into epstein but we know some things we're friends with brace belden from
true and on he oh my god
he told us things that he wouldn't even say on the podcast i was just at a
wedding and my uh my aunt
knows brace belden from when he was a kid he's my cousin's friend they grew up
together
braces to go braces um if you're not familiar uh which you are you have to be
jewish jewish veteran
sober um individual listen to the true and on podcast it's one of the biggest
ones in the country
they're beating us on patreon for now let me tell you for now for now i've been
looking right in the
camera for so much just right in the lens that's what we're the we're one of
the three most rising
podcasts on patreon yeah according to something but also we're humble we like
to we like to talk about
our success in a i don't know maybe a gross way some people might sure but we
are also three of the
most humble people on the planet and you'd be shocked at how much we don't talk
about like i don't even
know some of the successes you guys have until i see it like live out on tv
whatever like we never
talk about our work at all can i say this though yeah just to show how much i
mean this you can say
whatever you want i was just on a meeting um whatever at work and i was in a
breakout room with some
people were talking about introducing ourselves and i know one of the guys and
we're talking about
movies and one of the guys is like but eric by the way he's a stand-up comedian
and other guys
literally i see their jaws drop like this they start talking to me so
differently off the bat i'm like
yeah i just do it for i just do it for fun and the guy nelson's like no he's he's
really he does it
i'm like yeah well i pull up my phone pull up my twitter 56 000 you need to
stop doing that eric i pull
my they're like 12 000 followers with his phone out and he just shows it to
like the sweet green
cashier and they're just like what like just pay for you know you're about to
do the apple pay and
you pull it up and you're like look yeah you'll be you use it like a cop badge
you're like pulling
people i want 18 000 followers i went to sweet green today and the guy was like
what else do
well they're talking about like cherry tomatoes man he's like that's gonna be
extra
hey man look at my tiktok 14 thou i'll tweet am i barely post yeah yeah and he's
and then he was
like oh fuck he pulled out special vegetables nobody else gets i've never heard
of but aged cheeses that
only you guys feel like you could get to a million if a gun to your head of gun
to your head if you
had to get to a million followers in yes in uh 30 days what would you do the
okay i would do some
violent shit that yeah that was very entertaining you would have to do it um
you just have to launch
something something crazy first i would do like a shkreli thing to just get
into zeitgeist real quick
what's up y'all i'm officially making advil like seventeen thousand dollars a
pop and then right
after that i'm putting out like an american ninja warrior challenge where i
like get you know just
making like what mr beast thinks he is i would be like the mr beast of every
like provocative
internet activity genre all at once start tomorrow and then every day for the
rest of my life
oh yeah pretty good idea nate what do you want to know man i think i would do
start an account
called no limbs left and each video would be a different limb that or a
different finger i'm
cutting off and it would be like oh my god he's only got like you know like a
little bit left you're not
able to get kicked off all platforms well i would
damn i didn't even think about that damn that would be so right now on rumble
you don't got 30 limbs
oh that's true rumble could be good for rumble you can do anything yeah me it's
uh who owns it the
the the no boys oh yeah steven steven do it see he supports creators he really
does nobody and people
don't respect creators like they used to god's the original creator on the
first day he created
whatever i want to build a bridge to conservatives so badly and be the first to
cross it with a white
give them the white flag to put in the air i say put this in the air right now
because we got you
the corner is eric you can't build a bridge to something that's not even a landmass
that because
it has no foundation so you'd essentially be being building a bridge into dead
water with
conservatives no no no no no no no no no no no that's what i'm saying because i've
tried that's
the way most of america thinks that's the fucking problem no i've tried you are
not helping man you
you think that you are like conservatives fuck off like you suck like that kind
of shit yeah they do
man we're well listen no no when i see somebody who says they're a democrat i
say you know we just
became best friends right when i see someone who's a conservative i go let me
guess you don't even
that's not how we solve sandwiches that's really not because it's more complex
some of my best
friends are violent radical conservatives some of the best guys i know are they
are and you want
to tell you be chill but you don't know anything about you know guys that i
know i saw y'all be
hitting up the fucking uh laser tag with richard spencer every night trying no
no no i don't chill
with richard spencer or any of those guys anymore but here's what i do do and i'd
like to disavow them
right i take the whip the mazda 3 i fill it with a hella whatever michelob
ultras i cruise on down
you fill your gas tank with michelob ultra no i fill the back of the car up
with a bunch of cases of
beer oh and some white bread and i go down to the factories of near out near philadelphia