Name: Christmas Pt 2 - The Dark Side of Christmas... [teaser]
Uploaded: 2023-12-21T12:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Christmas Pt 2 - The Dark Side of Christmas... [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Christmas Pt 2 - The Dark Side of Christmas... [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-21. Transcript available.

we need to really invest in the ai sort of revolution that's happening because
we could
digitally you know create kind of ai avatars of ourselves sit back do nothing
get all the other
fucking idiot comedians who are having a podcast we put them on our platform we
have 17 different
podcasts going that are comparable we're just sitting back chilling passive
income we don't do
a fucking goddamn thing we have interns all unpaid they they think they're
gonna get paid
they're not and we just sit back and collect the cash splenda in it all day rum
and splenda
getting migraines that white rungs oh my god man my brother i don't want to
blast my brother but
we were just at barnes and noble getting some gifts and speaking of sweet
things
this is a crazy combo to me okay i'm not going to mention this to him he will
never listen to this
but he got an orange juice and a pumpkin spice latte at the same time uh is
that is that not a while i
guess that's just coffee and orange juice but at 5 p.m a little strange he's
not going to listen to
this that's a sugar bomb he's not gonna listen to this right you swear well if
if he does alex i love
you so much you are my tether to our family you are my tether to reality
through so many
uh tribulations that we've gone through and i love and respect you but the
choice to get the pumpkin
spice latte and the orange juice befuddled me yeah what is it about your dna
strand something about
your dna strand should just i don't know if it should go on you know i don't
know if it should
continue i think that um i think that it should and it will and maybe it
already has
and i don't feel you y'all ever um do you feel ancestral pressure at all like
do you feel like
the weight of everybody who ever came before you in your lineage saying like
don't fucking make this
all about you dude of course you're talking about like a star wars kind of like
obi-wan and
uh anakin around the fire as ghosts looking at us every morning um yeah i
couldn't discuss that
because i haven't seen it but i'm sure it's similar um i feel immense ancestral
pressure right peer
pressure from the ancestors crippling yeah they want me to fucking they want me
to party more i'm trying
to fucking put my head down nose to the grindstone they want me to fucking go
out right and try new
types of tobacco they want you to be the last one they want you to be the last
ray hill and they
want me ripping tobacco from the bong fucking chasing the last ray hill oh the
bong spliff the spliff
the bong not even spliff just pure ass cheap american spirit tobacco in a bong
roasting my lungs
every day christmas morning my headphones fell off so we're talking about the
dark future of christmas
right that's the discussion today so if it keeps going on this trend you'll
notice week or year after
year after year uh it seems to be getting darker and at a certain point that
flame will be extinguished
okay so it started out as a completely pure holiday gather around the tree give
gifts celebrate jesus
celebrate mary as well of course for what she did and the wise men as we
learned last year last week right
fucking hell and then um it's getting about to be more and more about what m&m's
now right now it's
m&m's m&m's
once in a while we do hit an episode where it feels like there's fucking uzis
pointed at our back to keep
marching forward
and we're like
can't make my contact
to see if the guards
are watching us
you know what I mean
yeah