Name: The Nightcap Files [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
Uploaded: 2023-12-28T12:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Nightcap Files [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Nightcap Files [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-28. Transcript available.

joy tactics oh oh the little turntable
is that a christmas gift was that a stocking stuff for jack
my aunt hook my ass up with the shit that's a good ass fucking oh man you know
and check out i already showed you guys but listeners if you're watching
watching i got a a metal puzzle for a stocking stuffer remember these that's
awesome that looks
fun fun this is these are in the households of kids who read too much growing
up you know i'm
saying this is some shit that someone that reads a lot plays with is that metal
puzzle that you
tried to undo in it and i did it but now i can't do it again i love this sector
of the economy is
like these little tiny knickknacks you know like things that really don't
shouldn't exist like
what is this like that little dj thing that shouldn't that doesn't really
benefit the
that's gum or scented now and this is no cone gum scented putty okay scented
okay putty nate i like the
the way you framed that as sectors of the economy why the fuck right how did
you how did you do that
i'm just studying economics i'm trying to i'm studying sexy nomics
no i'm not i'm not i studied that enough now i'm ready to go to well so we're
back from christmas
yeah hopefully you had an amazing week but chances are if you're listening to
this your week has been
fucking brutal it has been hell on earth you have been around the most twisted
individuals of
in your immediate family and your extended family and you're finally just
having the chance where you
can just sit back and just take a breath it's over it's done now you can just
wait it out until the
new year and get all fucking drunk as fuck that yeah and then start off fresh
2024 no liquor just
working out testosterone shots through to the fucking dome it's all it's
fucking happening and
estrogen shots as well and this is why and this is why tonight it's the it's
the midnight files this
is called the nightcap episode it's a nightcap for the end of the year actually
i think one more
episode will come out before the end of the year but um this is a nightcap i've
already i watched may
december tonight i had a couple glasses of wine i'll be honest okay i did be
honest did you all
watch may december why would you lie about that of course of course i watched
it i fell asleep though
of course not because the movie was boring because i love sleeping so much and
my dreams are wicked
oh i have an announcement what nobody knows this i made i made a twitter
account what if i said i made a
twitter account where i'm journaling all my dreams and i'm not ever going to
tell anybody what it is
called i bet you i could find it in like two in like it takes two seconds i do
reckon that you
could find in about two seconds it's called herman dreaming herman plane crash
dreams i could find it
if you gave me four tries i'd find it probably you could probably guess the
password too
i'll dock your ass i know jack's password oh don't don't even tease it man well
there's no way that
that password can work on the modern websites it does what do you mean the one
character password
oh wait oh that password jack that's just from my what what what you're just so
you're too trusting
of the world like yeah i remember you i remember i like asked you like hey what's
your password to get
into this and you like said like don't tell them which one it's not that's not
hey man don't say
which one it is whoa now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just
a little taste of
what i can only assume is one of the most fire podcast episodes ever recorded
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