Name: Relaxing Water Conversation [TEASER] | Peaceful Ambience for Spa, Yoga and Relaxation
Uploaded: 2024-02-29T12:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Relaxing Water Conversation [TEASER] | Peaceful Ambience for Spa, Yoga and Relaxation' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Relaxing Water Conversation [TEASER] | Peaceful Ambience for Spa, Yoga and Relaxation' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-29. Transcript available.

joy tactics w-a-t-e-r water water that's what we're discussing today it's the
influence of
all things of life the world was founded on h2o by the way can you spell water
with three two
letters and one number h2o h2o yeah you can and we're going to be getting
really diving deep into
the molecular structure of water but uh but for right now we just kind of want
to go in just
broader terms of what what that means two hydrogen molecules one oxygen
molecule and by the way
we are also we are consuming water today as well similar to when you when you
eat mushrooms you
tend to embody the mushrooms and bring them a body and a voice into the
universe that's what we're
doing today with water and you guys don't quite have the cup for this but so we
are essentially
what do you got yeah that is that cough syrup nah nah nah this is the what's it
called
fucking what's i can't read the name of the it's a good-ass brand too
ikea amazing brand of water glasses you're going broke as hell buying glassware
aren't you
yeah yeah yeah i am so what's funny is i remember i don't think i drank water
till i was six years old
and then i got the flu but before that it was milk milk milk milk milk okay
something eric knows a lot
about almost exclusively then i got the flu which irradiated my body i guess
with disease germs
and then from then on out it was water water water all of a sudden i didn't
like that skim anymore like
that wow the power of illnesses nate you look like you haven't drank water in
about 10 days bitch
enough enough of this sorry man you do you you out of all of us you could be
cast in sort of like a
mirage sequence where you're hydrated male 30 all you got to do is cut one hole
in your cargo pants
nate put a little sand in your and what's in your on your head and make your
eyes bloodshot make your
lips chapped and you are in a desert they're not even they're not even asking
me to be in dune in an
extras capacity are you asking them yes i am yeah how many passages i've sent
to the dennis vianu
vianu fucking fan page dentist vianu yeah what the fuck is that denis vian the
director with french
oh you know what did you guys see what barry keegan did to get in the in the
batman movie
what is it on oh his audio website his audition was that he wanted to be in batman
so bad and he
wanted to play the joker so bad that he put himself in kind of like a joker
outfit and filmed himself
like in a hotel hallway just like being kind of menacing and crazy yeah it has
like no lines right
and he just kind of like walks through a hotel like that's what i'm talking
about dude we need to create
our own opportunities okay and by the way oh no he was aren't gonna be you want
to be the riddler and
then they made him they made him the joker that's what it is let me tell you i
got a self-tape
recently auditioned for those who don't know what a self-tape is hold on thanks
bro i couldn't hear
it that's amazing that's our real work people will think our work is working on
sets no the work is
doing the job that what comes to you and what comes to us is auditions and that's
the work that we get
done whatever happens outside of that is out of our control but we can control
the auditions
and guess how good we do on the self-tape okay so i know you crushed that shit
and not only did i crush
it let's just say i got a call back yeah y'all yeah y'all at home get up now
now was it for the
whoa now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just a little taste
of what i can only
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