Name: Midnight Snacks [teaser] | Joy Tactics Podcast
Uploaded: 2024-03-14T11:00:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Midnight Snacks [teaser] | Joy Tactics Podcast' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Midnight Snacks [teaser] | Joy Tactics Podcast' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-14. Transcript available.

joy tactics well it's one it's 12 45 a.m you were a good boy or whatever or
thank you or whatever and you went to bed at about 10 30 just like
andrew huberman told you or the guys on joy tactics said you didn't even look
at
your phone and then you wake up two hours later and your stomach is growling in
a way that is
telling you that you are hungry you go to the fridge what's in there milk uh
baking soda some
eggs some bread some cheese apple and you got some chips and then you can i
pause you for a second
go ahead sorry i just i was just closing my eyes and smiling and enjoying that
and i just feel
overwhelmed with the fact that you should have kids man i felt like i felt like
my dad was like
telling me just putting me to sleep with something so comforting wow you know i
do think i've recently
been bit by the baby bug i'm not kidding you want kids well it's too bad you're
violently infertile
yeah eric's nuts are like hard little like they're fucking tax yeah they're
like volcanic rock they're
like porous and fucking really hard all your all your pants all your pants have
like crazy holes in
from the hardest dragging them around jagged nut ray hill uh sorry all right
all right we went from a
beautiful image to that uh all too sudden we you know i think we might be what
you call self
sabotagers self-saboteurs sometimes
okay so yeah you what are you looking for what do you call that when you're up
in the middle of the
night and you want a snack well you call yeah what what do you call that food
that category of food
night thank you for asking that is called a midnight snack
mmm yummy just nothing like it the picture of a guy in his drawers with his
white raggedy shirt
with the refrigerator light on his face he's looking tired and then he's
looking for a gut is popping
out not sucking in the gut the gut is just free it's misshapen something's
wrong in
internally he doesn't know it his ex-wife is lee is totally on the other side
of the house
and she's still hot yeah and she's well she's had a glow up and he doesn't
bother him he's proud of
her and his is stepbrother or whatever you call it brother-in-law's ex ex-brother-in-law
sitting he's still awake he's gaming uh-huh sleeping on the couch hey man oh
were you asleep already
early to bed have something with me before you go back into dreamland
right why don't you have some soup out of my off my belly button
so yeah it's midnight snacks and there's so that's the topic of this episode
and there's so much to
be said about it it's almost troubling it's almost funny we only have about 50
minutes to an hour to
really crack can i be can i be honest i think that this of all the topics that
we've gotten into
all the myriad of things that we've discussed i think that this is the one
topic that i have
absolutely nothing to say about nate this yeah yeah you would have nothing to
say dude
look at you i think i felt when we talked about oscars man just soldier up pony
up this is how you feel
all the time jack this is how i feel when people are talking about
entertainment just try just try to
come up something that i wouldn't be interested in or be able to pretend like i'm
interested in do you
see the difference between you guys portuguese uh portuguese manufacturing portuguese
muffins
uh sounds great
so wait what did you just say you said pretend
what the fuck was that
working you i'm just trying to pretend to be interested in
so you're being dis so you have so you're telling me that you've been disingenuous
sometimes
of course the only thing that interests me is a fucking crazy comedy career doug
stanhope style
nate bargazzi style anything else is just getting in the way but i have to
pretend like
it's not to keep this podcast going to keep my auto my car payments uh rolling
you know what i mean
so yeah ever feel like you're getting in the way of that goal by faking these
interests do you
understand no okay i'm trying further i'll try wait what so you do i've forethought
all these things
like these spice navigators from dune who can see all potential potential
spoilers if bro if shy
halud came up to me in the middle of the night