Name: First Attempt At Talking About Lunch [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'First Attempt At Talking About Lunch [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-09. Transcript available.

joy tactics all right now we're on yo now this podcast is about to heat up
sorry everybody for
how that began a little lackluster huh well well well now you get the treat for
being so patient
with this you get a cherry on top all red that cherry's gonna be all wet oh you
don't want to
know i i probably stole thousands of dollars in marichano cherries or whatever
they're called
from my old dino job that's right and how did you eat them in a big cup and
just eat them like
peanuts i'd eat them straight off the tongs because i was working at the soda
jerk station
that's right you know what we do we need we need to give back to our to our our
the patrons i think
we should have some people drop their cash app in the comments and we're gonna
kick back what should
we do should we have five bucks to someone somebody gets their monthly
subscription back
yeah but they have to do something for us first
why can't you just give why can't you just give with nothing in return
because what if you could get ten dollars out of it because you can
because you can teach a man to what happens when you teach a man to fish right
he gets so many more fish is what we learned from the bible wait a second this
is did they say that in
the bible that's what that's from they should it's that important okay but they
didn't put that in
that's from tom sawyer put tom sawyer in the bible please if you're listening
and you're jesus christ
just go into every single bible in the whole world and just do a little
lightning strike and burn a
little extra bit into there about tom sawyer oh yeah and this and yeah and so
what i'm saying is i
wonder what book that would be in deuteronomy leviticus the book of john the
numbers job numbers
leviticus genesis name a couple bible bible revelations oh bro that's easy
revelation
acts one and two jubilation uh succulation jubilation jubilation that's your
chapter
oh the book of joy that's definitely got a page of jubilation oh my goodness
the jubilation of joy
what would be the the sort of uh what are those called uh stories that have
what am i looking for
a certain type of story a fable a preamble a not a parable a parable that's
what i meant to say
what would be the parable that we would be trying oh the parable of the sober
alligator the parable of
the sober single father alligator this is more of a children's book kind of
yeah dude like i don't
know if you know okay never mind okay the parable of a uh of a fucking yeah i
don't know a bomb
something tells me i'm kind of drawn to the sort of leprosy part of the bible
where there was a lot
of sort of diseases back then and jesus cured the you know i feel like this the
joy book would have
something to do with somebody maybe it's an immigrant with leprosy who comes to
a an
ancient immigrant community an ancient immigrant moves to a gated community
outside of seattle
washington and well well well what's curious is most of those residents vote to
leave the leper
out by the gate interesting we don't want to catch leprosy they might they seem
poor they don't fit in
here we don't want them in our premises now there's been a mansion vacant just
keep going gated community
for over
whoa now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just a little taste
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