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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Electricity Poison? [leaked audio sampling]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-06. Transcript available.

joy tactics
electronics
the electronics episode
I don't even have anything to say
just say electronics
did you not have anything to say
because you were so blown away by
the sonic
the sonic
bisonicular
the bisonicular
waves that you guys were throwing
at me through get this
an electronic a macbook pro
bro everything
in life is electronic
that's what I'm not even kidding
about think about this
and what's funny is saying think
about you can't think about this without
electronics because
every impulse and every
neuron is an electronic
synaptic
left
yeah
you know what I'm saying
thoughts are electron
literal electron
right
because what is
what is electronics
it's just
if you get down to it on the
subatomic
and I know we go subatomic
too often on this podcast
but I just can't help but
go there right now
yeah right
I just can't help but do it
but everything at the subatomic level
is energy
and what is energy
energy is nothing
we are nothing
we exist in it
well energy is force
but yes go ahead
sorry
thank you for correcting me
we are the universe
sucking up
sucking on itself
right
I shouldn't say that
well I just want to
quickly address the
hubris of man
because
oh in the 1800s
Einstein's getting a little
light bulb going in his
shack
Nikola Tesla
the goat is making
electronic little waves
little shit going through
the air like that
whoa I invent
we invented this
no you didn't bitch
you are harvesting
a core piece
of
the nature of physics
for your little toys
right
yeah we have
macbooks now
yeah we have
AM FM radios
yeah we have CPAPs
and TVs
but that
these are basically
novelties for nature
because nature's been
rocking with electricity
since day motherfucking zero
yeah
big bang
I should call the big bang
the big plug in
the big
the big ass electronic bang
the big spark
God sparked that shit
he said let it be lit
and he
I guess it was
that's not what
let
let it be lit
let it be lit
that's what Nate said
at his birthday party
when six people arrived
that's what Nate said
when the white
Bacardi rum
started flowing down
his chest hair
blacked out
off the Ciroc
saying that
at 6pm
forcing people
to do belly shots
broad daylight
you just saved
like the smallest
little perimeter
around your belly button
so people could do it
the theme of your birthday
party is God
you want to be God
every birthday
that's like your one thing
that is so
fucking funny
thanks man
you have to treat me
like I am God
and
respect me
respect your authority
that's how
birthday should be
birthday shouldn't be
a celebration
it should be
a worship
of a person
you only get
one day a year
right
and you want to
celebrate this
no
worship me
I have a question
get down
on your fucking knees
and pray
to
have a special prayer
just for me
on my birthday
that's all I ask for
I don't want a gift
I don't want any gifts
he'll reveal
oh shit
throw out that sock
you know you gotta
throw it out dude
stop playing
because we're too old
to have holes in our socks
my life changed
when I started
throwing out
clothes
that had holes in them
sometimes I would
I would be stubborn
and I would be like
you know I'm gonna wear
this shit out
till the end
till I literally
can't even
put it on anymore
right
all right
but now
there's a little blip
there's a little tiny hole
yeah
throw it out
well
all right
yeah
I don't want to talk
about that
but sometimes
those holes
will
what was that sound
did someone
what was that
I just said
recording stop
oh
check this out
while you're fixing that
what
where's this coming from
can't hear it
yeah I can't hear it
you'll hear it
in
in the cut
but
just
what
what
what
what is going on
right now
whoa
whoa
whoa
you're making a move
I just want to be clear
we have
Eric and I have no
idea what's playing
right now
because
right
all we see you doing
is ripping this
the novelty stock
oh
oh
oh shit
yo
damn
you know
some people like it
when you tease it like that
you're just taking it off
a little bit at a time
strip tease for the foot
I don't do holes in my socks
anymore man
nice
bro
thank you
for listening to us
how would I what
how would you know that
that people like that
based on my
anthropological sexual studies
that I've been conducting
anthroposexual
I forgot you have that
organization where you've been
right
the global south
with your feet out
bro
I'm trying to
dap up the global south
with as much money
and influence
as I can
we're getting that shit
cooking
you know what we need to do
is build
this is an idea
you know
you know how Trump
wants to build the wall
on the southern border
bro
don't get me started
but yeah I know
yeah well
yeah I agree with that
except maybe we should
build a second wall
along the whole
Mason and Dixon line
to keep those bastards
from the south
up out my
I'm sick of these
I'm sick of these people
ruining the vibe
because the globe
the northern half
of the United States
of America
feels like
a motherfucking
bowl
full of half
half weed
half democratic
riz
and the whole
it's just fucking
all the way
from San Fran
up to Portland
Maine
from Portland
to Portland
right
sea to shining sea
on the northern tip
it's pure peace
and love
no speeding tickets
what's that
what city
does that line
cut through
in the United States
where does it
then become
the south
right