Name: Reasons To Live [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
Uploaded: 2024-07-25T12:00:20.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reasons To Live [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-25. Transcript available.

joy tactics okay guys before we begin i have something to plug it's the dream
that i had
last night that is going to shock you all especially nate and jack here's what
happened
i woke up okay in my nightmare last night i'm scuba diving in a deep blue ocean
i lose my scuba mask and no it's not related to the c-pat mask that stayed on
i see the sunlight at the top of the water and i start swimming up to the top i'm
drowning i'm
feeling myself drowning then i wake up in real life and i spit out i'm not
kidding you about a
half a cup to a full cup of spit out of my mouth what do you mean a full cup of
spit that's not
that's like a llama that's like a cow hella spit not a full cup but like a half
a cup literally to
it was all over the pillow like it was like coming out of my lips for a second
you were drooling
spit you were drooling but i was drooling maybe in my mouth like you were drooling
and catching it in
your own mouth that's right there's not no doubt that the the spit is c-pat
related right you wouldn't
be having that levels of spit no it's not a side no no well and i spit out i
was like looking at it
because i was like maybe it's blood because this is so much no it's just simple
spit isn't that crazy
i want to figure this out like what did did you eat something really good for
dinner and you're
still thinking about it or nothing that good simple simple pasta and you were
drowning in your dream
yeah yeah well i'm glad i would never drown after my swim team uh history i
could never drown
right that would offend all your teammates your coach too much god damn it you
didn't fucking listen to
me may she rest in peace oh your swim coach got got i think she might have she
was not that healthy
all right guys if you place bets on uh oh yes how long it would take for eric
to bring up a past
death in his uh in his life we're at two minutes now so that's a that's a
really big whoever bet on
that one is making making it and that's a that's a plug so if you're in eric's
subconscious in his
dreams go ahead and check out that moment check that shit out right ass now you
believe that though
swimming swimming swimming snow it was crazy i've never felt anything like it
well what are we talking about well this kind of this this ties in i think very
perfectly into
yeah it does topic this episode which is and i can't and i really can't believe
that we haven't
done this yet we haven't covered this topic it's reasons to live
part so part no this is like reasons to live the alpha test this is there's
gonna be about 10
versions of this episode this is like the early early patreon experiment
version of this episode
because we're just trying to figure out what the reasons are but there's over
100 it's exploratory
yeah there's theories of what reasons there could be to live because you can't
just live you have to
have a reason i hate to put it that way but you do have to have a reason you
have no reason so one of
them could be to get a bite it can be that simple right doesn't have to be
falling in love or reinventing
or or it could be fame which is people knock that reason they say nah it's no
reason to live well wait till you've felt it yourself
then tell then then get back to me won't you yeah go ahead and when you get to
a level in your life
when you are simply telling people like tila tequila that you're too fucking
busy because you have
shit going on this you couldn't imagine that's a reason to live trust me you
will be running from
the grim reaper faster than a f1000 leclaren trust me whoa now slow down there
horsey that was only
but a teaser just a little taste of what i can only assume is one of the most
fire podcast episodes ever
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