Name: TEASER: Disney LIVESTREAM EXAMINATION
Uploaded: 2024-08-01T14:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TEASER: Disney LIVESTREAM EXAMINATION' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TEASER: Disney LIVESTREAM EXAMINATION' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-01. Transcript available.

joy tactics so today we are gathered and this could only be talked about in a
live format
is the reason we're doing this right disney because we want to be held
accountable
we want to be held accountable for what we say here there's no chance to edit
anything that you
say about disney's on the record okay right so no disrespect right well
something amazing
happened to me yesterday i'm coming home from chicago i'm a little tired i'm on
the plane and i
texted layla i said why don't we go to disneyland tomorrow girl yeah imagine a
surprise like that
people are in the live stream chat right oh really eric can you see this no oh
yeah i'm just on the
link right now oh by the way guys this is the first time we've ever we
literally just like we're the
dumbest yeah this is the experiment we went through like zoom like support
articles to set
this up yeah so we that we have no idea if this is gonna like drop out if this
is gonna be the most
busted fucking episode on the fucking planet we have no idea this is raw this
is live this is unfiltered
you know we edit this shit heavily in post right so you're gonna get some live
fucking raw opinions
and talk and trash talk that's right this is where we do the serious gossip
about all of our close and
personal friends who are rising to the ranks of celebrity all right all right
all right let's just keep
it real this is we're not this isn't like uh we're not reading the chat we are
just doing a podcast
dude pretend that there aren't over eight people watching this okay
continue you were okay so here we go here's how it went dude by the way i
changed my flight last
minute to spend more time with nate with jack nate you know and we tried to get
your ass to come to
breakfast and you said i'm a little too sleepy never do that shit again sorry
about that mr rail sorry
but i get on the united flight i forgot to choose basically like it's like the
morning's going down
nate's not coming to breakfast jack and i go to chili's to go and order about 8
000 calories worth
of food that was fun though that was really fun we got bruh i've had chicken
tenders tenders two days
in a row oops would you be surprised if i said ditto no because once you start
the chicken tender
style lifestyle you can't fucking stop okay but i get on the united flight i
forgot i hadn't chosen a
new seat i'm stuck in a middle seat god damn it this is a four-hour flight then
what happens a couple
comes down and says would you want an aisle seat we want to sit together so i
get a dope my dope as
aisle seat for the entire damn ass flight and i'm feeling so good i text my
girl i said we're going
to disney wow tomorrow that's when i use the plane time to start planning out
all the attractions
and be uh all the rides that i'll be in and keep in mind i so this is a spot
this is purely spontaneous
spontaneous wow yeah that's right and that's how you got intimacy that's an act
of romance
and disneyland are an active spot of romance and love and what time did you go
well woke up at 6 a.m
i'm by the way watching all these videos on youtube trying to get it trying to
get a handle on what to do
you know how to do this shit there isn't one video that's on youtube that's
made by a normal looking
person most of it most of them are made by men over 50 i watched videos from a
guy who's going went has
been over to disneyland over a thousand times imagine this impressive there's a
lot of crossover
people who are disney i i'm not a disney adult but i do feel extreme sympathy
for them because they get
viciously right they get body people get me oh i go to disney world i can't
even enjoy it because
everybody there's so ugly yada yada leave them alone how is it different than
being an intellectual
how's it different than going to college right oh you like proust oh you like sartre
isn't that the
same as donald duck and looking uh the evil queen stepmother from cinderella
and cruella de vil well
they're not the same you know why why you know why because you don't get a pool
of infinite freedom
and jubilance from mathematical equations i i believe maybe i'm wrong maybe you
don't but right well
right but that's what i'm saying so say that to yourself about goofy and esmeralda
and donald the duck
that's right i did listen i'm going there i'm like yeah this is hilarious i'm
so much better than all
this shit but the minute i see kylo ren i was like oh he's really right fucking
there what's that guy's
name kylo ren kylo ren dude yeah kylo wars um did you did you see any of the
mascots doing like the
dougie or anything you know how it's funny when they kind of dance like no they
keep that shit locked
they only do star wars all their uh well they call dance trends sorry right
there are star wars style
dance trends but i didn't catch any but they call all of their employees even
the sort of uh people
are picking up the trash cast members okay do you think they execute those like
when they film like uh
like like i was about to say master roshi that's not a disney character um when
they film what am i
thinking of toad there was like a clip of like toad kind of like doing some
fucking dance do you think
they fucking get that that goes to disney corporate and they fucking take them
to the disney jail
slice their fucking throat because these people are like nothing to them you
know what i'm saying the
right disney treats their employees these people are just well next and they
put the
i would have little did i know because after we went i'm hearing all these rumblings
of a cast member
strike the disney employees are on strike for being mistreated being abused not
paying not being paid
enough money so if i would have known that i would have been tearing that the
millennium falcon ride a
part with my bare hands okay but i didn't know that so i had a delightful time
and i was drinking by the
way blue milk now what could that be because there's not such thing as a blue
cow you mentioned blue
ice cream on the last episode well i know the blue flavors and i didn't tell
you guys this at work
every day at about 3 p.m i've been buying this thing called blue coffee no it's
called sparkling
was talking rain sparkling blue sparkling rain talking rain sparkling ice plus
caffeine
some some say that it has 70 milligrams of caffeine perfect amount just a
little more than a diet
coke what are you talking about it's called sparkling rain that's what the
drink is it's a blue raspberry
talking rain what the fuck drink but it has there are so many drinks in the
world it's blowing my
fucking mind poppy olipop red bull sugar-free red bull let's pop into the chat
and there's even more
than that there's even more than that well they're probably in the chat i'm i'm
looking at it right
now i feel like we got to address some quite wait do you guys like it creamy
right uh yeah what are
they talking about does eric have united global services you can't that's
inappropriate don't ask that
listen um oh the joy tactics ride oh that's kind of fun oh that's an
interesting section in disney
um how many people are watching 46 oh okay oh it's getting serious yeah so now
it's getting
serious i would like a joy tactics uh like a joy tactics manual ride because i'm
tired of this
automated crap enough with the assembly line well ours would be wooden they're
tossing you around like
a shirt in the factory like a hot dog being made ours would be not be wooden
dude it would be man powered
you sit in a chair and we're just literally dragging you around like up well it
would be it'd be low
overhead too because all we need is a blindfold and us three to be in a sort of
fluorescent room at all
times you sit in a chair and we take you through a mental experience whispering
in your ear
the joy tactics mental experience experience consciousness consciousness
simulator yeah right
right you blow like weed smoke in your face like and then you get to throw a
dart at the end of your
experience you throw a dart at a world map and you get a liquor from that part
of the world as a shot
we all do shots together what if you throw it at china it's baiju you throw out
the ocean that's salt
water where's the liquor but we only have three different liquors and we like
change the dart like
after oh look it's i guess it's uh china again all right and the picture is
probably very funny
right because you know it's oh yeah a lot of these rides many of rides that i've
been on there's an
opportunity at the one of the funniest parts of the ride where they take a
picture of you so
so what do you guys feel like just so far in the live stream do you feel like
you're um it's it's a
different sort of energy do you feel like um like we could really make this pop
on like a twitch
sort of thing like what do you what are you guys feeling on live streaming in
general are we the next
kai's uh senate kai's senate senate kai's and that and that son piker yeah son
well i feel
invigorated i'd say having all these eyes on me my my lifelong dream to have
over 46 pairs of eyes
82 eyes all on me now dude it's rising it's rising crazily well here's what's
funny it brings
to mind immediately philosophical debates around time and space because the
concept of a live stream
something happening live in real time
something doesn't sit right with me about that because it's on in a sense it's
not