Name: Pizza [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
Uploaded: 2024-09-19T12:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pizza [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-19. Transcript available. Experience the full ep at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pizza [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-19. Transcript available. Experience the full ep at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Joy Tactics.
Cool, is somebody going to fucking start?
Oh, sorry, I was texting.
Are you just going to sit in silence like this?
I was just thinking, I don't know how to start this one.
I was looking at a text message.
You have no words?
I got it.
I almost have no words.
I got it.
This is one of our...
Okay, yeah.
This is the pizza episode.
You should be...
Dude, memories, opinions,
crazy, crazy things should be flowing through your brain
when the word that comes up,
when the word pizza comes up.
Are you kidding me?
Toppings.
Better ingredients, better pizza,
better joy, better tactics.
You know what's funny?
Oh, wow, I like that.
You know what's funny?
Right before this,
I watched a little video on the history of Papa John's Pizzeria.
Oh, that's nice.
And the downfall of the pizzeria
after he said that horrible word.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That was a classic setback.
That guy looks like he is
about a year away from a heart attack.
Like, if you just look at him,
like his facial features,
he looks like...
I can, like, see his inflammation
from, like, 20 feet away.
You know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
Basically, me and him have a similar body type,
but the redness factor on him is
if I ever get that red,
just stop me.
Stop me.
That's, like, alcohol, like, induced, right?
Like, he's getting, like, faded every night
now that he doesn't...
He's not, you know, Papa John.
Is Shaq Papa John?
Or am I wrong?
Shaquille O'Neal?
No, he's...
What are you talking...
Did he take over Papa John's?
Is that something that happened?
Why do I think that?
Maybe you're...
Because Shaq is, like, involved
with every business in America.
Every business.
The general.
Here's the deal.
I just was about to be like,
hell no, he's not.
But I've learned not to doubt you, Jack.
And I've learned to believe what you say
as your friend.
That's right.
So, Ethereum, just send me 6K right now.
And then I'll see you on Christmas
with a motherfucking Bugatti.
Oh, shit.
Do you guys know I check the price of Bitcoin
every single day?
And I have...
Guess how much Bitcoin I have right now.
$21.
You have 0.7 Bitcoin.
I have 0.0000000 Bitcoin.
I have none.
Oh, Nate.
Okay.
That's a surprising turn.
But I just check on it
just in case it, like,
dumps down to, like, you know,
like, something bad happens
and it's, like, down to, like, 10K.
That's when I'm coming in.
All right?
It sounds...
I'm imagining you at a Denny's
with the laptop open
not really knowing what to Google.
And whenever you tell us
that you're, like,
quote-unquote,
riding,
you're at Denny's
just checking the Bitcoin price.
I'll tell you what,
and then looking at CNN.
That ain't far off.
Whoa.
Now slow down, Airhorsey.
That was only but a teaser.
Just a little taste
of what I can only assume
is one of the most
fire podcast episodes
ever recorded.
Head over to
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Cheers.