Name: Do Loose Pants Cause Disease? - TEASER - JOY TACTICS
Uploaded: 2024-09-26T11:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do Loose Pants Cause Disease? - TEASER - JOY TACTICS' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Do Loose Pants Cause Disease? - TEASER - JOY TACTICS' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-26. Transcript available.

joy tactics all right you guys ready ready uh yeah you yeah everyone got their
drinks
everyone got their do i get my drink little snacks go get your drink right now
get something to sip i don't have a melody in mind but i want to be singing
that was a melody get your sip on girl why don't you taste that bubbly
see where it takes you get a sip of that shit and bring one to me if you don't
mind please
give me some milk and some cookies too let me dip that shit get it all wet
what is the sexual santa claus or something
put them kids upstairs and lock them away i got presents for them and a
long thing for you do you like this i'm into christian ladies by the way
i found out that you are one can you imagine getting dome in the fucking in the
sled christian
but the reindeers they're all the reindeers would have to put hey look ahead
look straight ahead
yeah you put the black lighters on all the reindeer but that one freaky that
freak reindeer rudolph
up in the front lighting lighting you up with a red light oh save this save
these for the christmas
we can't burn this stuff we can't burn this shit now not this not this stuff i'll
tell you what i could imagine
doing that but it's really crazy to really imagine that really flying through
the air with a bunch of
reindeers in front of me and well it doesn't make fucking sense no it doesn't
yeah that's why i was wondering what happened to this the iditarod
what the fuck the iditarod you know that they still use them dogs up in alaska
and
you're talking about balto yeah yeah the balto style dogs yo really quick shout
out to balto
for everything that he did getting the medicine across those snowy fields
that was balto doing that i don't know this guy it wasn't balto with a with a
team of other dogs
well i don't know but he was the one really fucking pulling the pulling them
through i don't know what
made balto so special but they got a statue of him i believe in central park
your name is balto
what's your friend what's your what's your friend's name what's your friend's
name nickney
ryan balto was an alaskan husky and sled dog belonging to a musher oh we don't
have mushers
anymore and breeder lenhard leonhard sepala that sounds like a fucking sith
lord he achieved
fame when he led a team of sled dogs driven by gunner kesen sounds like a
fucking jedi on the
final leg of the 1925 serum run i don't really get it but i get it it's like doordash
or uber eats
except with some interesting names from different times and spaces they kind of
basically
they're they're they're kind of like they stuffed him they stuffed them they
taxidermied him they
stuffed baldo to the gills they blew his where's he at let's unstuff him do
that to me when i die
please you want to get stuff taxidermy me and put me in in one of y'all's
houses in a children's
as a clown
put that in a children's hospital
you can make it trust me one day you can grow up you can look like this guy
mm-hmm i just want my presence to be felt in some way after i after i pass you
know by children
by having children no but you want to be felt by children or you want to be
felt by the world
no i don't want to be fucking that felt by children
you sick fucking freak no i'm not speaking on about that matter in that way
no i just the posthumous pedophile that's what oh shit
yo yo am i kind of doing a massage gun on the guitar sorry
imagine get imagine getting a porter uh beer from a guy looking like this
kind of like uh like a pirate it looks like a pirate style sexy pirate i didn't
say sexy
but i just said pirate the sexy pirate michael the sexy pirate
pirates must have been so fucking horny dude they must
they weren't looking for the land they were looking for pussy dude
nate well right they might have been they're so they're drinking all the time
they were drunk and you know what drinking does to the human mind is it and infuses
it it tends to active have a chemical activation with the love molecule
well that's 100 true you guys have um have i talked about the book the wager
yet
the wager by david grand uh yeah i think you have actually but well do you know
have i told
you guys a story from it where the guys the sailors crashed in these giant
ships that they were taking
over uh following the spanish armada and then they got they got fucked up
around the cape uh cape horn
you know or maybe not cape horn no no the other one cape uh the one south
american horn
south american argentina yeah they get around the bend of argentina well yeah
we'll just call it that
they shipwreck and then they're stuck in like these isolated islands off
outside uh um near chile
chile chile and then but there's native peoples that that are going between
those places you know and
they try to help them out at first but then the guys start trying to hook up
with their wives oh and
they're hooking them up with showing them how to fish for local food you know
hunt for local food
make shelter then all the sailors get all horny and try to hook up with the
wives and then the
native peoples leave them that's the danger of being horny and being a man by
the way
typical man yeah typical if you're helping somebody and then you go and you
sleep with their spouse they're not gonna just a tip they're not going to
appreciate the help that
you were giving them beforehand unless that unless they're part of the
lifestyle and you know what
lifestyle i'm talking about right euro club i do want to say we could be part
of we could be part of
the lifestyle you know what i'm talking about with just one simple choice to be
a part of it
yeah if we if we all started swinging
what are you talking about you know they call swinging the lifestyle
little pineapple on the door right right put the upside down pineapple up on my
belly with a tattoo
guess what pull that thing i'm not married yet but dude i used to you know
where i i used to work on
that island in lake erie called puttin bay yeah well it was a seasonal um
sort of destination and in the summertime people would go there so in the
winter it was just the locals
and the uh the rumor was is that all the business owners were swingers so all
the tourists and all
the people that would just come in for the seasonal work go away and then that
island would turn into
the craziest the craziest fucking sexual winter style swinging
winter swinging freak off cozy swinging fires and red wine and
oh casserole style swing and these are like old people too like people in their
50s and
they don't give a butt those would be some long fucking swinging sessions too
you know what i'm
saying because some of these old the the old the old fellas i mean they can go
pretty long you
know what i'm saying this isn't just a quick and those old guys are the type of
guys that have
the heavy piercings up in there the sexual heavy piercings oh yeah yeah the one-pound
piercing
the prince and a baby tattoo that says pig you say a henna tattoo a henna
tattoo that says pig
that stays on all year round hella henna tattoos get it done every six days
when does a uh a piercing
get so big that it like causes irreversible sort of like you know where it's
just a a hole a gaping
hole somewhere that's not that's not a piercing it's just like dog you got a
hole
in your flesh i don't and it's gonna and it's gonna maybe kill you i think i'd
imagine trying
to discover well you could think about this you could kill someone with uh half
a millimeter laser
if you get that ship pointed at the right vein at the jugular at the femoral
artery you just
point it right there see that's a tiny asshole it all depends on where the hole
is you could light
somebody up if they have to discuss well go ahead yeah no no because i'm pivot
i'm pivoting okay i
was gonna say if you had a gun that shoots bullets the size of electrons you
could just unload on people
all fucking day and they'd be fine the semi-automatic electron but you don't
know what you're because
yeah in your mind you're shooting a tiny bullet but you don't know what you're
hitting in those smaller
universes well hopefully you're hitting negative amoebas borrower style
universes well you don't know what
maybe the cities are like whatever you don't you know what i mean