Name: Shocking Gas Station Secrets Uncovered [TEASER] | Joy Tactics | Bonus Ep
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shocking Gas Station Secrets Uncovered [TEASER] | Joy Tactics | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-03. Transcript available.

joy tactics gas stations petrol yeah oh just naming them yeah tiger mart bp
shell texaco
remember texaco of course that shit looked sick bucky's oh that's the best one
pemex is that one
uh mexico circle k wow nate uh
what else we got there's like one in canada that's like elo or something
shout out to all the specialty gas stations that are doing it oh yeah that are
doing i guess we
talked i said bucky's but that's one of the prime examples that just turns the
gas station into a
mall you know right a and w what's that one in canada or do they just do
burgers that's just
ruby or a place that's burgers okay well it should be a gas station now that's
what would be cool
because a lot of gas stations they also are like we're a supermarket low key
but if there was something
else that was like we're a gas station low key if you went to footlocker and
they had a little pump
or something interesting just interesting that's all
well with the electric vehicle the onset of the electric vehicle some
fueling stations have moved to parking lots isn't that right thing that is an
interesting so the notion
the notion of gas stations the notion of fueling has geographically changed to
parking garages to
parking lots in some cases which might be the future of fuel it's changed in
many ways fuel
that really is crazy because it's not gas stations anymore it's fueling
stations fuel stations because
by the way you're not just gas stations and fuel centers are not just there to
fuel your car
with oil no i mean gas they're there to fuel you as well and to there for so
you can relieve yourself
when you have to go to the bathroom all right how about you know what oh wow
wow is that a gas station
oh yeah they have fuel there i like they have amazing sandwiches oh my god i
want to go is that
where we went in pennsylvania that's what that's that amazing this is one of
the best nights underrated
nights that i think we've had yeah was i there totally we had yeah it's when we
filmed the party
scene in our app world and then everyone went home and we stayed overnight oh
my god that was so
funny that was i was like oh i haven't drank beer like that in over a decade i
would i would say this
that whenever the three of us are alone together for six plus hours something
magical happens there's
like a magical that like when it gets into like hour like five five through
like 36 is it is
magical and then after that 36 through 72 is just hell on earth i don't want to
be around you i don't
want to fucking talk to your ass i know yeah the magic's over go on this is
gonna be a problem when
we're sitting in the citro end car you know what i mean a little tiny two door
such a fucking grumpy
little fucking bitch around you guys just my god i'm gonna be pranking you
really bad don't fucking
talk to me not in europe no something i i'm kidding it's just it's magic always
it's all magic all the
time it's way more magic but i'm because if the that's why the podcast i am
serious about
yeah six hours and
i know what about the yeah could we get to that magical
hour magic uh podcast wise
and i think we could get there quickly with a little chemical help if you know
what i mean
what types of chemicals
smirnoff ice yellow dye 12 yeah yellow dye 12 and smirnoff ice the yellow ice
yeah and kratom
yellow yellow smirnoff ice with kratom in it can you buy like red five just
online red five oh yeah
yeah it's called coal sludge you know that what's up it's the byproduct i just
saw a video of rfk
describing this you know i saw rfk talking about the snacks yeah and he
describes what yellow i think
one of the dyes he's like it's a byproduct of coal that they were like what are
we gonna do with all
this coal and then some british scientists interesting that they're british
discovered that you can
turn this into a fabric dye okay and then they used it on carpets and they said
wait what if we just
put this in fucking uh cheetos and mac and cheese to make it all yellow and uh
and turns out that this
can cause well a lot of problems health wise and you wonder why you look around
you go to texas you
look around you go to fucking iowa you look around you see all these health
problems everywhere
everyone's in the hospital everyone's sick not me i'm imagining you're doing
this on like a cnn
show as like a remote
left yeah and they're just leaving me like it's like the two to four a.m block
whoa now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just a little taste
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