Name: Discussing About Houses [teaser]
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Discussing About Houses [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Discussing About Houses [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-24. Transcript available.

joy tactics we're just rolling arena gamble we're just rolling no gambling is
not good for you wait do we need to have something that
we're discussing uh we we could do bodybuilding
let's do bodybuilding homes oh well home architecture should we leave this
part in so that people can see like just exactly how it happens i'm about to
put
in those classics then i wasn't anticipating this i'm not doing that because i
don't let
substances control my mindset all right so today spoiler alert uh-oh y'all know
what that is right
if you're watching the video milagro tequila oh yeah my bad me milagro looks
looks should we have
that at what minute mark i think of the probably when we i think we should get
really faded at
minute 55 just to keep people like five minutes of the whole thing you know
what i'm saying we're
about to get fucking fucked up out of our fucking minds that minute 55 through
one hour you know
at that last five minute chunk is gonna be a bonkers and by the way tequila and
we should figure out
let's talk to some programmers and i think it'd be really cool if we figured
out a way that you
cannot skip our videos you cannot this i don't know orange style clockwork how
did they how did
they land on orange that's what no one's been able to discover because clockwork
i get because
clockwork you know that's an obvious why it's called clockwork right orange
part orange speaking of
the books that were turned into movies wait eric don't oh he's coming back wow
someone suggested
this michael suggested this timeline critton that was me critton well you
suggested it but then also
someone else you gotta double see off the pod or i think someone just was like
yeah you gotta read
that you want me to we're gonna see how good at reading i am because you think
it's so funny
speed read it it's very funny that yeah speed read it okay
so it's about a guy named michael who goes
yeah right now a major major motion picture okay let me show you because i
noticed that y'all
waited for me to be gone to do the books episode
well which is very funny because you missed out on yeah how do you feel about
that uh i don't care
i don't feel anyway because i'm too busy you're missing the introduction i don't
need the introduction
because with context i'm going to know everything about the author i need to
know if the book's good
i don't need to read the intro right corazón okay anyone who is not shocked by
quantum theory does
not understand it what it is it said anyone who is not shocked by quantum
theory does not understand
it that's neil's board we respect give some respect to the name and then
another quote nobody understands
quantum theory chloe fineman richard fain find me my bad okay ready
also we should say this is the mildly high oh yeah oh yeah we got mildly high i
don't understand
we got we got mildly high before this we did one episode before where we were
just fully
full high which i think was maybe a disaster and uh yeah this is the like two
percent high
well it's an amazing joint it's about three percent thc about 12 cbd just as
just as joints should be
created in my mind it just made me feel pleasant and guess what the perfect
title for a chapter doesn't
show it up to the put it up to the camera doesn't
three six one three one seven say no more
you know now you want me to body it right yeah please chris hughes ran to the
edge of the cliff
and threw himself into space screaming arms and legs flailing into the sunlight
he drew the dog
oh shit he saw the door good door dog what's that door dogny well it's halfway
through man there's
probably so many contexts that you don't even know about 200 feet below snaking
through the green
countryside it was too far to fall he knew the river was too shallow there was
no question he
would die my god what's gonna happen this is gripping me you're spoiling that
you're spoiling
yeah right right right i haven't read the book yet it's not a spoiler i'm just
showing that at one
point he's high up for jumping into a river i didn't want to know that's all
you need to know
could you imagine if you're reading star wars okay the book and you're on page
star wars for the first
and you're on page 300 and it said luke you are my father uh what are i am your
father you are my
father no i am your father wait what is it and you read that part and you would
have spoiled the
whole fucking thing for everybody so you don't know what you just read my bad
if that book is about
somebody who's really high up and afraid about how deep the river is below them
then my bad i just
spoiled it it could be luke wait oh wait remember mark john revelations acts
one and two psalms
deuteronomy leviticus would y'all uh that just made me think i could see you
doing the um
what's it called when they do the freestyle you like go on and do a verse like
backpack cypher or
something you know yeah a backpack cypher i do know actually all right never
mind so we're up in my
house actually now that's what's quite interesting for everyone watching jack
is sleeping over this week
until my mom gets here on saturday nate's just uh chilling we had a little thai
food
uh things are going good for us uh career wise oh yeah should we pray real
quick oh yeah yeah
please dear god thank you for delivering us the the thai style supreme supreme
so creative how they're
merging fast food into fine delicious thai dining thank you night market sign
for being so funky with
how you do that type of food it's delicious and thank you for um keeping eric
alive i know that
this has been like a i know he's defying some sort of contract that you had for
him in this life where
he should have died many times previously and i just thank you that you're
keeping him alive for
just a little bit long that's all we need him is just for a little bit longer
that's it you can take
him just speaking of timelines this was the most rarest outcome that i would
make it this far
this was a one in 100 million shot i was supposed to die in a river trying to
save my brother
oh under the ice maybe you did dude maybe this is heaven are we still praying
are we still in the
life is a prayer if you do it right and you you can't you know you have to end
the prayer right
how do you do that by saying thank you amen amen you know what that means and
it is done
for now that's what i come back with another prayer
i didn't know you know what i'm realizing i i forget when you mix chemicals a
new effect comes
out so nicotine plus weed oh no one's ever thought of that putting dude no no
one has done that before
two leaf based ingredients yeah two leaves that ordinarily could never uh merge
together in nature that
would be incestual but when you eat them at the same time your blood becomes a
conduit for a new
molecular substance experience it is interesting to be back off of zoom again i
have never felt this
out of shape in my entire life mentally uh yeah mentally and also just just i
think when the zen hits
when i'm feeling out of shape it's the worst feeling on the planet because you're
getting zone two cardio
right now because i'm getting zone two cardio after having a tie style crunch
app supreme yeah and um
that's when you know that something's got to change should we freaking arm
wrestle we're in the we're in
like we should have a we should have an arm wrestle i think jack will destroy
yeah no i will i will not i
think eric will eric's the strongest one that's what i'm definitely gonna lose
chunky build well let's talk
about it i think eric you're the strongest nate you're the strongest mentally
and me i'm tall
right i saw you with your shirt off last night standing right over here and i
thought you're
looking built built built yeah like built like i could see the way you're
handling that kettlebell
you guys think i'm improving you're not just y'all you're just saying that i'm
trying to make me feel
better about what do you know that kettlebell right now that was crazy i could
i could fucking do it
let's go all right well maybe you guys should go no no no eric's the final boss
this is the i think
i'm gonna lose you know i did biceps today so i'm a little bit i did full body
one exercise full body
have you seen that picture have you seen this what you know how when there's a
workout machine it
shows red on the area that you're working out yeah there's a funny meme or
something where it's
like a machine that works out everything and it's all red
that's what you want you're waiting for that shit to be invented i want you
know what you should
have to feel your friend's power every once in a while i know and by the way uh
arm wrestling is
one of the most addictive activities because once you see arm wrestling wait
everybody wants to do it
or is it this no no no no no it's this okay you got hey hey hey look at this
look at him he's
sorry trying to cheat you see this right how so because your wrist is all all
yeah bent over it's
got to be straight right are you gonna ref this you know yeah yeah all right
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah please please stop talking to me
you know i'm friends with the greatest arm wrestler on the planet devin larrett
but i've watched a video
for me he's kind of a bully devin larrett yeah no he's playing a character he's
not a bully he's a
very sweet guy he's a military uh oh if he's military than i respect it canadian
military by the way so
don't those are the real so here's what i want to say before this is the is
throwing your body weight
to it no no none of that so it's just got to be pure this is the only movement
you can do
my elbow hurts the computer's falling asleep
all right ready wait are we recording we're recording we're recording through
the computer
christ all right that made me nervous all right eric do something all right on
the count of three
begin to arm three two one on the count of three one two three begin to arm
wrestle east coast style
east coast style all right all right guys i want a fair fight no fucking no
fighting dirty
please keep it real elbows stay on the table okay one two three
wow wow
i'm sensing i don't understand how this is like physically possible
it's a stalemate it's a complete just take me down dude if you can take me down
just do it
i can't i literally can't is this a draw and you have to this might be a dead
draw no there's something
going on i'm trying so try hard try hard i don't know which way to push