Name: The Notion of Burgers or 2024 Election Analysis [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus EP
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Notion of Burgers or 2024 Election Analysis [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus EP' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-07. Transcript available.

joy tactics so kamala you didn't swing that thing did you she didn't swing the
states
it's funny how that started as a golf i don't even know what the origin was of
it but
it's i think it had something to do with golfing if she could golf but it's
very pertinent to
the swing state um sort of you know what i'm saying well man of course can't
she swing the state
can't she swing that thing being pennsylvania and in reality you could never
swing all of
pennsylvania because it's i don't mean to be literal but it's a giant fucking
piece of land
you have to be a fool to think you could swing it um but i of course know what
you mean by that boat but
uh no to to say that to say that golf is not political i challenge you to bring
up any topic
and have it not be full of politics everything is political whether it's garden
fresh salsa sun chips
right you think this isn't political look at the first ingredient whole corn i
bet if you google
ceo of whole corn you're gonna find some fucking secret army in the middle of mianmar
speaking of
speaking of i will say there is i think one i think i found one positive of the
trump presidency
because i'm always trying to this is joy tactics right we're trying to see the
positive in everything
right even the things that are dark that are sadistic that are evil we can find
the joy in that
right jack yeah of course i can so i can find the joy in anything i can find
the joy in it being 80
fucking degrees outside in november in new york i can find the joy in getting a
fucking mosquito bike
find the joy in they didn't have the cool the cool type of gatorade so i had to
drink this busted ass
lemon power raid crap right right but what i was uh saying was um you know rfk
is the whatever the
health secretary or something right okay and i i i really do think this i think
he's gonna get
the red dye out of he was just saying i'm gonna get the red dye out of fruit
loops all right i think
he's gonna do that and i think that's the one thing that we can that he's gonna
get some he's gonna get
like red dye 17 out of like doritos and i know you don't like that jack and
that's what you kind of
that's like your taste buds are like adapted to crave those dyes but um can you
hear me jack are you
i can't there was there was an internet glitch but um that's back we're back
why am i not surprised
by that as soon as we talk about politics why it's literally it's never when we're
talking about the
notion of burgers is it it's never that when the when the interruptions that it's
never when we're
talking about the different sorts of mike and ike's versus you know um bubblegum
you know what i'm
saying it's only when we're talking about the real shit it's never when we're
talking about whether it's
more fun to party at the ohio state frats versus the as lsu frats whoa now slow
down there horsey
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