Name: Soda Beverage Organic Topic Discovery [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Soda Beverage Organic Topic Discovery [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-19. Transcript available.

joy tactics so today we're talking about different kinds of soda
oh all right yeah um somebody's like i'll give joy tactics one last chance
like that one fucking last chance to hook me everyone's fucking talking about
this shit
i'm gonna give it one more fucking episode and i'm fucking out if they talk
about fucking soda
or fucking i'm done dude well you're forgetting about all the different men and
women who maybe
have gone sober and redirected their obsession with alcohol to soda and they
have rare root beers
and rare sprites and different style of mr pibbs and by the way they're crying
because they're
finally being seen sorry no no and this is jack for those who still don't
fucking understand the
difference between me and nate it's very very different nate's wait real quick
nate say like
hello you know i'm saying hello this is nate um uh yeah hello me hello hi hello
um you see the
difference very different very very different yeah but you're talking to
somebody before you shit all
over soda who used to be a professional soda jerk so don't disrespect it
because a soda what a soda soda
what a jerk dude it's not so similar to the nasty shit that you guys are
thinking about
phosphates egg creams dude you used to jerk off fucking you can't jerk soda off
man bottles is that
what you that's not the type of podcast i want to be dude i want to talk about
litigation i want to talk
about air rated uh water that sounds like a note buster short story is this the
soda jerker
without bust out the egg cream last night i dreamt in black and white
can i say that rare soda interest is a red flag that is a bright red flag
rare soda except for i'll just say it this way because when i was a child i
feel like i didn't
have too many indulgences all right uh we had the fat-free milk we had fat-free
cookies we had the
we had um basically sugar-free uh ice cream busted at skinny cow ice cream
sandwiches but once in a
while on thanksgiving my mom would let me go and get a four pack of blue
raspberry jones soda remember
that of course and i would i would just sit there and sip that thing so slow
kind of like show people
i was drinking it show the crazy pictures that they had on that shit i
submitted pictures to be on the
jones soda company bottles remember you could do that oh no i don't but i
remember that there were
pictures on them jones soda they had all their pictures like in black and white
on the on the uh
on that you don't remember jones soda no i know jones soda all right i'm
curious about the photo uh uh
beyond the bottle that was like a contest or something people there's always
different photos on jones
soda but well yeah well we'll we'll uh i'll show you after this talking shit
about soda addict like soda
people and then we're all immediately so invested in it well now that i think
about it now that i think
about it i'm rocking with dr brown's so here we go dr brown's but that's not
rare soda i'm talking
about the sodas that you go to a candy store and there's all these like corn
flavored soda yeah yeah
like well dr brown's has celery dude yeah but that is the best that is the shit
though celery that's a
deli staple all right that's not a soda listen celery soda a tuna sandwich and
hal's jalapeno
chips and then you go back to work as a copywriter in 1971 whoa now slow down
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