Name: 2025 Revealings I Think - TEASER
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '2025 Revealings I Think - TEASER' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-26. Transcript available. full x rated video at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '2025 Revealings I Think - TEASER' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-26. Transcript available. full x rated video at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics so you have a social security uh number on your your head i do i
won't reveal
all them two two three two three one seven eight spoiler alert you're never
gonna know
somebody jacked this oh so it's not oh no it is no no because there wouldn't be
three numbers in
the middle dude yeah yeah that's just like a phone wait really yeah oh dude i
did it wrong
so wait you've been going around your whole life wearing that hat saying yo
this is some fucking
idiot's fucking social security number i did this yesterday i ironed the i ironed
a social
security number onto my hat i won't say who's and i can't say who's because i
don't know who's it is
can we thank call this number somebody type this in just type it's a phone
number it's not even a
social somebody type it in let's thank let's thank them let's find out who they
are wait wait how many
how many numbers are at the end jack bing bing it's a phone number 100 it's one
too long it's one digit
too long wait how many numbers are at the final move yeah wait and then turn it
now that's a number
that's a that's a yo you're getting twisted that is a phone number call that
fucking wait number now
are there four numbers on the are there four numbers on the yes it's it's no no
it's three three
four so you're telling me i accidentally ironed on someone's fucking phone
number onto my head
you gotta be kidding me wait a second you put those letters you put those uh
those numbers on there
i ironed them on to here yesterday
now i'm pissed too oh my god maybe this is like a so much memento style thing
and actually
actually this is a sign from future jack of a number to call well the idea was
that bit style number
damn it fuck i can't believe i did too many digits i wonder if i ever would
have noticed that
nope probably not because it's a good idea if you get lost just tell people
what's a phone number
what's that oh now i can tell people it's a phone number yeah but it
i have to redo it or i could just take one of the numbers off and then it's
done
but the formatting is not right fuck
well today we're talking about aliens no no no not just no no because we've
talked about that
well we're talking about before no no we're talking not about aliens we're
talking about
the government's the government presuppositioning you with the idea
and the notion that there are aliens amongst us yeah just get for what purpose
well we're being
toyed with mentally
mentally and physically we are being toyed with we're and i'm sick of it with
chemicals in our food
we're being toyed with propaganda on our phones
and they don't sexy celebrities tempting us at every corner
oh yeah
luigi manzioni
because
i i almost want to tell the government like
just ask bro at this point just ask what do you want you want a little more
money you want to raise the budget just ask me dude
you don't have to go around yeah yeah i got you doing all these false flags
just ask
i got you what do you want and you want to do it without hiking up so without
hiking up taxes
you want to just put out a fucking put out content to the good this is what i
say to the government put out a podcast that is the u.s government podcast
yeah get a patreon entertain watch that number go up and up and up like the
like tactics
create content the u.s government is not creating any content not one piece of
one not one skit
not one funny sketch nothing
well that's what you think that's what you think but the cia have their dirty
little fingers stuck in all type of tom cruise pies
but that's the top gun dude
maverick
mission impossible
this is what i'm talking about
it's garland iraq movie
they got fingers in everything they have a podcast they have the joe rogan
experience
they have they haven't gotten to us yet but they'll have us one day
and it's like just make your own that's all i'm saying is let's get the honesty
out there radical honesty
and i think the government will be shocked how willing to support them that all
these people are when they just tell the truth
and you guys i'll just say this
yeah i had a
i had a very dark meeting on capitol hill the night before i got hired on uh
on the new show
i'll just put it that way
and i had to sign some very lengthy documents
about what i would be writing about and what type of ideas
and ideals i would be promoting
so i'll just say i can confirm
you're in a sci-up for sure
very real
that is a sci-up
i asked to be in it
you can sign up
anyone can sign up
to volunteer sci-up
to engage in a sci
that is i would say that is my dream job
is to be in the cia screenwriting department
where they have to send in the scripts
and there's somebody in the cia who knows
something about screenwriting
okay
and they have to go through entire scripts
and
pick out you know the parts of the script
that they don't want in
that they want to add in
wouldn't that be a fun fucking job
i'd be amazing
to say you're in the cia too
yeah that's basically
i bet you would have been one of those fools
that stabbed the fuck out of caesar as well
on his birthday in the senate
just saying
just saying
if you want to do that
you're down to betray all real americans
well today we're talking about the 2025 disclosures
and if you're tapped into
the news basically
you know that 2025 is going to be
one of the darkest years economically
financially
spiritually
mainly spiritually
and there's going to be events that happen
that are going to shock
america and the globe to its core
where we are going to really see
what are we truly made of
and there's going to
it's going to be a turning point
for humanity
i'll put it like this
because you know when you go into a room
that's pretty dark
and you go
damn this
it's pretty dark in here
but then you go into an even darker closet
and you think
okay this is really dark
and then you go into an even darker crawl space
and you think
now this is pitch black
we're essentially getting into the crawl space this year
in terms of darkness
if that helps people understand
where we're headed
i'm happy to do
that helps
yeah
so i mean
and here's the thing
light you know
in the vacuum of space
if you held out a candle
there's not even oxygen
so the candle won't even light
so don't even bother
that's what i'm saying
you're saying
hunker down
let yourself freeze in the vacuum of space
in darkness
and let let let this shit just happen
nothing we can do
i'm ready for a fact
i do think we gotta take everybody from joy tactics
and
the times are coming
that we're gonna have to start thinking
very seriously about
i mean
maybe
maybe next year
we start doing this over
cv radio
over electronic hand crank radio
instead of on the waves
because
we don't control these
could we get a radio station
like
a radio
number
because the radio
when i'm
piecing through the radio
in my car
i'm like
these people have a fucking station
like
who the fuck is listening to this
right
this is crazy
it seems like
it's
they're just handing them out
handing out numbers
one of
we should do like
we
i bet we could get
103.2
easily
yeah
something like that
imagine we move to new mexico
near roswell
let's say
be close to the action
we get a busted old
one story
radio station
with one of them old towers
with the red blinking light
we get a fridge full of micheleb ultra
thousands of micheleb ultras
we get
a bunch of turkey
a bunch of cheese
tortillas
mayo
mustard for turkey roll ups
and we just
wait this shit
out
and talk to the people
together
everyone is like
has these radios
they're trying to like
tune in for like
signals of like
when water's coming
and food
and they're just listening to us
talk about like
panties
and
panties
cheese
yeah
we'll do the panty year
where we just desect
the panty industry
from all angles
we all sleep in a
california king bed
together
every night
like the
grandparents from
charlie and the chocolate factory
wouldn't be so bad
wouldn't be so bad
i'm tempted to just
start cremating myself
one body part at a time
right now
just get it
get ahead of it
the multi-year cremation
the two decade cremation
i'll just
burn a little bit
burn a piece of my hand off
start spreading myself around
because i don't want my spirit
to be in one place
so i don't want to be
my left arm
i'll put those ashes somewhere