Name: Looking Ahead [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
Uploaded: 2025-01-02T13:00:46.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Looking Ahead [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-01-02. Transcript available.

Joey Tactics.
When was the first time y'all got some head?
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Yo.
The Patreon episode?
Yeah.
Wow.
Alright, let's dig in.
Wait, mine was crazy.
Can I go first?
I know that's not what we're talking about today, and I, uh, you know, I don't
even talk
like this.
Yo, welcome to the head episode.
2025 is about to be different.
I'm picking all the topics for this year.
We're taking the shit X-rated.
It's different types of positions, and yeah, we got, and yeah, if you think
head is crazy,
just wait until the fucking, the backshots episode.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
No, it's funny.
I mean, it's funny to joke about this, but I didn't sign up to be talking so
dirty like
this.
I never said I would be down for that, so, I mean.
Eric was like, let's make, let's do the making love episode.
Yeah, right.
I was like, fuck you, bitch.
We're talking about head, man.
I don't make love.
I get head.
Starting the year off on a strong note, I must add.
Yeah.
I must add.
No, I've done that shit many times.
I'll just put it this way.
That's happened to me many times.
Brain.
So, I guess we're looking ahead, aren't we?
Looking ahead.
Yeah, right, right.
Right, that's what we're actually on.
Looking ahead to the future.
Record time, by the way.
Look at that.
Hardly less than two minutes where we've brought up what we're talking about.
Right.
No, yeah, we're being very direct this year.
Right, because we're trying to get, what is it actually again?
Looking ahead.
We're trying to look ahead.
We're looking ahead.
You can never get ahead.
You can only be where you are, and ahead will always be in the distance.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Because ahead doesn't even exist, right?
Right.
You can only look to it and visualize it, because what do we have?
It's a notion.
The present moment.
Right.
But how do you put that in terms of ahead or not?
Well, you don't even want to get into this, but time isn't what we think it is.
I'll just put it that way.
Stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no, I'll just put it, I'll just put, I'll leave it there, but time isn't
what we
think it is.
Well, time is an inch.
Anybody who knows me knows that I say time is an inch.
It's not real.
It's an inch.
It's a measuring system.
It's a, we're time truthers.
Well, the, oh shit, the time truth, uh, uh, committee.
Wow.
The, the, the, the YA series that Nate writes and gets seven sales.
Dude, not seven.
Whoa.
Now slow down there, horsey.
That was only but a teaser.
Just a little taste of what I can only assume is one of the most fire podcast
episodes ever
recorded.
Head over to patreon.com slash joy tactics now to unlock this crazy ass fucking
episode
while simultaneously getting in at the ground floor of an exclusive community
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individuals using positivity to change the world.
Cheers.