Name: Reality TV with Edy Modica | Joy Tactics Podcast | Ep. 104
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Reality TV with Edy Modica | Joy Tactics Podcast | Ep. 104

welcome everybody today we have an amazing guest you know them from jury duty
you know
them from going on tour sharing buying tickets and seeing it um
it's ed fucking the italian modica oops welcome to joy tactics the podcast
dedicated to all things
joyful joyous and meeting as many celebrities as humanly possible hosted by eric
rahill
nate veroni and jack bensinger enjoy thank you for having me so much guys oh of
course so tell us
about your live show like what is it like like what can people expect i'm
talking for an hour
amazing you are you doing any morning tv things no they haven't asked me to do
that yet
well it'll come it'll come did you you did one jack right i did one with sarah
i scared the
fuck out of them they were genuinely really fearful that i was there where was
it you know what to do
with you that was in st louis i think oh jesus i'm going there that is respect
prayers for st louis
for everybody my heart goes out to you or whatever but i would be um feeling
insane if i lived there
are you it's basically jurassic park for humans
they have that sick museum there the city museum oh you gotta go edie you've
been i've been oh my
you can like climb in the walls into an airplane up in the yes i was imagine
being a child there
i can't i mean it's just too amazing to think about are you flying around ed or
will
will you be driving across the country dude are you who's coming with you honey
yeah wow blue time
that's sick what are you guys uh are you what car are you taking i don't even
know yet i don't know
a hummer you gotta get a fucking truck if you guys got a truck that would be
awesome
shit are you gonna make it a documentary like uh
we're at yeah my friend lena is coming for the second half and she wants to
film
wait that's cool out of it i'm excited we love lena me too wow so ed what you
you brought up a
topic to us when we um when we're talking on zoom you want to talk about
reality tv today or maybe
television television i just watch a lot what have you been watching recently
um i'm watching the
traders yeah that's what i'm literally watching it right now you are yeah okay
i wasn't sure if you
guys partook i love the bloody traders it's incredible are you have you seen
all the country's
seasons no i've only seen america you haven't seen the uk i've heard uk is the
best because it's
it's got normies yeah i like the fact that it's like i love when i'm describing
traders to
someone who hasn't seen it and i get to say that it's it spans across all
reality tv yeah
like i love that they needed to do that years ago bring in everyone it's the
avengers
for the marvel fans so many like i was watching just this past episode the like
horde of them walking through the church i'm like there are so many that world
is vast bro
every time they get to the first round table i'm literally like who the fuck is
that i don't i've
never seen that person like i know everyone damn i'm excited by so many and robbie
hoffman's
girlfriend's up on there yes she's cute wow who's that gabby's she's kind of
doing great yeah gabby
gabby's doing her thing in there i had i didn't really know her from her season
of the bachelor
but right she is like likable af yeah yeah she is i mean and you know who i can't
fucking let me
just put it this way what's his name boston rob give me a break he's absolutely
just that's
you eric that is you i'm not boston rob is that a person from another from
survivor oh okay i thought
his name was rob boston boston rob that's my problem is boston boston ass rob
would you be a traitor ed
or would you want to be a faithful um i would want to be a traitor because i
think or like i think it
would just be fun but i think you'd be a good traitor i do because i think i
could get people
to like me yeah but i also like bob the drag queen was yeah a traitor um right
but he was like he was
laying it on so thick and i really thought he would have a better like yeah he
would be able to temper
himself wait i haven't gotten there yet oh oh spoilers it's okay it's okay you're
watching it i'm
only two episodes in oh my god well you know that it's okay it's okay i don't
all right literally i
have no more all right so much he was acting like he was doing the most no when
he walks in okay
spoiler alert he's a fucking traitor okay you already know he's a traitor wow i
know he's a traitor
that's episode one type shit but bob when he when bob comes into the first like
after the first night
of murders and then walks into the breakfast and everybody's in there and bob
goes like this
yeah it's like but you didn't learn anything from that wait jack do that again
do that again do
that are you gonna fucking are you gonna fucking no you just especially look
like mugatu when you do that
hold on let me get it go full mugatu
holy shit yeah wow got to transformation
holy you can derelict my balls
remember that that told me that will ferrell had crazy range that we weren't
aware of
and i knew that at fucking 10 years old when i saw zoolander
i've always felt like i can see right through will ferrell
what do you see through really what do you see i don't think there's a darkness
i don't know what an insecurity
you think he's insecure really for me but he's so but he makes my ass
elf yeah he's elf ed i mean i don't want this to be the case but more cowbell
what is that what
does that do for you though when you when you think to yourself like all right
i see right through
this punk ass bitch he's insecure he couldn't last one day trying to make
friends on the beach playing
volleyball he's got no riz he smells like shit probably under that shirt do you
does it make
you not like him or does it make you want to help him i'm saying no i don't
want i don't have time
for him wow can i tell you guys my something really corny what what my first
ever i think time
performing on stage which was when i was a freshman in college i had a more cowbell
i need more cowbell
t-shirt from like kohl's and i wore it during the improv show wow no no that's
sweet because i was
like i want like i've worked all throughout high school it was so like tatted
up and i was like some
like good like keep him alone energy or something i want will ferrell to
nate before nate is like throwing in new ass words all the time before he was
like one joke i saw last
night that made me basically crackle i wasn't crackling at anything i'm like ll
cool j dude i'm
inventing new words that go into the lexicon tatted up saying words wrong no
that's definitely not edie
your shirt wasn't tattered it was tatted yeah oh that's just like an accent
wait when i saw more cabbell for the first time i was watching it like this
i couldn't believe that people could have humor like that i had never seen it
like that let me show
you rami malek's snl sketches let me show you them oh bro please you will be
doing that once again
trust me mr malik mr malik that dude's that i think has an alcohol problem you
think he's a certified oh
oh basic based off of what we saw in graham norton when we were in scotland be
careful what you say
eric i have one listen what'd you say you have one i have a problem with
alcohol and that's that i'm
not drinking until march really well yeah taken after we went to london i was
having beer every day
and i got back and i thought let me take a break yes let me chill out and it's
feeling great it's
feeling basically amazing yeah but ed you're good with alcohol you'll have one
beer i don't even drink i
don't really drink i'm on the greenery you're on the pure green yeah what's
your what please go off
she's talking about about this she means weed no trust me i'm familiar with uh
strain
style yeah i don't want to say how i know but yeah i know a thing or two about
that
like i use it as an it's reacts as an upper for me that's amazing like i'll i
go out and drink a diet
coke and smoke some weed or take an edible and i'm like the energy that i feel
like i'm talking to
everybody i'm interested in listening to them as well conversations are flowing
it's a medication
i love medicine i love thinking about you and chase in your house eating
smoking weed and watching tv and
talking shit that's got to be the best most all we do experience of all time my
boyfriend recently was
like you he was like maybe um you don't watch tv during the day like i think
that that's maybe like
a sign of depression like maybe just maybe tried not watching like maybe like
just watch it at night
because i had like a week where i watched like eight full series or i was just
allowing myself i
would wake up in the morning and start watching tv and then just you know kind
of do it all day
and i've stopped doing that during the day what have you replaced that with
work writing career
writing work jury duty fan fiction that you're writing under another name
me and ronald
i want to push back on chase's notion because you have achieved an amazing
opportunity to live
the way that god wanted you to live which is not fucking obsessing and grinding
every single day
if i want to fucking fuck off i am able to do this thing what's wrong with that
that is invalidated
because chase is not my boyfriend yeah jack get what did i say chase yeah yeah
i said chase
chase is edie's friend and roommate dude i know i flipped the script on
accident
i'm inventing a new way of speaking about things that makes you think
listen i gotta say this i i have been chilling last two weeks and what i'll do
in the morning
i'll play this for about at 7 a.m i'll crack this thing on a cup of coffee no
problem feeling great
i don't even fuck what do you play on there call of duty recently
in the morning yeah that's when i'm the sharpest that's when i'm the craziest
reflexes when dudes
play hella video games is that fucking pathetic or is that awesome and be
careful you know what
audience is listening because you know that we are gamers okay no i have i
think i have a nuanced
opinion because i used to think it was like i would just write it off but then
i've sat so much of my
life was spent sitting with a group of boys watching them play video games and
because i wanted to be
like a cool girl um and i saw for the first time like uh it's like you it's
almost like you're playing
in a movie like you're a character and it was like something with a detective
alan wake i really don't know but that was the first time i was like oh this is
kind of cool
it's like life it's like life it's like life exactly i i need to say this i've
been being
fooled by these instagram reels that says uh it's it'll say like new york 1979
and it's a video of
people in new york and it looks 110 real it's ai and it's it's stitched
together pictures from the
past and put it in color and it looks like a movie set but no it's pure ai and
i'm thinking
in five years we're gonna be able to be in those words ourselves walking around
two one that is
such a funny uh like conclusion to draw from something that could like cause a
fucking global catastrophic war like fake like president we could be in the
game presidential
messages and you're like dude but fucking i could be chilling with spyro
i love spyro but i really think before we die we'll be in a vr video game
realistic enough to what we
can like shoot someone and it'll feel fully real like we just shot someone in
real life
emotionally and vr gta yeah i don't know what i mean more about them using like
i rarely think about
the repercussions like with war or like real things i think about like someone's
gonna put out a naked
picture of me or like of celebrities yeah they're gonna have to like be like it's
not me like right
really fighting but i mean who would this could it could maybe bring on a wave
of uh nudity
acceptance in a way where it's like yeah guess what maybe clothes don't matter
because you could put
me in an image generator and see my my six-inch thing for free so maybe
congratulations by the way in general
six-inch thing free.com
um you've been in jury duty you've been in
shrinking you've be