Name: Stop that [teaser]
Uploaded: 2025-03-20T11:01:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stop that [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stop that [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-20. Transcript available.

joy tactics enough it's enough stop it's enough stop you're done you've gone
too far you've
burned too many fucking bridges and you better stop before you burn this one go
home hang it
in reverse not worth it in reverse terry don't do not remember that nah what's
that that's uh
shit what's his name will forte telling somebody not to jump off a building do
not do that do not
what is it and how does this one go i can't stop living man l-i-v-i-n
you know that no all right what else
the concept of stopping i love this topic for discussion because
it's a hard one to face and challenges are things that i like to do to myself
so is there anything in my life that i need to stop right now
no i've stopped everything bad i've stopped you have self-talk i think i have
what about the
gambling that's not a bad thing i said i said negative gambling is a good thing
because it's
reframing my entire life of positivity right for some it's a way to socialize
when when the hell
would i it crosses language barriers i'm sitting with a chinese guy i'm sitting
across from a guy
from egypt all three of us don't speak any the same language hardly but we're
all giving laughing and
hugging each other giving each other handshakes at the blackjack table giving
each other advice
yelling at me not to keep fucking up
sometimes you get i bet that casinos were one of the first places that were
like
uh there was interracial mixing you know what i'm saying in the united states
it probably started there remember the remember the casino we went to
in liverpool oh yeah yep that was that was definitely diverse extremely diverse
we need i've been
realizing we need to start playing pie gal now what's pie gal it's a gambling
game with dominoes dude
can you handle that can you handle dominoes or can you just do cards and slots
cards and slots is all you think i do bro and dice bro of course dice meanwhile
i got the kitty
paw zombie the kitty yeah um i'm playing dice like fucking crazy and kingdom
come kingdom come
deliverance to my video game can you just whip it at someone and kill them
because it's a video game
you could do whatever you want in that thing it's a sandbox game put it that
way total freedom
dude in the future a of ai video games you're gonna be like you know if there's
like voice commands
and you're playing zelda you say you know what make my fucking horse a
skateboard and give me the
you know write down b special grinding and then you could fucking grind on ganondorf's
head you know
what i'm saying you're imagining true true sandbox i'm imagining a limitless
matrix style video game
where you can engineer it as you play wow wow engineer live blendering like you're
you're creating it in
blender as you play it wow you could call it jackbox games wow jack what about
jackbox.tv what if i did
call that because it's also a tv show i need to give a shout out to a video
game real quick what is it
dale and dawson it's on steam and i was playing this game with my friends and
it's basically it's a it's
basically a ripoff of among us with like busted graphics but you just are in a
office and you have
you have to like do tasks you have to get on the computer you have to send
emails and then the
manager has to suss out who's the slacker so there are slacker tasks like you
can take a shit in the
bathroom you can smoke cigarettes you can drinking coffee is a slacker task and
if you see another
worker doing well this is i i didn't invent the rules of this game but it is
quantified as a slacker
task in this universe but that game is quite fun because it's proximity chat
and you know you just
never know who you're going to be playing with on steam like it's just damn
should i get this
should i get it it's only like six bucks it's so fun for the asus rog ally x
yeah by the way i cannot i i i know i was dogging on you so hard about the asus
rog ally x right
i am so jealous so jealous that you have this because the steam deck is a
fucking piece of shit
fucking machine dude that thing is fuck oh god i want to chuck it out a fucking
window dude
well the steam deck is for the indie gamers and the emulators right that steam
deck is for the 39
year old men playing pokemon red all juiced up with mods we are more sort of
like good graphics
gamers call of duty style gamers resident evil style gamers all right so if you're
good if you do this
5 a.m thing nate till july i'm if i do it i am doing it should we tell people
uh should we tell
what's going on every single let's let's jack doesn't have a goal yet jack
doesn't have a goal
no he does i do what is it no no i'm still up in the air you guys have a good
explain what you got
going on all right so me and eric made a pact at the gym right eric has to lose
20 pounds by his
birthday pounds by july when's your birthday eric july 16th 1992 july 16th so
we have about
how many months is that four months april may june july bro it's actually
fucking coming five months
four and a half four and a half months okay four months eric has to lose 20
pounds and i have to
wake up at 5 a.m every day some would say mine is a lot harder and uh wait but
what if you have a
good night the night before you have you still have to get up at 5 a.m yeah
yeah it's ruthless
no no no no i don't see the value in you i have to and i'm two days in and i've
been killed and i've
been absolutely obliterating this fucking goal and eric how have you been doing
man not how you
been doing i need to stop my lifestyle here's the fucking problem dude when
things are going good
when life is good and the guinness is flowing and people are coming over for
dinner and the
pot roast is being made layla's making porridge i mean jesus christ it's so fun
we're having snacks
i'm shaking life isn't fun i know but and but that's what gives me the most joy
in life
is having those moments and then the next morning i wake up and like want to
fucking take the fucking
glock out and make a brain slushy but and then i think to myself i need to go
monk mode for 75 to
100 days go very serious about this start making content about it and monetizing
my lifestyle changes
but it's called the ray hillian cycle right there is a it's an endless loop of
party oh i have amazing
we're having an amazing time that everything and then too i hate my life i hate
myself how do i hate
my body and then you go and then it goes back up to the fucking thai food the
to the the liquor the
cocktails back down to the yeah it's the fucking the boiler makers that i need
to stay away from
it's a boiler maker with a bit of call of duty black op 6
here's the diagnosis from from the outside help me uh what i'd say
is uh a couple things for one i don't think this is fair i think eric you're
being challenged to do
something out of your nature and nate you are doing something that you're
pretty good at like
no so you can't hold on a second man you gotta listen you can't just keep
telling me what to do bro
oh yeah by the way stop stop and you're dressed like a smurf by the way all
right now listen to me