Name: Tattoos [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tattoos [TEASER] | Joy Tactics Podcast | Bonus Ep' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-27. Transcript available.

Joy Tactics.
Did you have a song you wanted to sing here?
Oh yeah, it goes like this.
Her name is Noelle.
I had a dream about her.
She rings my bell.
You know this song?
Have we begun?
Got gym class in half an hour.
Oh, how she rocks.
This feels like we've begun.
Kids in tube socks.
She doesn't know who I am.
Since she doesn't give a damn about me.
Now take it to the next level.
Cause I'm just a...
Go ahead.
You got it.
I don't know what I was feeling there.
I was feeling some type of remix.
Her name is Britney Spears.
She doesn't know that we're about to...
She doesn't know who I am quite yet.
But...
Alright, now go political parody.
Okay, Jesus Christ.
Her name is Hillary Clinton.
She ruined the whole future of the entire world.
Alright, enough.
Alright.
Yeah.
Well, it's true.
Well, it's true, man.
What she did in 2016, it makes me fret.
Fret and frown.
And it makes me...
You know what it makes me?
It makes me feel plumb out of luck.
Plumb out of luck.
You keep saying that.
You keep saying you're plumb out of luck.
Well, I am plumb out.
Have you guys heard this version of the song?
There remain no way.
I have a dream about it.
She wins my bell.
I got you...
Oh, my God.
Isn't that fucking sick?
Waking your kid up from a pancreatitis surgery to that song?
No, this is like...
You made it.
In our TV show, this is what happened.
One of the most popular teenagers dies at the high school.
And we're, of course, playing the parents of the teenagers.
And it's a montage where the parents are breaking the news to their kids that
one of their fucking
friends died.
Wait, how'd they die?
I don't know.
A boat accident or something worse.
Once I think of something worse than that.
Tornado.
Yeah, it does have...
Remember that SNL sketch?
What'd you say?
Oh, when you only went when...
I remember...
I was playing that shit.
I put that on my MySpace somehow.
Yorma was addicted to crack.
Smoking crack when they wrote that.
Was he really?
Yeah, I just heard that.
I heard that.
Is that true?
I don't want to fucking glorify a drug addiction, but that's fucking sick.
It's therapeutic.
Don't make me talk about how it's therapeutic.
People do have posted videos of them doing it therapeutically.
I'm sure somebody had went up to Yorma at some point and was like, dude, what
are you
guys smoking to come up with this shit?
And he had to be like, yeah, like...
I actually like crack.
I actually crack, dude.
It's funny to you, isn't it?
It's funny to you.
You guys are soft.
Yo, are you guys watching that cartoon show?
What is it called about the mushroom?
Curious...
Oh, you're talking common side effects.
Yeah.
Everyone keeps talking about this show.
Hey, watch that shit.
You're not ready for it, man.
Not with your ties in the pharmaceutical industry.
Be ready to have your ideas shaken about what big medicine's all about.
Fucking dumb.
Is it funny?
Yeah, it's funny, but it's more actually thought-provoking.
It's just a good show.
It's just...
It's a mystery.
And you know what?
It's the only TV show that I like to watch the intro.
When the intro comes on, that intro sequence, I go, hmm.
That feels like God's breathing on my head.
Damn.
God's breath.
Wait, what?
There's a flower called, like...
There's a flower.
Lamb's breath?
Dragon's breath.
No, no.
Do you know the flower called lamb's breath?
Um, let me check if I've seen that before.
Damn.
We need to be talking about different flowers more.
Oh, we need to be talking about protozoa.
Oh, no.
Excuse me, bro.
Lamb's breath, bro.
Of course I would make this mistake.
Lamb's breath is a sativa strain.
Whoa.
Now slow down there, horsey.
That was only but a teaser.
Just a little taste of what I can only assume is one of the most fire podcast
episodes ever
recorded.
Head over to patreon.com slash joy tactics now to unlock this crazy ass fucking
episode
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Cheers.