Name: Sunshine Of The Smiles [teaser]
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sunshine Of The Smiles [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-10. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sunshine Of The Smiles [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-10. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics tell me tell me one thing that you're gonna do to take a little
optimization away
and have a little more fun tell me now one thing i could be binging i could be
binging um
sort of uh studio ghibli movies or something like that you know studio ghibli
movies you know
can i say watching two back to back that's that's that's lethargic you know
right but can i say a
pet peeve that i have of people that are unemployed like that don't have
regular jobs i guess
is the people who kind of do like movie homework in the mornings like you know
what i woke up at
about 10 a.m put on a studio ghibli film took some notes you know what i mean
that
what's what that's a you're saying that's a type of person i think that is a
type of person we know
people like that that watch films like that we know people who are waking up at
6 a.m and watching
children's films and taking notes and you're sick of that type of person yeah i
just feel like there
is a person out there that does that and i can't stand that is it nate are you
talking about nate so
you're sick of people um trying to grow their skill set and um i am fucking
sick of that damn it's
enough we have more skills than we need don't you think we need to be specializing
again and not being
jack of all trades anymore my name's in that one jack
so sunlight sunlight exposure sunlight can i give a warning about that yeah it
is very obvious the
metaphor because all life comes from the sun but guess what obviously you fly
too close you're getting
your wax wings are getting melted and you're getting exploded because it's a nuke
but also if you stay
out in the sunlight too long you get literally a burn bro you literally get uv
burns which is different
from a uh topical burn burn and i think god has done that for a reason god has
done everything
for a reason why do you think he invented sunburns
because god wants to find balance the universe is on one constant journey of
equilibrium
and nothing can be good in perpetuity
all right so margot robbie or fucking emily radikowski
damn what is the worst that you guys have ever been sunburnt oh shit damn what
is the worst sunburn
oh shit man don't bring this up bro here we go this is a patreon episode right
okay dude so my belly was so pink um i've never had the like i've never had the
level third grader
walks back into class from the cayman islands with right can that haunt you
like later like you can
have a bad sunburn when you were like 14 and then like that'll transform into
like uh skin cancer in
your like 60s isn't that a possibility it's there's many possibilities medical
possibilities for all of us
it's hard to know what is going to happen your medical possibilities google doc
that you reference every day i went to hawaii with my family when i was maybe
nine years old
i think i've talked about this trip where i was i felt too overweight to take
my shirt off to go swimming
and i was like look sitting on the on the chair and looking at the rocks
listening to evanescence
and i was convincing myself that i was seeing ancient faces in the volcanic
rock yeah yeah i think you
said this maybe last it within the last three episodes i think i said this no i
said this at that
when we were doing the music video to another person oh you said this in real
life and irl but on that
trip i did work up the courage to take my shirt off and to get actually pretty
tan because you guys have
seen how tan i get and when i went back to class one of my bullies who was my
friend but he was kind
of more my bully he he called me peanut butter toast and that made me feel like
fucking shit bro
tell me his name peanut butter tell me his full name sam walters dude sam walters
i'm coming to
your house i'm coming to your house i'm coming to your parents house and i'm
joining the zizians and
i'm gonna fucking kill you hey man chill no do not join the zizians dude does
everybody know that you
have associations to the no no no no don't bring this up we're not even getting
close to this shit
yeah i'm scared of this literally i am scared of the race belden is going to
die
this is the group that's after him right now
yeah uh no they're not after him he's after them and i'm telling you
oh they're after they're coming out oh dude they are definitely what is what is
the survival
instinct of this man brace belden yo i'm gonna go i'm bored what am i gonna do
today i'm gonna go
join the syrian army i'm bored what am i gonna do today i'm gonna google serial
killers and and
make fun of them for their hair you know what i love about brace is that he's
still hitting the
classic jewel the classic yeah the original i know dude what what happened to
the dude there's no
jewelers out in the everyone's just i don't know everyone's got those bars like
it's like those are
the elf bar or whatever right well my brother's hitting that shit recently is
he really yeah
and i just i'm just um i'm i'm offering walking around offering him zen trying
to get him hooked
on that instead and he was not taking the bait how was uh snl i saw you he dude
he posted a picture
of you too dude i do think that he had like an amazing time i think he had a
really fun time
we were out pretty late weren't we jack let's what celebrities did we see no i
went home early i think
no no bro i don't did you guys remember fucking crying at 5 30 oh bro we went
to the second one
as well i'll just you went to the after after after party yeah damn yeah okay
who was there who did
you see who did you well check what celebrities were there well i'm gonna go
ahead and just tell you
something if you want to be invited into these circles you best keep your mouth
shut so i'm not
gonna speak on who i was grinding on at three it was anna wintour dude jack was
going fucking down on
anna wintour no not not like that but i mean grinding wise oh yeah i basically
i was go down on me
grinding wise it's called the lap dance or is it um yeah no jack black was
getting faded out of control
was he getting hammered getting dug with high he was getting dug with high that's
for sure
did you see that picture that daphne made no what is this getting celsius with
jack getting jack with
celsius and it's you and doug benson checking celsius why is that we it's it's
a joke that came up on
the last episode dude if you would even is that recent yeah it was literally
the last episode
i didn't well you guys know how busy i am
dude um so wait what celebrities did you see who is there
uh sarah sherman from snl james austin johnson from snl uh heidi gardner
probably maybe not actually
gina gershon who's that that's the woman that was at our table for a long time
oh shit that's right
oh we played uh we gambled with her a little bit fakely we played dice we
played trays with her
we did a bit play trays with gina gershon from showgirls i brought dice and
cards obviously and a
giant stack of ones because i'm not gonna sit there and fucking not gamble putz
around not gamble i'm
seeing a similarity between you and mr jeremy allen white at the uh oh trust
that secret that's a secret
that he gambles because they were because during that party he was in a
separate room and they were
just all playing dice you guys are never gonna get invited to these things ever
i don't care about
that they're gonna talk about on joy tactics they're gonna talk dude literally
the amount of secrets i'm
not sharing right now about fucking james gandolfini about where he's dead
about uh right that's what i'm
saying that's what i'm saying