Name: Rurality [teaser]
Uploaded: 2025-05-08T11:01:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rurality [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-08. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rurality [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-08. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics yeah you take left down the road down here and then pull up down
the top up to the gate
i'll let you in yeah why don't y'all come around for a little dinner damn come
on around get the
beans in the uh get the beans ready get the beans ready they got this vest at
walmart for five
dollars oh you got the best at walmart for five dollars you're getting five
dollars at walmart
dang man dang dang bobby dang bobby king of the hill yeah kings
man i miss my brother man yeah i wish he hadn't passed away man
well if you haven't guessed by now we're discussing rural america something
that i know quite a lot
uh quite a lot about i don't know about you fucking city slickers over here ain't
got no clue what it's
like to live down in the in rural ohio sticks of columbus ohio that's hilarious
that you think
that because i actually grew up in fremont ohio for a large portion of my
childhood which is i take it
actually a very very rural area a small town and i went to a very very small
school for one year called
old fort where all the kids in the fourth grade were hunting except for me
hunting what
hunting wild uh fucking animals dude deer oh hell no probably birds of some
sort i think wabbits
yeah probably wabbits season and i remember i had i felt so
i felt so out of place that i got this video game called uh it was called deer
hunter i think for the
it was a pc game and it was like one of those like one dollar games at walmart
that like nobody bought
and it was reversed where the deers were hunting humans and you had bait and
you could and you would
go you would have like different forms of bait one of them was like nudie
magazines and you would throw
them out and they're like these horny guys would come over and be like oh shit
like i'm about to
jack off and then you fucking shotgun them right oh shit i'm about to jack up
oh shit thank you man
i'm gonna use this to jerk it so hold on you play the deer and you're shooting
humans
yeah yeah the the it was reversed you know what a twist
bro if the deer could hunt back that's when i would say yeah this is fair bro
and i would like
to eat that meat i earned that meat because it was trying to kill me oh so then
just put down the gun
if you just put down the gun put down the knives and go earn that fucking meat
by getting a choke
getting a rear naked choke on that thick neck elk if you can if you can choke
out an elk and rip the
skin open and eat the meat just with your hands and fingernails then go for it
you punch for you
could you punch through the hide of an elk like you know what i'm saying and
like grab it's hard
is that even possible like could the rock do that yeah somebody is going really
fast
i bet if you are running a running fist straight into an elk yeah or even if
you were like falling
out of off a building and then you land fist first into the elk i'm sure as
hell you might not even go
through it at that point you might need to be wearing a ring loads yeah man
everyone uh have you guys
ever seen a moose see no oh well i've seen one dude i don't know if i was it
bigger than a house
these things are fucking people always forget about the moose i think they're
violent right they're
very violent yeah they are violent if you if you taunt them if you respect them
they respect you
but their legs are so skinny bro that it causes me
you've ruined yeah they need to be hunts that way just by cracking up when you
see them because their
legs are so skinny they're so pathetic looking you take out a moose just give
me a fucking nicely
inflated basketball i'll just cross that fucker up and its little deer legs are
gonna
scramble oh my god what about this scenario the a hundred men versus you know
the one gorilla
right people keep saying that why is it so so trendy to talk about this
100 moose versus 100 humans versus one gorilla well what's the the by the way
the humans win dude it's
so it's a sad that's a sad sight 100 creatures on you yeah you're toast we need
we need not wonder
because this is what the earth has been thus far is who's the dominant species
species and humans
have already proved it here we are on a fucking laptop i don't see a salamander
on a laptop
i don't see a gorilla on a laptop we have wrangled everyone right this debate
is over
now if you have amanda productions
damn you know what cringed me out what i was watching um i was going back and
watching some of
the rap videos that i used to produce out of high school and we had when we had
briefly i think it's
only one video we had it in our heads that we'd make a production company and
it was called elder sloth
that makes me cry that back dude elder sloth productions well no all right you
need to start
making music videos again jack oh man for for like craigslist like rappers oh i'm
sure it'll happen
that was a fun life get a bunch of diet or full sugar coke full fat studio get
all the models from the
hooters right and just chill out and so you did a lot of scouting later that
they've passed away
man so how did she pass away that's going to be an overdose god that's not good
to bring these
things up it's not good dude it's not good and i'm sorry to hear that me too
sorry to even think
about that so this is rural america folks there's a lot of depression there's a
lot of drug opiates
a lot of because why why is that that's that's the question i'm asking is how
do we get to the root
cause of this is it the pharmaceutical industry is it more complex than that is
it a combination
we make it all city that's what that's what gets the problems away no more
giant fields no more
soybeans all city from sea to shining sea everything is a city city please
the saudi arabian line thing you know oh yeah oh the line city rob get me in
there one one line one
train that goes across and the rest of the world makes sense organic that would
be god get me in the
a world leadership makes fucking sense please please we could all be on the
prime meridian right now we
don't have to be anywhere now everyone in the world could be on the prime meridian
well you guys
remember that movie elysian starring matt damon when he's in the cybernetic
suit what year did that
come out maybe 2012 oh yeah i think that was when they live in a little
beautiful world that's that
that uh revolves around the earth metal world and it's wonderful and full of
nature and everything's
good but back down on the global warming hell of planet earth things aren't so
good for the poor people
okay what other movies you want me to explain um minority report if you if you
could yeah minority
report all right well i'll have to study up because it's been a minute since i've
watched it and i don't
want to say anything inaccurate explain this one eric donnie darko psych you
can't explain it that
no one can many have tried many have failed many have killed themselves over
trying to explain donnie
darko that is the king arthur sword sword of essentially movie on the bus
confusing movies yeah eric's
hosting screenings of donnie darko and then two hours post film he asked
audience members to what it what
was that please explain that to me please that's why i didn't want to go on a
fucking birthright
because i didn't want to sit on a bus in the desert with a bunch of fucking 40
different
you know neurodivergent jewish kids tell me about movie plots i just thought
why the hell would anybody
want to go on this i didn't i wasn't even political yet i'm still not but back
then i just i already i
already knew i didn't i didn't want to be involved in that damn i would love to
get well you did the
reverse birthright of making music videos in virginia that means i had no right
to be doing that right
exactly right but you still did it that's what's important right and that's
what we should be
teaching children across the world get your dad's dslr and get out there with a
white rapper
really rappers of all races and even some uh uh country singers as well damn
there is a
i don't even know if i want to blow up the spot
let's just say there was one of the biggest viral youtubers back in the day
singing jason moraz and stuff
and he fell off the face of the earth but he was like one of the original big
you know and whatever
i was shooting his his youtube covers acoustic and then i was hadn't heard
anything from from like 15
years i go on tiktok and then i see like one of those really polished front-facing
political rants
where they're like responding to something trump says or like something a
conservative tiktoker says
i won't do that is it david pacman no it's not david pacman every time i see
his face come up
he's often saying stuff i agree with but i'm thinking come on bro get it
together don't be
talking like this it's it's it's humiliating it's the anti-villain remember
well he's an anti-villain
we talked about this exactly bro he is a buddy who's you're rooting for them
but or what is it you're not rooting for them but you agree with them exactly
fix the hair
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